Facing Zhang Xinming, I suddenly felt powerless.
Jiang Feng has always been the one who analyzes other people. He has never been used as an experimental object by others like he is today. He peels off his camouflage layer by layer, so he doesn't know each other very well. He has the feeling that he is seen through by others.
With my cigarette in my mouth, I looked at Zhang Xinming for a long time and pondered over what he had just said.
It took a long time for self-confidence to come back to me.
With a smile, I said, "brother Zhang, you are really a capable man. I'm convinced, brother! It's true that the nature of my work determines that I have a different style from ordinary police officers, especially I am a man who works in a female prison. It can be said that I am the only opposite sex that female prisoners in that place can usually see. Therefore, my personality and way of dealing with people are indeed a bit of banditry. Otherwise, I will be eaten by those female prisoners every minute! Hey, hey Brother, I can't help it. Brother, it's not easy. When I just graduated, I couldn't be like this. I was forced to... "
Zhang Xinming laughed and said, "brother Jiang, you don't know how many people admire your work. It's really beautiful for you to think that there are so many yingyingyanyan around you every day, and the stars support you like the moon You, don't be in bliss and don't know it! "
"Why don't we change jobs?" I said with a smile, "brother Zhang, do you think the female prison is the harem of my family? Give me 100 leopard gall to eat, and I dare not fool around with female prisoners in prison! You don't know how strict the supervision is now. It's too late for me to pay a hundred. I dare to attack female prisoners. I'm crazy
Zhang Xinming laughed. As soon as he and I met and talked happily, he handed me a good cat and said, "brother Jiang, I'm not kidding. I don't go to places like detention house and male prison, so I know what kind of morality those criminals who want to participate in labor reform every day are! Although I haven't been lucky enough to go to that place, I don't think there are many good friends. So, I can understand your mood! "
"Hey hey, thank you, thank you for understanding, long live understanding!"
I laughed and asked, "the last question, even if you can guess from my subconscious action of drinking tea and putting it back to its original position that if I'm not a public security officer, I'm probably a judicial police officer, and from my so-called banditry, I guess that I probably work in prison. How do you know about female prison? Do I smell like a woman's perfume? "
At this point, I laugh first.
My younger sister, even if they are female prisoners, it's impossible for them to put on makeup one by one in prison until they are released. Therefore, I can't carry the peculiar smell of some women.
"That's not true. How can it be?"
Zhang Xinming said with a smile, "as I said just now, it almost depends on my professional characteristics to guess the nature of your work! So, I guess if you're not in prison for men or women, you're also in the spotlight of career. "
"Hey, that's interesting."
I am very interested in staring at Zhang Xinming, but I am inferring in my heart, what exactly does ya do?
"Brother Jiang, I said you work in a female prison because of your appearance."
I'm just curious, "looks? Ha ha, can you tell your work unit from your appearance? Stop fooling me
"No!"
Zhang Xinming said, "I analyze every day Oh, the work I come into contact with makes it easy for me to judge a person's attributes. Do you know about attributes? "
"I don't know. Please tell me."
"For example, if you were asked to describe a table, what would you say?"
"The table? Eight immortals table, round table, long table, square table That's about it, isn't it? "
"Brother Jiang, what you said is only one aspect. You can't say that you are wrong, but it's too rough and incomplete."
Zhang Xinming pointed to the tea table in front of us, "for example, if I could describe this, I would say that the brown cherry wood tea table is 80 cm to 82 cm in height, 150 cm to 155 cm in length and 60 cm in width. The table is made of cherry wood roots. The table is painted with varnish at least three times and has obvious annual ring patterns. It's on the left side of the table There is about half a square centimeter of paint on the upper corner. There is a crack on the left front leg. The angle of the table is 45 degrees
I listen, my eyes are falling to the ground.
What is this special product for?
How can his observations be so detailed?
Zhang Xinming is still gushing, "judging from the depth of fingernail scratch, the production time of the tea table was about three to three and a half years ago. There is no original manufacturer of this type of tea table in Xijing. It should be the product of the south, especially in the area of two lakes. That is to say, if you look at the trademark carefully, it is probably in the area of Hunan and Hubei! And
Zhang Xinming was still saying, but I stopped him, "stop, stop!"
"What's the matter?"
"This is what you call "Attributes?"
I asked, "brother Zhang, is that too much? Do you want to talk about weight, volume, density next Are all the attributes you can think of? ""Yes, all of them!"
Zhang Xinming said very seriously, "only by fully mastering the attributes of a person or an object can we better understand the object, so as to find problems and clues in places invisible to others."
"What about me? What can I judge the attribute of working in a female prison, you say
I still don't believe it. Can he really see from my appearance that my brother works in a female prison?
"Yes, and as long as the previous preconditions are implemented, for example, I have confirmed that you are a prison guard, then there will be a lot of clues at hand."
I snorted. I didn't agree with you. My heart is good. But I'm a teacher in my heart. I can't get any evidence. Don't try to fool me.
"This coat on you Let me see. Your down jacket should not be the overalls issued by the women's prison, nor are your trousers. But your shirt is probably, right? "
I listened, thought a little, nodded to admit.
The prison work jacket is not suitable for such a party, so I changed it long ago.
But the shirt is really allocated by the female prison of Shashan.
As prison guards, including public security officers and other police officers, our clothes are basically monotonous, and we only have a few sets for many years.
However, the only advantage is that the hair is hard-working and can't be worn at all.
So, except Lanlan, Honglei and Yingjie have bought one or two clothes for me, I never buy clothes myself, and I don't even take them from my high-end clothing chain store.
It's out of season and there's almost no time to wear it.
Over time, in addition to the coat will be changed during the vacation, socks, shoes, shirts, autumn clothes, autumn pants, and even sweaters these, upside down is that a few, are used to