Chapter 899

Gamophobia

Yang Chen choked on his own saliva and covered his face in a hurry.

He recovered quickly and laughed along with Wang Ma and Ah Lian. Some of the customers around smiled at her naiveness too.

“Why are you guys laughing?”

She stomped her foot. “Your head… went underneath my skirt… How am I supposed to meet other people now?!”

Yang Chen smiled bitterly. “What would you have me do? How about you crawl under my crotch too? Then we’re even.”

Her face turned crimson and she muttered, “You… you’re bullying me… You’re a pervert!”

Yang Chen was about to get a headache from his brief encounter with her. He signaled for Wang Ma to leave quickly, wanting to escape this situation.

Wang Ma frowned and nodded. There was nothing more she could do.

The others shook their heads and laughed. They no longer thought that Yang Chen was being mean to her after what she had done.

She was acting like a child, so it was natural that someone wanted to teach her a lesson, albeit a slightly unorthodox one.

But before they could leave the shop, the girl ran in front of him and asked, “You haven’t told me your name.”

Yang Chen was puzzled. “And why should I tell you?”

“You have to take responsibility! I have to know your name before we can date!” the girl said earnestly.

“Responsibility?! Date?!” Yang Chen thought he was imagining things. A minute ago she was picking a fight with him. Heck, she was even yelling at him to the world!

“My name is Luo Xiaoxiao.” She introduced herself.

Yang Chen tried hard not to react poorly. “That's a nice name but I have to leave now. Goodbye, let’s hope we never meet again.”

Luo Xiaoxiao grabbed Wang Ma’s hand and asked her, “Grandma, I know what I did was wrong but can you tell me your son’s name?”

Grandma? Son?!

Wang Ma’s face changed and she told her awkwardly, “Young lady, he’s married and he’s not my son.”

“Married?” Luo Xiaoxiao frowned.

Yang Chen nodded. “Little girl, go back to where you came from. I bet ninety percent of men will never reject you as long as you don’t announce that my head was between your thighs. I bet most men wouldn’t reject you this way.”

Luo Xiaoxiao chuckled. “I know, the guys from my school really like me! I think ninety-nine percent of them won’t reject me. But I don’t like any of them! They aren’t as strong as you!”

Yang Chen concluded that she was a weird one. Did the stressful exams get to her?

But with her cultivation, she must have come from a big sect. How did sect elders raise someone like her?

Luo Xiaoxiao kept talking. “I might still be a university student but I’m already of legal age. I’ve always been single. My favourite colors are pink and white. My horoscope is Aries and I like guys who are stronger than me. But they can’t be older than thirty years old. Hmm… I think you fit my description.”

“I’m married and I’m a womanizer. I have more than one lover.” Yang Chen stared at her chest suggestively on purpose.

But she lifted her chest proudly. “That’s fine! I can help you divorce your wife and she can be your lover. As for you… there’s nothing you need to do for me. You can accompany me when I need you but when I don’t, you can have fun with other women. I’m a busy person with lots of things to do!”

Wang Ma was shocked and she pulled Yang Chen’s sleeves. “Young Master, did she experience some sort of childhood trauma?”

Yang Chen agreed with her. “Wang Ma, let’s leave.”

Luo Xiaoxiao puffed her chest and stomped her foot angrily. “I heard that! Don’t think I’ll be afraid of you just because you’re stronger than me! If my fa—I mean… once my dad comes, he will be able to defeat you with one finger!”

Yang Chen didn’t want to waste any more time with that crazy lady. “Alright, if your dad is as strong as you say, have him come find me. If he can defeat me, then I’ll marry you. But if I win, you have to leave me alone.”

Yang Chen thought it would scare her off. Instead, she cupped her face shyly and said, “You’re so naughty! How could you propose to me in front of everyone… I’m not ready yet! They say if one does this the bride will get gamophobia!”