The nurse squatted down to clean up the pieces of the dinner plate on the ground. She was covered by the scattered long black hair on the side of her face. With her action, she swayed like a bright silk, which made Yang Xiaobao feel itchy. She said with a smile: "really, your long hair is so beautiful, and it's a crime to hide it in your hat. It's better to put it down. I like it
The nurse was overjoyed. She felt hot on her face. She quickly lowered her head and covered it up. She said angrily, "you've been in a coma for five days. When you wake up, you tease people with these cheap words. I knew this would make you coma for a few more days."
It took more than half an hour to hear Yang Xiaobao's reply. The nurse thought he was angry and looked up in surprise. He saw that the "hero patient" who was just in good spirits was leaning his head, his mouth half open and his eyes closed, just like he was suddenly in a coma.
When she saw that the patient who was still in good condition had a sudden situation, the little nurse was so scared that she threw down the dinner plate and ran to the bed. First, she was good at detecting Yang Xiaobao's breath. As expected, her breath was weak.
"I'm not cursing you! Don't let anything happen to you! In the past five years, this ward has had a very active patient. If anything happens, I'll be dead! "
The little nurse was so anxious that she almost cried. While pressing the emergency call bell, she informed the full-time doctor next door to come for emergency treatment. At the same time, she grabbed Yang Xiaobao's right wrist to explore the pulse and found his heartbeat
It's not like breathing can hold your pulse. Yang Xiaobao suddenly opened his eyes like a corpse and came to life. His right wrist suddenly turned over. In turn, he held the little nurse's wrist and went to his arms. He took half of her body to himself and lay down. He happened to come face to face and mouth to mouth.
Yang Xiaobao took the opportunity to kiss the little nurse on her beautiful red lips. The little nurse was suddenly robbed of her first kiss in her panic. She suddenly felt soft all over. She pushed Yang Xiaobao away with all her strength and said in shame: "how can you do this? Play dumb and tease me
Yang Xiaobao said with a playful smile: "I just passed out in a coma. Didn't you use artificial respiration to rescue me? You're a miracle. I tell you, in the past few days of coma, I always dream that a beautiful woman is kissing me. Are you doing artificial respiration for me every day? "
The little nurse spat out a sneer, whitened Yang Xiaobao's eyes, and spat: "you are not serious, and your dreams are not serious! I'm seriously injured like that. I'm still in a coma and I'm dreaming about spring. "
Yang Xiaobao looked at her with two eyes and said, "I just said that I dreamt that someone would give me artificial respiration. How do you know that I always have spring dreams? What did you find in me? "
This made the little nurse's face red to her ears. During the five days when Yang Xiaobao was in a coma, she urinated twice in the morning and evening with a urinator.
In fact, as a nurse, it's nothing to serve male patients at work and touch private parts. Besides, it's rare for this person to have a super hero wounded every year, so he should not be shy.
But in the process of urinating for Yang Xiaobao, the little nurse was surprised to find a very rare and inexplicable special phenomenon: every time he took it up and urinated, his little monk almost always stood upright.
Out of surprise and curiosity, she also paid special attention to the observation and recording, really almost every time! What's more, every time he took it up to pee, his little monk would beat in her hands playfully from time to time. It seemed that he felt the tender touch of the opposite sex, so he was very excited.
In order to be responsible for the life of the hero wounded and not let go of any subtle physiological reaction during the treatment, little nurse Gu had no choice but to report this peculiar phenomenon to the chief doctor in charge of ward 1.
What do you know? The chief doctor is also confused. He has been a doctor for more than 20 years. He has never seen such a patient. People are wearing oxygen, and the physiological reaction of that part is still so strong. Is that too gifted?
Whether the super hero wounded can be successfully treated is very important. For the sake of prudence, the chief doctor specially called other experts for consultation to discuss what the rare new situation in Yang Xiaobao's part really means and what kind of corresponding adjustment should be made in the diagnosis and treatment plan.
The top military medical experts who attended the consultation had different opinions on this, and held their own opinions at the diagnosis and treatment meeting. Some people insist that this phenomenon shows the vitality of the wounded and the recovery of sensory nerves, so medication can be more active. Others argued that this indicated that the central nervous system of the wounded was disordered, which led to physiological reactions that should not occur. Therefore, medication should be more conservative.
In the end, senior colonel Qi Jianlin, who was invited to attend the diagnosis and treatment meeting, couldn't listen any more. He took the initiative to stand up and speak, and hammered his voice: "this wounded man, I know his virtue. He is just having a spring dream. There are so many women who have collaborated with him. Even if he dreams of two women in one day, he will have to stand up for many days. How should your doctor treat it? You don't need to be very active or conservative in medication. "
After the treatment meeting, the anecdote about the talent of the heroic patient in ward 1 spread in the hospital. The nurses in other wards were attracted to come one after another to uncover Yang Xiaobao's second half quilt and look around.
