Chapter 772

"What's the matter, chief Yan? Who are the two of them? What did you bring them in for? " After all, Feng Changde is an old man of officialdom. He soon returns to his senses. He has a big pie face and looks like an official. He is an old elder. He questions Yan Zi with dignity.

Yang Xiaobao winked at Yan Zi and looked at Feng Changde with a smile, then pointed to Yan Zi and Yan Yahong: "Mayor Feng, what do you say? I'm the boyfriend of the head of Yan District. I'm also the boyfriend of Miss Yan. "

Listen to Yang Xiaobao actually say such words in front of mayor Feng, Yan Zi can't help but blush and feel uncomfortable all over. Yan Yahong secretly kicked Yang Xiaobao's heel, which means that you are making too much noise.

Feng Changde, however, does not get angry but laughs. He has been the leader of Haizhou city for too long, and inevitably feels so good about himself that he mistakenly takes Yang Xiaobao's ironic smile as flattery.

So she squinted at Yan Zi beside Yang Xiaobao and showed an obscene smile: "Oh, I see. It means that you persuade the head of Yan District to come back with me, right?" While looking at Yan Yahong again, she felt satisfied with her figure and appearance: "you also brought another one. It's good, it's good, it's very intentional, ha ha..."

Now it's Yang Xiaobao's turn to be surprised. He looks at the fat bureaucrats in front of him like an idiot. He can't help but laugh: is this guy an official or a fool or an irony? Can't you see I'm here to do something? I'm still daydreaming when I'm here!

However, Feng Changde is not stupid or ironic. He really thinks so. He thinks that Yang Xiaobao is the one who gives him beautiful women. He also sells one for free. One is two beautiful women!

In order to get a promotion and make a fortune, those lower level cadres and some businessmen who devote themselves to their business will give them what they like, and even will take the initiative to send their lovers, wives and even daughters. Feng Changde has enjoyed this kind of happiness of sleeping his wife and daughter more than once or twice. Now he naturally thinks that Yang Xiaobao is the same.

Looking at Zhima guan'er, who was so arrogant that he didn't know his surname, Yang Xiaobao showed a sympathetic sneer. He was not angry, but felt that he was pathetic.

However, Yan Zi and Yan Yahong were completely angered by Feng Changde's words. They could no longer ignore Yang Xiaobao's calmness. They directly grabbed the object at hand and smashed it across the desk towards Feng Changde's big pie face.

What Yan Zishun grabs is a carton on the table. What Yan Yahong smashes is a small ashtray, but it's all empty.

Feng Changde is fat. He dodges from left to right and dodges quickly. He avoids what the two girls smash at him and stares at Yang Xiaobao fiercely: "boy, it seems that your persuasion work is not in place! You have to let your women understand that if you want to get promoted and get rich, you have to go out! What's a little cheekiness? Can you eat it! What's in the hole below? Can I drink it? "

With these words, Feng Changde felt that he had a good sense of humor. He reached out and patted his forehead, and laughed obscenely: "ah, I'm wrong. That cave is really drinkable! Ha ha... "

Yan Ziqi's face turned white when she saw that the man with a good-looking face was so obscene. She didn't care about the consequences any more. She rushed up and wanted to scratch the big pie face one by one. After all, Yan Yahong calmed down, held her tightly and advised: "give it to Xiaobao."

This sentence immediately made Yanzi recover her sense and calm down, because she believed that Yang Xiaobao would be able to take this evil breath for herself.

Yang Xiaobao motioned Yan Zi and Yan Yahong to step aside first, stepped forward, opened a guest chair, sat down in front of mayor Feng across the wide marble desk, cocked up his legs and slowly picked up a cigarette. Then he opened his voice and said faintly, "Mayor Feng, let's talk about it?"

"Well, to put it bluntly, it's all a business. If it's a business, we can talk about it." He thought it was just the other party who wanted to talk with him about the price of the two beauties. Then he looked down at his watch, waved his hand and said, "I'll give you five minutes at most. There's a big leader coming in five minutes. If you can't talk about it again, you have to get out of here!"

Yang Xiaobao was not angry and said with a smile, "Mayor Feng, do you know? You remind me of someone

"Oh? Do you want to make a connection with that? " Feng Changde showed his impatience, and the flesh on his cheek trembled. He stared at Yang Xiaobao and said coldly, "you are too old-fashioned! Don't give me crap, make a quick offer! If you give me grass, give me grass. If you don't give me grass, go away! "

Yang Xiaobao ignored it and continued to say, "let me tell you a little story: when I was wandering in the world, I once met the head of a remote mountain village. The place was small and poor, but the head of the village was very big.

