I believe that people of our age are not unfamiliar with dirty jokes.
When I was in college, some people in our dormitories would talk about such dirty jokes.
It's no surprise that all of them are young and vigorous. Let alone addicted, many of them have tasted forbidden fruit in college.
For example, me!
Oh, damn, I can even remember some of the jokes I would tell to Lin Fen when I was alone, and she always scolded me for "disgusting" while drilling into my arms
At that time, the sky was so blue, even in our hearts, haze was not called haze, but "cover up".
Cover each other, work hard
I can't help feeling bitter when I think about this.
"Well, forget it, I All of a sudden, I'm not in the mood. "
With a wry smile at Yao Jing, I lost interest.
"Humph, you bastard!"
Yao Jing, smiling like a flower, peeped around and said to me, "why don't I tell you one..."
God reversed, have wood have?
Without waiting for me to refuse, the little girl just said it.
"There used to be a male prison guard. He was a big turnip..."
I, simply, Yao Jing this goblin, is really my Jiang Feng hit the small killer ah!
She is smart and intelligent, bold and shrewd.
I can't help feeling that the time I accepted her, maybe it was the only time between us that I could get the upper hand.
"This guy is bad. He always takes advantage of female prisoners."
She looked at me with a banter on her face.
That means as if to say, I am the big turnip male discipline, and she is one of the thousands of female prisoners who I take advantage of.
Of course, I know that Yao Jing's words are actually making fun of Jiang Feng. After all, it's not 20 or 30 years ago, or even earlier!
At that time, the prison management system was not perfect. In some places, there was indeed confusion in management, entanglement between discipline and prisoners, and even adultery.
Even to this day, I dare not say that all prisons are clean and honest, and there is no place for filth.
After all, a pot of soup can fall into a rat excrement, right.
However, although there is no 100% guarantee, the vast majority of prisons have strictly implemented the prison management system in accordance with the requirements of the Ministry of justice. This kind of "communication between officials and criminals" is becoming less and less, which is really rare.
It's hard to bear the fact that the prison management system is in chaos.
So, I'm just listening. I don't take it seriously.
"Once, the big turnip man took advantage of a beautiful woman prisoner..."
Yao Jing began to tell me that she wanted to report some top secret information to me. She bent down to my ear and breathed softly.
It's just that my scalp is going to explode!
This dead girl is so bold.
"That guy took advantage of it, but he didn't dare to take it. He not only couldn't fulfill his promise to take care of the other party, but also made things difficult Hum, heartless, coward
Speaking of this, Yao Jing's soft lips gently touched my earlobe, ah, mother, I
"Stand up and talk!"
I cold face low roar a, really can't bear bird!
Now, Mo Zhiwu and Cheng Yaoxin are all watching from afar. No matter how fat I am, I dare not openly flirt with a female prisoner.
What's more, although I have a good feeling for Yao Jing, both hazy and ambiguous, but my feelings, already have a place
"Well, as a result, the female prisoner gave up and told her to say something. Then, after the investigation team came down, Huaxin radish refused to admit it, saying that he was not familiar with other people Hum
Well, without a few hum words in a sentence, Yao Jing can't seem to be satisfied, and he doesn't know where this girl and I have such a big "hatred.".
I think it's strange for Yao Jing to see me today
It wasn't until some time later, recalling this scene, that I understood why Yao Jing's attitude towards me had such a huge change, ambiguous and kind.
All this is because of director Yao!
Of course, it's all in the future
"The wronged female prisoner cried to the leader of the prison. How could he not be familiar with me? We have been familiar with him for a long time
"Then the leader asked her to explain what it means to be familiar and not to be familiar again. Guess what the female prisoner said Hum, team Jiang, look at your advice, I know you can't guess! "
I can't pick up a word. Damn, I really know this story, but how can I say that kind of hot words!
I'm discipline, I must pay attention to my words and deeds!"Come on, don't say it, that's it..."
Before my voice fell, Yao Jing ignored me at all and said, "the female prisoner replied," we know that he knows my depth and I know his length... "
Wori!
I stare at Yao Jing, blushing, dead girl but covered her mouth and giggled.
This scene is fixed in my memory, which makes me recall it later and sigh a lot!
"Hoo ~ ~ ~ hee hee..."
Yao Jing finished with the last sentence, soft lips cherry mouth, a long breath of evil.
And she looked at my face, which was forced to smile, and at the same time, she was stunned. She was happy.
It's very interesting to tease me like this.
"Well, team Jiang, let's get down to business. Do you want to know what's abnormal inside the Shashan female prison? Why are there things you don't understand, right? "
"Well, I'd have said no for a long time What are you doing? "
I didn't get angry with her, but I couldn't put on a serious face.
"Listen, Jiang Feng!"
All of a sudden, Yao Jing put away that kind of indifferent banter expression, his face suddenly became cold, just like the face changing of Sichuan Opera.
Besides, she didn't call me Jiang team or Jiang Guanjiao, but called me Jiang Feng.
This
I understand. What she said must be very important!
Next, Yao Jing will probably convey some special messages to me as a friend.
My heart instantly pulled up, "OK, you say, I listen!"
"Jiang Feng, sometimes what you see is not necessarily the truth, and what you suspect is not necessarily disguise!"
Her face is dignified, "Shashan female prison is not as chaotic as you think, but it is not the old well without waves and stagnant water."
Looking around, Yao Jing said quickly in my ear in an almost inaudible voice, "Jiang Feng, you must take good care of yourself. I don't think I can help you for long..."
"Ah? What did you say? "
I was stunned, and blurted out this question which was close to conditional reflection!