Chapter 1

Name:My Zombie Wife Author:mao ding
There is a custom in our place. If a person dies under the age of 50 and his body is not cremated, he must find a boy to sit at the head of the coffin until the coffin is buried.

Grandpa is a Mr. Yin and Yang. Nine times out of ten, he is invited to do white work in the surrounding villages. I have been a coffin boy several times.

As soon as I got up this morning, my mother said that Liu Degui in the village was dead.

Liu Degui is a consumptive ghost. He is in his early thirties. He is as thin as a hemp pole. He is still alone.

As soon as he died, the funeral had to be handled in the village.

They are all villagers and neighbors. After dinner, grandpa took me to help. According to the village head, it was supposed to be cremated, but Liu Degui seemed to know that he was going to die and prepared a coffin in advance. He could only do as he wished.

For burial, there must be a coffin boy. Grandpa took Liu Degui's eight characters. Coincidentally, there were seven boys in the village, but they didn't rush with my eight characters. Naturally, the coffin boy had to be made by me.

On the day of the funeral, grandpa put a red cloth on the coffin, pressed some straw paper, and held me up and sat down.

The people who carry the coffin are Uncle Li from the neighboring village. They all eat white rice. They live by carrying the coffin, all with big arms and round waist. Uncle Li smiled and said to me, Tong huazi, hold on.

I quickly grabbed the coffin hanging rope to avoid sitting unstable and falling down when I left.

Grandpa said it was time. Li Shula shouted at the top of her voice, Liu Degui, on his way. Eight people worked together and got up the coffin easily.

Hearing the coffin call, the village head lit a firecracker at the door. After the sound, the coffin went out, followed by the people in the village. They all came to help, and no one was crying. It looked a little lonely.

Nothing happened all the way. It went well. But just after the coffin fell into the well, something happened.

When the coffin was stained with soil, the coffin was over. I was going to get down from the coffin. As a result, my whole body became soft and my ass seemed to stick to the lid of the coffin. I couldn't get up at all.

Uncle Li laughed at me and said, look at your doll, you are so weak. Then he stretched out his hand to pull me, but I was only about 40 kilograms, but I almost dragged him into the coffin well. Uncle Li was so frightened that he quickly let go and called my grandpa, Third Master Zhang. Come and have a look. Zhang Tong seems to have fallen into the coffin.

My face turned white when I heard of the coffin falling.

I haven't met my grandfather, but there was an accident in the neighboring village. The owner invited Wu Laogou from our village. He made a mistake. The coffin boy couldn't get up when he was buried.

Wu Laogou didn't want to crack it, but forcibly pulled out the coffin boy. As a result, the baby died in a few days.

Grandpa said that what old dog Wu pulled out was only people. The baby's soul had already fallen into the coffin. Naturally, people can't live.

After that, Wu Laogou's reputation plummeted. Few people invited him, and he was also very hostile to his grandfather.

However, the Wu family is a big surname in our village and has a great voice. Grandpa usually doesn't conflict with him.

Privately, he also told me to stay away from the Wu family for fear that they might do something behind their back.

Grandpa was looking at the grave. When he heard Uncle Li shouting, he hurried over.

As soon as the people around heard that the coffin had fallen, they all surrounded it.

I thought of the baby and was afraid to die like him. I cried and asked grandpa to find a way quickly.

Grandpa is also in a hurry. Let me not move. I sent people back to the village to catch a rooster that had just chirped, took the chicken blood, mixed with cinnabar, drew a Taoist talisman on the coffin, and then asked Uncle Li to try pulling me.

It still won't move.

At the moment, it's chilly under my ass, like sitting on a piece of ice. My ass hurts with cold.

Grandpa called the village head again and asked him if he remembered Liu Degui's birthday incorrectly. The village head said it was impossible. When Liu Degui was born, his mother died on the way to the health center. I helped carry the body back. I can't remember wrong.

Uncle Li listened to the village head's words, looked at Grandpa strangely and asked, Third Master, is there a problem with the body?

Grandpa said it was possible and asked him to lift the coffin quickly.

After the coffin was carried out, grandpa took an ink bucket, tied the thread to my thumb, and hung the bucket on the coffin.

When the thread was tied, my feet moved, wiped my tears and hurried down from the coffin. It's just that the matter hasn't been solved. The ink bucket line is stained with black dog blood.

The black dog can see the evil of Yin, which is between yin and Yang. The line stained with the black dog's blood can connect Yin and Yang. Now I just build a Yin Bridge and let me come down from the coffin for the time being.

Seeing me coming down, Uncle Li hurriedly asked someone to pry open the coffin. The moment the coffin lid was lifted, the onlookers took a breath of air conditioning.

Inside is not Liu Tiande, but a female corpse wearing a red wedding dress and a red cap.

The village head's face turned white and stammered. When I brought someone to collect the body yesterday, it was clearly Liu Degui who put the coffin. How... How

Several old people who followed the corpse collection also came out to testify.

Grandpa was calm and didn't answer. Let me lift the red cap of the female corpse a little, but not completely.

I shivered in the past and picked it up carefully, holding a corner. The female corpse only showed a chin. Grandpa and Uncle Li shouted in panic, baby, put it down quickly.

