Chapter 532

Huo Zhen was just curious, so he called Chen Jun to ask him. In fact, he didn't mean anything else.

In addition, regardless of the identity of the director of the Bureau, she is just a gossip girl in essence, so even if Chen Jun is fooled and let him go for nothing, I believe Chen Jun will not be angry with her.

What Huo really didn't expect is that Chen Jun is a person who can't be contaminated. Just because she had a simple contact with him this time, it became a source and the beginning of her bad luck in the future.

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After Chen Jun came out of Qiaoxi Branch, he didn't go back to the chess room, but went back to Jinjiling mine. During this period of time, I relaxed my mind on mine affairs. Thanks to Yi Qiubai, I didn't neglect the management. It's time to take care of it.

After Chen Jun returned to the mine, it was noon, and the workers were having lunch. Yi Qiubai held a rice box and chatted with the workers. Chen Jun didn't mean much by himself, so he got a lunch box in the canteen and ran to join in the fun.

Although these miners are uneducated, they are all dirty. But Yi Qiubai just likes to chat with these people, because after they get together, they will talk nonsense and tell some jokes. Everyone comes from all over the world and talks about popular jokes. Although it's hard to avoid some yellow tunes sometimes, it's very interesting. Yi Qiubai loves to hear this.

Chen Jun is no exception, this thing as long as a man like. For example, today, Lao Gao is holding a rice box and gobbling it down, while he is beaming to tell you his sequel about Niu dagiao.

The original story is like this: there is a poor boy in niujiazhuang whose surname is Niu, and he forgot his name. Anyway, it's because there's a terrifying specialty in the crotch of the boy, so the people in the Chuang Tzu nicknamed him Niu Da Diao.

How big and how long can it be? In Lao Gao's words, Niu Da Diao is too long to fit in his crotch. He has to wrap it around his waist several times. Because of this size problem, even the last cottage was a trouble, just like his mother's water pipe. While telling stories, Lao Gao made a group of rude people laugh.

Then one day, when Niu Dadiao was herding cattle, he passed by the river and found an old man squatting by the river crying. So Niu dagiao went forward and asked, what are you crying about here? The old man told Niu dagiao why.

It turned out that the heavy rain two days ago caused the water in the river to surge and flooded the bridge. The bridge on the river is the only channel between the village and the outside world. The old man was in a hurry to send dry food to his grandson at the school in the town, but he couldn't cross the river. He was worried about his baby grandson's starvation at school!

Niu Da Diao, what's the difficulty? What a big deal! Don't worry, sir. I'll help you.

Niudagiao finished, untied his belt, took out the thing, and suddenly became very big. Then he stood on the side of the river bank, stopped drinking and swung to the other side of the river.

Niu Dadiao said, come on! No problem!

The old man stepped on it, not to mention, it's spacious and stiff, which is not much different from the small bridge. So the old man was very grateful to Niu DA and went to the bridge. Then the old man fell into the river.

A group of miners immediately began to coax, one by one curious to ask Lao Gao what happened! It's hard and wide. It can be used as a bridge. Why did you throw the old man into the river? Don't show off!

So Lao Gao went on. It turned out that the old man had no other problems, so he was easy to smoke two mouthfuls of dry tobacco. When he got to the middle, he was addicted to smoking, so he took out a bag of cigarettes from his pocket. Then he knocked on the bridge and knocked on the pot. Then the bridge disappeared and he fell into the river.

Chen Jun also heard this story from Lao Gao, and he was very happy at that time. Although it's bad taste, there's no lack of brain opening jokes, which are a little interesting.

But today's sequel is a bit too much. It's still about bull hanging.

It's said that Niu Da Diao is so big. Where can I get a daughter-in-law? How can a girl from an ordinary family stand up to the trouble of such a big guy?

That's true! Widow Liu, who lives in a cave at the west end of the village, gave birth to a set of accessories that can match the ox crane. She said it was her big thing. Her ex husband fell into it and hasn't fished it out for three years now!

After the old man fell into the river, he cried for help because he couldn't swim. But Niu dagiao didn't have the heart to save people. He was still breathing! At this time, widow Liu appeared like a Bodhisattva, shouting, "don't worry, old man, I'll save you!

I saw widow Liu take off her trousers and jump into the river. She stood firmly. In a moment, the water in front of her stopped flowing. In a twinkling of an eye, it all flowed into the bottomless hole. Then the old man, who was good at smoking, hugged a hair as thick as a wire pole and got away with it continuously. Fortunately, the old man had good skills, otherwise he would not have been drowned in the hole!

