Chapter 1403

Two people supported me in telling jokes, so Kongshan wanqiu, Ma Yuming and even Qiu Ranke all told them, hoping to hear me tell one or two jokes to ease my tension.

It's true that people are working too hard and pressing, and their mentality is out of balance.

"I don't know what you all think. Isn't it nonsense? Forget it, I can't care about you. If you like to talk about it, just talk about one! "

"Ha ha!"

Seeing Chen Qian flinch like this without principle, I laugh heartily, just like being teased by my own jokes.

"Come on, come on!"

Yingjie urged me. She even put her hand on my arm and said, "hurry up, you really are. Why don't you worry now? There's not enough time!"

"OK, I'll tell you. I'll tell you right away. Ouch ~ ~ ~ why are you pinching people?"

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Then I started telling jokes.

"There is a couple, the woman's character is fierce and fierce, is like a fake guarantee for the shrew, so the man naturally had an affair, as a result, one day his wife and husband went shopping, ran into a lover, three people face-to-face bumped together."

Listen to what I'm talking about, there may be a lot of dog blood in it. These melon eaters who like gossip are very interested.

No one is waiting for me to speak.

Even a good person like Yingjie has a little excitement on her face.

I went on, "Xiao san'er came up to say hello to the man and called him brother Wang. His wife was naturally alert and asked her husband, who is this woman? Why do you call him brother Wang? That man's one face helpless shape, say, this I how know? You should ask her yourself! The wife snorted and said, do you think I dare not ask? Your kid's surname is Han, but she calls you brother Wang What's the relationship between you two? Tell me the truth! "

When I got to this point, I suddenly stopped and asked, "do you know what I'm going to say next?"

"This..."

Kongshan wanqiu shakes her head and says that she doesn't know and can't guess.

Ma Yuming also said that his brain is not fast enough. I can't imagine how the joke will develop.

Yingjie, Chen Qian, etc. are also confused.

Zhang Xinming and Qiu Ranke, however, seemed to be thinking. They nodded from time to time, as if they had guessed their head!

Only Liu Ruyan snorted with disdain, muttering in a voice that only I could hear, "what a shocking joke I should be. Now it seems that it's just like this. It's boring!"

I was surprised. Liu Ruyan, it seems that his IQ is not so high!

By comparison, she should be the fastest person to hear the joke and immediately think of the answer.

Even better than me, you Jiang Feng, what you originally said was the old Wang next door. He was dead. The old Wang next door bullied the women next door Hum, it's shameless. It's really time to call that guy brother Wang. No, just call Lao Wang next door! "

I nodded with a smile and catered, "yes, what Yingjie said is so right. We should arrange that mistress to come up and shout to each other. Hello, it's Lao Wang next door. It's such a coincidence that we can bump into each other when we go shopping like going to bed!"

"Asshole, villain, son of a bitch, you hate ~ ~"

I laughed, but Liu Ruyan coldly interjected and said, "what's funny? The story of Lao Wang next door is just distorted. It's not difficult at all. What's more, it's not funny and challenging? It doesn't exist at all

I then turned to Liu Ruyan and said, "Ruyan, it seems that you really have too little experience in some places, and your work is not good enough!"

"Jiang Feng, what are you talking about? What do you mean? I'm just commenting on a few jokes. What do you mean by these words? Do you want to be against me? "

"I don't dare. I don't dare to target you, Liu ruyanda, with our courage."

I left out the two words "Miss" behind. Ruyan's identity must be kept strictly confidential, and Li Yang ordered me not to show any clues!

"Well, what do you mean by what you just said?"

Listening to the other party's strength, I pretended to be deep, "Ruyan, listen to people's advice to eat, don't always think Lao Tzu is the best in the world, I have the highest IQ and EQ, so I won't be fooled by you, but is it really so?"

I smile, pointed to Liu Ruyan and Yingjie, said, "now, you two are sitting next to me, one left and one right, so I am also the old Wang next door!"

When they heard this, they blushed.

Others laughed and understood that I was taking advantage of Yingjie and Liu Ruyan!

Yingjie is nothing more than that. Anyway, she had an affair with me for a long time. You have me and you have passed by, so she can accept this kind of cold joke with some meat. However, she is still angry. She sent me one to wring her arm.

Liu Ruyan's face turns cold as frost!

See her this Fu Luo Cha female ghost's appearance, I just realize, special oneself this joke oven opened a little too much!

Liu Ruyan and I are far from being familiar with this kind of joke.

Sure enough, Liu Ruyan didn't plan to let me go easily. He didn't even want to settle accounts after autumn. He stormed at me directly in front of the public, "Jiang Feng, do you think this is ridiculous?""No..." I realized it wasn't right and began to soften.

The hero doesn't want to suffer losses. He wants to muddle through.

"No? No, what do you mean by that? "

Liu Ruyan said, "Jiang Feng, listen to me. If you can't give me a satisfactory answer to today's incident, I'm sorry. Not only will I not sign this questionnaire, but also I have to reflect to the relevant departments that your questionnaire can't represent public opinion at all. On the contrary, it's all done under your direction!"

No!

I realize that Ruyan is really angry. I don't want to let go of my rhythm!