In front of me, he bared his big yellow teeth and held a big front door in his hand. He pointed up to the sky and down to the ground. Then he made a big circle in front of my chest, patted my chest and said to me, "I'm in charge of the sky, the earth and the air." Mayor Lu, do you know? You really look like the village head. Of course, your mayor is bigger than the village, but in the whole country of China, you are a small village head with big yellow teeth

"Ha ha... Take charge of heaven, earth and air in the middle! That's interesting Feng Changde was not angry. Instead, he laughed and pointed to his nose. He said aggressively, "I really manage the sky, the earth and the air in Haizhou! You don't agree or your woman doesn't? "

Yang Xiaobao didn't speak. He stared coldly at Feng Changde with slanting eyes. In his heart, he seriously considered a very important question: do you want to beat this guy on the spot in front of the two beauties behind him? If you beat someone too hard, will it affect your image in the hearts of two beauties?

However, Yang Xiaobao's silence was regarded as fear by Feng Changde, so he said more and more energetically. He fished out a green shell fortune turtle from a glass box on the desk in front of him, patted it on the table, pointed to the tau part of the turtle, whose head was slowly stretching out, and said with a smile.

"You told me something, and I'll tell you one. Do you know the name of this turtle tou? Call the county magistrate! So, you see, the county magistrate is actually a leader! To be honest, the county-level female cadres under my jurisdiction are not the only one in your family, district head Yan. Which one of them, after listening to my joke, said "yes" and then honestly climbed into my bed

Naturally, this is extremely obscene. It is clearly insulting Yan Zi.

Yang Xiaobao shakes his head and pats the shell of the tortoise. It is frightened. The tortoise tries to stretch out and shrink, as if observing the situation.

Learning from Feng Changde's appearance just now, Yang Xiaobao pointed to the turtle tou and said with a smile, "Mayor Lu, you see its turtle Tou is stretching and shrinking now. Do you know what this is called?"

"What's your name?" Feng Changde was really interested and asked curiously that he had never heard of this famous hall.

Yang Xiaobao gave a cold smile: "call the mayor! Try to grow outside! "

Feng Changde got angry and stood up. However, he calmed down and started to deal with this little character face to face. It was just a matter of saying hello to the police station when he came back to deal with him. At that time, this boy would cry and even work with Yan Zi to deal with him!

"Go away!" Since the other side has no sincerity to negotiate the price, Feng Changde is no longer interested in nonsense and waves his hand at Yang Xiaobao in disgust.

Just then, the landline on the desk suddenly rang. Without looking at the number, Feng Changde knows who called. He's been waiting for this all afternoon. So he couldn't get rid of Yang Xiaobao. He picked up the receiver and said in a flattering tone to the dial: "Hello, Secretary Gu? I've been waiting for your call

A middle-aged man's voice came from the microphone: "well, Mayor Feng, are you ready? Leader Qiao will be at the municipal government in half an hour. Don't make him unhappy. "

The volume of the landline is very high. Yang Xiaobao is very polite. He doesn't disturb Feng Changde to answer. He just listens without saying a word, with an imperceptible sneer at the corner of his mouth.

"Don't worry, don't worry! Knowing that group leader Qiao is coming to inspect, I made arrangements one day in advance. " Feng Changde lost his smile, and his tone was respectful and polite, which was quite different from the arrogant and domineering local emperor's style just now.

"I'm not talking about how you treat in private, I'm talking about business!" The other side's tone was very serious. "This time, leader Qiao came down to inspect the clean government style and audit the accounts of the municipal government. If there's any big leak that can't cover up the past, even if leader Qiao wants to let you go, I'm afraid it's very difficult!"

"Of course, of course, please rest assured that everything is in order! Just waiting for leader Joe to come

Feng Changde is very careful and scolds his mother in his heart. You guys in the province have nothing to do. Although they are mostly walking around, they have to take care of themselves. Otherwise, they may roll down their bottoms or wash their buttocks and enter the class room. In particular, leader Qiao of the inspection team is very difficult to serve

"When you are ready, you can make a little bit of emphasis when you meet. Our team leader Qiao likes this..." Secretary Gu finally asked.

"Yes, yes." Feng Changde promised, just about to say that he would personally preside over the ceremony to welcome the provincial inspection team.

All of a sudden, Yang Xiaobao, who has been listening quietly, starts to move. He grabs the receiver from Feng Changde and shouts impatiently at the phone: "don't you just patrol if you're finished? So much shit! Tell your son of a bitch, chief Joe, to get out of here by yourself

With these words, Yang Xiaobao dropped the microphone on the marble table, and the magnet coils inside the receiver flew out.

This happened very suddenly. Feng Changde was stunned and stared at Yang Xiaobao in astonishment. This Hun boy actually made this move. He really didn't know how to write the word "death"!

You can imagine how angry group leader Qiao was when he heard this sentence from his close secretary, and he would definitely put the account on his head.

It's not like joking about the price just now. It offends group leader Qiao of the inspection team. It's going to lose Wusha!

The consequence is very serious, Mayor Feng is very angry!