That's the end of the story. Lao Gao's funny performance made the workers in the canteen laugh and asked if there was a sequel. These guys, who are having a meal, don't think it's a shame!

After Lao Gao finished the story, he saw that Chen Jun was also there, so he had the cheek to run to Chen Jun and asked him, "boss, how's my story going?"

Chen Jun: "Ma Dan, that's great! I'll give you a bonus. I'll give you a big red envelope of 1000 yuan this month! "

Old Gordon was overjoyed. As a miner, the red envelope of 1000 yuan is really not a small number. The boss is really close to the people!

Chen Jun also told Lao Gao that the paragraph was so good that it was more interesting than Zhao's sketch. I'll have a chance to introduce him to the whole country at the Spring Festival Gala. Rao is very cheeky, and he is blushed by Chen Jun. This kind of yellow jokes, a group of old men to share it in private, not on the stage!

After lunch, back to the office, Yi Qiubai can't help but ask Chen Jun curiously, what did Qiaoxi Branch ask him to do in the past? Was it the last time he didn't deal with things neatly, or did Lu play any tricks?

Chen Jun said that it's no big deal, just that the beautiful director of the Branch Bureau wants to make friends with him.

After hearing this, Yi Qiubai suddenly widened his eyes: "really? As far as I know, the director of Qiaoxi Branch is really a beautiful little woman. "

Chen Jun: "of course it's fake. You really believe it!"

Yi Qiubai: "is this the end of the game city? At last I can settle down. "

Yi Qiubai's tone is a little uncertain. The reason why he said this is that he wants to try Chen Jun's style and know what he plans to do. Yi Qiubai's greatest fear is that young people are impulsive and unwilling to suffer losses. He is afraid that Chen Jun will not be able to swallow this tone, so he pinches Lu Haiming.

Chen Jun did not expect to reply: "this thing is not over!"

Yi Qiubai immediately thought of bad food in his heart!

Sure enough, Chen Jun had no taboo at all. He said frankly, "people say it's not too late for a gentleman to take revenge. I never regard myself as a gentleman. I'm just a villain who will take revenge. Whoever gives me a punch, I'll pay him back. "

Yi Qiubai was depressed and said, "what do you mean by this picture? What do you care about with an ignorant mad dog? If you fight with him, do you want to do your own business? Ma Dan, I really shouldn't have mentioned it to you. "

Chen Jun laughs: "it has nothing to do with brother Qiubai. Even if you don't mention it, I've been worried about it for a long time. You just put your heart into your stomach and I'll do things, you can rest assured! "

Yi Qiubai where to look for rest assured! Put your heart in your stomach and you'll die!

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Lu Haiming has been honest these two days. Little Hong Kong has been investigated. He picked out two desirable chicks from the people who had worked in little Hong Kong. Every day, they are fooling around in villas in the suburbs.

Lu Haiming has no other thoughts these two days. He is waiting for his elder brother to have time to see him and complain with him. How big a problem can't be solved? It's a small thing to bear humiliation for a while!

Then that night, Lu Haiming received a strange phone call. The other party claimed that it was someone from the taxi company. He said that there was a young man who took a taxi and talked to the driver about the fare. Finally, they got angry and started to fight. The driver suffered some losses.

Taxis are organized. Can anyone touch them? So the driver informed dozens of colleagues through the internal communication system. Within a few minutes, dozens of taxis surrounded the young man.

However, the young man is not a simple person, he also called dozens of men, one by one armed with murder weapons, the two sides had a big fight, the taxi company suffered a big loss. Not only were several people injured, but also several cars smashed.

Yes, the taxi company in Longcheng is also contracted by Lu's family, and is also an industry under Lu Haiming's name.

When Lu Haiming heard this, he rushed to his forehead.

God damn it! In recent days, everyone in Longcheng city has to pay attention to Laozi? Who dares to step on Laozi?

Two or three little cats and dogs dare to stroke the tiger's whiskers?

Lu Haiming thinks that this matter can't be finished easily. How can he say that his own people have been beaten! It's said that it happened in a remote area of Qiaoxi District, which is even better! The people of Qiaoxi Branch have just made a big mistake. Now that something like this has happened, let's see how they deal with it!

Lu Haiming could not calm down and decided to go to the scene first. The old rule, first unify the caliber, and then invite the police to preside over justice!