So far, seeing her surprised and nervous look, I think it's almost done!
We should be able to talk to each other soon
I even more intensified, "Xiaoqian, what do you think a woman cares about most? It's fertility and reputation! "
Seeing that she didn't understand, I quickly explained.
"One is about having children, the other is about reputation..."
"But..."
"But nothing
I can't let her contradict me. I must strike while the iron is hot!
"Xiaoqian, hurry up. The earlier you go out, the more active you are. We can't do much for one and a half minutes. If it takes more than three minutes..."
"What can happen in three minutes?"
"Well It's hard to say. It's reverie! "
"Team Jiang, do you mean that people will think that you treat me Violence against me? " Big long leg asked seriously.
"Don't rule it out!"
I said, "I can't control what other people think, but I don't deny... "
I want to continue to bewitch her, but she suddenly laughs, "team Jiang, do you mean that your usual love time is three minutes? Hee hee, otherwise, why would three minutes make people reverie? "
Suddenly, my sweat is not called sweat, but urine
It's really, really bold!
How dare you say anything about this big long leg?
"You, what nonsense..."
I feel that I can't entangle with her any more. At this moment, I feel very upset.
"Anyway, I've made it clear whether to say it or not. If you go in your left ear and out your right, then I can't help Jiang Feng At that time, it will be bad luck and your reputation will be damaged, but you Shangguan Xiaoqian herself! "
"Well, what should we do..."
She sighed faintly, "I've been with you for so long..."
"Where has it been so long? What a long time
I was so worried that my eyes became dysentery, "Shangguan Xiaoqian, I can tell you that it's only two or three minutes for me to come in full, and I can't do anything in time..."
"Puff ~ ~"
big long legs laughed, "look, you are scared and nervous!"
Looking at me again, just like an angry, lucky toad, Shangguan Xiaoqian whispered, "if no one wants me, no one will be better. It's a big deal that people can't live a lifetime by themselves..."
"You..."
"All right, all right! Team Jiang, I don't care about it myself. Why do you force me to die? "
She glanced at me with disdain on her face.
All of a sudden, Shangguan Xiaoqian's eyes brightened, and she gently cheered me, "Jiang Feng, or you can marry me, anyway, we're all that..."
"I'll go ~ ~"
at this moment, I want to die.
What's the matter between me and you? I've done it?
Although you Shangguan Xiaoqian looks like an immortal, we are not comrades in arms of the same camp now. You may even have to do some extremely illegal activities!
I Jiang Feng hide you too late, also said to marry you?
What a joke!
What's more, with your broken Gong voice, you talk to me every day. I thought I always talked to a duck
"No, never!"
I quickly interrupted her, and she was about to talk, "you are Shangguan Xiaoqian's pure blood, jade leaf and Golden branch, I am Jiangfeng, a little fart girl, I can't stand up to..."
She and I, we are just like scrambling to stop each other from talking. No matter who just said half a sentence, they will be interrupted immediately by each other.
Now, I have realized that maybe it's not me running on the other side at all. My little trick has long been guessed by Shangguan Xiaoqian
"Mad!"
I was so angry that I made a rude remark.
"Shangguan Xiaoqian, I've made it clear to you. If you still bother me like this, I can tell you, Yao Jing, you want to see each other today! As long as I don't agree with Jiang Feng, I can't plead with him. You really can't see her! "
How angry!
My words obviously have enough weight. I believe that her long legs should never be a woman who knows neither good nor bad!
Finally, the words are open, I also go out, wheezing, waiting to see how she answers me
"Forget it, Jiang Feng, I I'm not really making trouble now. I, alas ~ ~ "
she sighed," when I get to the toilet, I They are really impatient and want to pee. "
When I looked at her, I didn't seem to be faking. Even the word "pee" was said in front of me. What else can I do?As she said this, her face turned red with shame.
I can see that Shangguan Xiaoqian's expression is more and more restless, and even her body twists more violently and naturally than just now. The cliff is not sincere and artificial.
Now, I'm speechless!
Brother's life, how so bitter It's really bad luck. I can have a dream when I go to the toilet Well, the fake is real!
At the moment, the essence of things should be like this
At the beginning, Shangguan Xiaoqian handcuffed her because I didn't agree with Jiang Feng. She must be indignant and angry.
Therefore, in the early days, she really wanted to revenge me.
It's just that it's not the time for her long legs to make a scene in heaven. They still have the business of meeting Yao Jing.
So according to her meaning, that is to say, I'm angry and upset.
However, with the eggs, it's ok now. If you toss about, something will happen.
It's just like two men and women who are forced to fall in love. At the beginning, they just deal with their parents. As a result, they talk about bed, and then they get married and have children.
Now, in full view of the public, big long leg really went to love with me, Jiang Feng, instead of going to the toilet together, her mood or mood also began to wave, and even began to be nervous
And what happens when people are nervous?
Muscle taut, nerve sensitive, and then, bladder what violent contraction ah!
So, all kinds of urgency!
And this kind of idea, you think about it for yourself, is it like a virus infection, once it occurs, it will spread suddenly?
The ferocity that can't be stopped!
If you don't want to go to the toilet, you can hold it for 20 minutes and a half hours.
However, when a person is unable to find the toilet, or just see the toilet moment, that kind of urine full of mood, simply I can't find a word to describe it.
Shangguan Xiaoqian, ah, I fully understand her. I really can't question whether she has a special constitution that is naturally allergic to toilets.
At this moment, under her hint and influence, even when I look at the squatting pits in the bathroom, I feel a little pissed
Even I feel in my heart, if I can't immediately have a good time here, I'm very sorry to come to the toilet!