Chapter 1259

Jiang Xiaowei coughed seriously and said, "an American, a French and a Chinese, walking in the desert, thirsty, hungry and tired, suddenly picked up a bottle while walking, opened it and a man came out. The man said, I am the God of lights, and can meet your three wishes.". Americans love to take advantage. The first one says, "I want a lot of money for the first wish, and I want a lot of money for the second wish. The third one is that I want to go back to the United States. The lamp God nodded," this is simple. " Then with a big wave, the Americans came home with a lot of money. The French also rushed to say, the first wish is that I want beautiful women, the second wish is that I want many beautiful women, and the last wish is that I want to go back to France. With a big wave of the lamp God, "this is simple, go." Then the French went home with many beautiful women. At last, the Chinese people sat on the ground and said, "my first wish is to have a bottle of Erguotou. The God of lights gave it to him, and then he said," my second wish is to have another bottle of Erguotou. " The lamp God gave him another bottle. After drinking, the lamp God asked, "what's your third wish?"? At last, the Chinese people thought hard and said, "I really want to take two little friends. You let them come back to me.". In a flash, the Americans and the French all went back to the desert.

After Jiang Xiaowei finished, everyone laughed

Although they didn't laugh, they all thought it was very interesting, but only Zhu Lingling didn't laugh.

Jiang Xiaowei then said, "don't worry, I haven't finished. Then the three of them continued walking in the desert. They found another bottle and came out. The man said," I'm the brother of the lamp God just now. I'm not as powerful as my brother, so I can only satisfy two wishes of each of you. The Americans and the French, together, were afraid of the bad things of the Chinese, so they decided to let him say first. The Chinese thought hard and said that the first wish was to give me a bottle of Erguotou. After drinking, the lamp God asked, what's your second wish? The Chinese think and say, I have no desire, you go back first. At that time, the French and the Americans were confused. Their wishes had not been waiting to be said. The lantern God had gone

Huo Mian can't hold Qin Chu's neck and laugh

Wei Liao lowers his head, takes a mobile phone to shoot a small video, and laughs while shooting.

Gao ran couldn't laugh, and said, "Dr. Jiang is so good. I'll leave it to the bureau to talk to those subordinates."

When people look at Zhu Lingling again, she still doesn't smile

When Jiang Xiaowei saw this, she said immediately, I haven't finished talking. Then the three of them went away again. They found another bottle, and a lamp God came out. The lamp God said, "I'm the apprentice of the two lamp gods just now. My magic power is not as profound as those two masters, so everyone can only satisfy your one wish.". Just after the lantern God finished, the Americans and the French said in unison, "first send the Chinese back."

So the Chinese went home smoothly, the lantern God left, and the Americans and the French stayed in the desert forever.

Jiang Xiaowei's story is over. A joke is divided into three steps It's wonderful.

But Zhu Lingling just didn't smile

"Lingling, don't you think it's funny?" Gao ran wondered.

"I don't think so. Pay quickly, Dr. Jiang." Zhu Lingling waved.

Jiang Xiaowei took out a thousand yuan admiringly and put it in the bamboo basket, "Zhu Lingling, I really admire you."

At last, we all put our hope on Huo Mian

Feeling the look that everybody expects, Huo Mian is flat mouth, "you do not want to see me like this, I Alexandria."

"We believe in you." Jiang Xiaowei smiles.

"I don't even believe in myself. I'm a little low laughing." Hermione was a little embarrassed.

"Tell me, now it's up to you and Zhu Lingling? Watch you. " Wei Liao thinks that Huo Mian is so powerful that he can take Zhu Lingling as a wonderful guy.

So Huo Mian nodded, in the hope of all, got up and began to tell her most classic joke.