Even just half an hour before Yang Xiaobao woke up, the little nurse showed off and led the two green nurses in the next ward to watch. The three little heads were lying in the middle of Yang Xiaobao's legs, marveling and sucking cold air, while trying to pinch them, and chatting for a long time. Finally, the three mouths all came to the conclusion that the zodiac sign of the hero wounded is not in the zodiac sign of the twelve zodiac signs - he belongs to the donkey!
At the moment, because of Yang Xiaobao's question, the little nurse remembered what she had done to Yang Xiaobao these days. She blushed with shame. How could she answer the question?
Yang Xiaobao knows that he is gifted in that aspect, and he has always been very clever in perceiving women's psychology. Looking at the little nurse's face, he immediately understood it and said with thick skin, "I've been in a coma for several days. Did you help me urinate, frighten you?"
If you don't talk about it, it's a fight. The little nurse was so ashamed that she pinched her pink fist and hit him on the chest.
"Ouch!" Yang Xiaobao cried out the pain. Inoue Hiro had a shot through his left shoulder, and the wound was far from healed. It was really painful to get this blow, but it was a bit exaggerated.
Yang Xiaobao pretended to be very much like him. The little nurse looked at his face and felt so painful that it seemed distorted. She apologized with guilt: "I'm sorry... I forgot that you are the wounded, and I will never beat you again."
"Comrade nurse, you'd better hit this guy hard again! Make sure that the more he gets beaten, the more energetic he will be! "
A bright man's voice rings at the door of the ward. Qi Jianlin steps in and stares at Yang Xiaobao sitting on the bed. When he looks good, his eyes flash with joy. During the five days when Yang Xiaobao was in a coma, he was busy running around every day. At the same time, he came to guard Yang Xiaobao whenever he was free, hoping that he would wake up earlier.
Lao Tzu, as usual, did not have to say anything exciting and sensational about what life and death comrades had to say. Qi Jianlin opened the Tucao mode: "Lao Tzu is running around for you, cleaning your ass for you, and settling the romantic accounts. You lie here and lie down and make complaints about the girls!"
The little nurse was not as cheeky as Yang Xiaobao. She blushed with shame. How could she stay in the ward? She immediately picked up her things and left.
Seeing the little nurse out of the door, Yang Xiaobao raised his right hand and put it to his mouth. He made a cigarette clip gesture, indicating that he would hurry to get one. He hasn't smoked for many days. If the nurse is there, it's definitely not allowed.
Considering that Yang Xiaobao was injured and could not move easily, Qi Jianlin put his cigarette in his mouth, stepped forward to light the fire, and scolded: "you are so special. Now the score is so big that I have to wait for you to smoke. If I had known that, I would have changed with you. I would have been injured and made a great contribution. I'll lie here for a few days. You can wait on me and smoke. "
Yang Xiaobao narrowed his eyes and took a deep breath of the cigarette he hadn't touched for a long time. He choked back impolitely: "you owe me this cigarette, don't you? That day, you said that you would never go back to the head of the detention center to get cigarettes. You only got them now, and you didn't count your interest! "
Qi Jianlin retorted unconvinced: "didn't I send it to you later? Let the helicopter air drop two boxes of good cigarettes to you, and it didn't kill you! "
Yang Xiaobao turned out a white eye: "those cigarettes are scattered to the hundreds of brothers in the prison, OK? Besides, as soon as your good cigarettes and wine arrived, I poured them out, didn't I smoke one? "
Qi Jianlin had to surrender: "OK, OK, I give up, OK? Anyway, you've lost more than that. "
The second half of this sentence is about the gamble Qi Jianlin was lured to make before he went fishing in the fourth detention center: Qi Jianlin said that he most wanted to see Inoue Hiro appear in prison, Yang Xiaobao boasted that Haikou could let Inoue Hiro take the initiative to report to the prison, Qi Jianlin said he didn't believe it, and then he lost.
"Just remember losing to me." Yang Xiaobao looked at Qi Jianlin with a smile, "since you lost the bet to me, the old rules, I ask, you must agree."
Qi Jianlin didn't take it seriously and wrote lightly: "don't you want to borrow money again? It's still 400 million. Take it. Anyway, you've forced me to misappropriate public funds and violate the organizational discipline once, and I'm not afraid to violate it for the second time. "
After Jin Xuanxuan made a profit in Zhida technology's stock by relying on the four hundred million yuan borrowed by Yang Xiaobao, she has returned the four hundred million yuan to Qi Jianlin according to the bank account Yang Xiaobao left in advance, and Qi Jianlin is still talking about the money.
Yang Xiaobao vomited out the cigarette which was only half smoked, and accurately shot it into the garbage can in the corner of the ward. Looking up at Qi Jianlin, he said seriously: "Lao Qi, I'm not so tired. Don't send me any more tasks. That's what I want to ask for. "
Qi Jianlin was surprised and stood up. It was much bigger than four billion four billion things!