As soon as they shouted, I let go, but I didn't know what was going on. The red cap stuck to my hand. As soon as they stopped, they brought it up.

Grandpa's face turned pale. He didn't wait to see the female corpse. He grabbed the red cap on my hand and threw it at the female corpse's face.

Uncle Li whispered with his back on his back, Third Master, this is the body of Shiao mountain. It's obvious that someone wanted to hurt you.

Grandpa hummed and said with some worry that it's all right for me. I'm afraid he has ulterior motives.

Uncle Li's face changed and said, "no, who has the courage?".

If grandpa didn't take Uncle Li, he turned his back to the coffin and asked me if the red cover was good.

Just now he was out of alignment, and the woman's chin and mouth were still exposed.

Her chin is very round and white, but her lips are frighteningly red, like smearing blood. It makes people panic.

I glanced and said it wasn't covered. While talking, I seemed to see the female corpse move, and the corners of her mouth raised a curved range, looking at me and laughing.

I shivered, shrank behind grandpa and stammered, Grandpa, Grandpa, she seems to move.

Grandpa comforted me and said, don't be afraid. With Grandpa, you pull the cover and cover her face.

I dare not stretch out my hand, pick up a twig from the ground, and pick down the red cover from a distance to cover the woman's face.

Uncle Li and grandpa listened to me and covered it. Then they turned around and stared at the body in the coffin for a long time. Grandpa looked back and said that the more people present today, the better. Find the rest separately. Be sure to find Liu Degui's body before dark. I'm afraid something will happen if it's late.

As soon as the villagers heard that something was going to happen, they were all terrified. They dared to say more and hurried to work separately.

I heard from my mother that the stone concave mountain mentioned by Uncle Li just now is very strange and tight. There are many ancient tombs on the top of the mountain. In spring, summer, autumn and winter every year, the mountain is covered with cold and frost. No one will go at all. How can the dead people in it go to Liu Degui's coffin?

After a while, my parents heard that I had fallen into the coffin and followed me.

Grandpa saw them and said, just in time, your husband and wife go to pick up the woman's body from the coffin, tie her hands and feet with hemp rope, and wrap the rest around her. The more, the better.

Peach willows beat ghosts and hemp ropes bind corpses.

After death, people tie their toes together with hemp rope to prevent the corpse. Grandpa now binds the female corpse with so many hemp ropes, then she will cheat the corpse 100%, or she is a zombie.

My father usually opposes my grandfather's asking me to be a coffin boy. Now, seeing something wrong, he puts a few words on my grandfather with a cold face.

Grandpa squatted down to smoke, raised his eyelids and said, let you do it. There's so much nonsense. Tong Tong is my grandson. Can I hope something happens to him?

My mother pulled the corner of my father's clothes and asked him to say less.

After all, I'm still connected to the coffin. My father glared at me and said in broken pieces that he would run with your grandfather in the future to see if I wouldn't break your leg.

I blinked and dared not answer back. My mother came next to me, and then she reached out to help the female corpse in the coffin. My father stopped staring at me, pulled the red cap, tied the hands and feet of the female corpse with hemp rope, and wrapped the rest around him.

Grandpa saw that he had finished, so he came and cut the ink bucket line. Uncle Li also asked his people to cover the coffin. But he didn't leave the ground. He said he was waiting to find Liu Degui's body and bury it together.

When it was done, Grandpa asked Uncle Li to take a step to talk. They turned away and didn't know what to whisper. I could just see Uncle Li's face. He seemed very embarrassed, but finally nodded to grandpa as if he had promised something. When they came back, the people who called him left.

After talking to Uncle Li, Grandpa seemed relaxed. He asked my mother to take me back first and boil a pot of water with peach branches to bathe me. He and my father went to find Liu Degui's body.

My mother gave me a bath, took me to the yard to bask in the sun, held the soles of my shoes and asked me why there was a female corpse in Liu Degui's coffin.

I said everything I knew. I heard that the female corpse came from Shiao mountain. My mother shook her hand and didn't know how to shout pain when the needle went into the meat.

I felt like there was something terrible in Shiao mountain, but when I asked, my mother looked flustered and said, you are a doll's house, what do you do so much.

In the evening, my father came back and drank a ladle of water in the kitchen. When he came out, he said that Liu Degui's body had been found and the tools for digging the grave had been found in his house. He carried the female body back from Shiao mountain. This turtle son almost killed our children.

My mother also scolded Liu Degui for his death. My father told my mother that he was burying Liu Degui with the woman's body. It would be all right after filling the earth.

Grandpa came back after dark, very tired. But it's settled. Let me go back to bed.

After a nervous day, I was tired, but I couldn't sleep in bed. I thought it was strange, but I couldn't explain it clearly. Thinking about it, I fell asleep vaguely.

In the middle of the night, I had a dream that the female corpse came to knock on my window, with blood in her mouth and a strange smile on her face, staring at me through the window.

I woke up from my dream. It was already dawn outside. I rubbed my eyes and opened the main door when I went outside. I saw the village head come in from the gate in a panic and shouted, Third Master, something's wrong, something's wrong in the village.