714 let my daughter meet you

I said, "it's bad enough for you to use animals as a metaphor for people in officialdom, but it's quite reasonable Then, how do you compare the wolf and the dog in officialdom? "

Lao Li said with a smile: "this dog For dogs, they should always regard their superiors as masters. When it comes to wagging their tails, they should firmly wag their tails. Dogs are smart. Although the status of dogs in the hearts of Chinese people is not as high as that of Americans, dogs are basically the most popular pets in China. Why? It's because dogs wag their tails to please their owners.

"People who mingle with each other in the officialdom must abide by this principle. The superior is not the superior, but the master, just like the director is called the boss or boss instead of the director. He should be respectful all the time. Of course, it is better to be servile As for the wolf, the wolf's characteristic is to gather together. They have the character of one hero and three gangs. In the officialdom, they often make friends with such iron friends as Xi

"Collusion is an irrefutable truth. If you don't form cliques in the officialdom and rely on your own strength alone, you will inevitably run into a wall and get twice the result with half the effort. Therefore, you should avoid personal heroism in the officialdom, otherwise you will be treated as a "shot in the head". Of course, there is a need for cliques. They don't pull people when they see them or join them when they see them. They have to be "like-minded, just like those who are in a mess." they have to be familiar with the way of collusion

"Ha ha, you are talking about animals. Find someone who flies in the sky to talk about it." I said.

"Flying in the sky..." Lao Li thought: "let's talk about magpie. Magpie's thinking is my experience. It's very simple. It's the highest principle of reporting to the top. Although it's irresponsible for the people to report good news but not bad news, it's irresponsible for the officials themselves if they are responsible for the people, so they can't report bad news. Because of the worry, it may be inflamed, which will not only affect the future promotion, but may even directly lead to the loss of Wusha.

"When you report the good news, the top will be happy, which will enable you to have more capital for promotion. Although there are also regulations that you can't conceal or fail to report, you should remember that it's just to coax a fool. If you don't conceal or fail to report, you can only think about it in the future

"And this myna, myna thinks that the secret of my promotion is to be a good leader's mouthpiece whenever and wherever. It needs an intermediary, that is, a microphone. If you can't be a good microphone, you can't get along in the officialdom. In particular, you should accurately, timely and completely convey the above instructions to the following

"For example, the above notice of fund-raising must be speeded up to convey the spirit of the instructions to the parties concerned at the first time, so that the parties concerned can complete the task quickly and well. Of course, it is not particularly important to report the situation accurately, timely and completely."

I nodded: "brilliant, the old man has a lot of goods in his stomach."

"Ha ha, the old guy doesn't have much in his stomach, just more than the little guy." Lao Li smiles.

"You said everything in the sky and on the earth, one in the water." I want to give Lao Li a hand.

"For those in the water, such as the squid, the squid's point of view is that the biggest magic weapon of leadership is to be good at stirring up the water when they are in trouble. When the water is clear, there is no fish. When people observe it, there is no apprentice. When you are in trouble, you must be "observant" and "extremely observant". Of course, this kind of "extremely observant" is not how to solve the trouble as soon as possible, but how to make it more troublesome

"It's just like when the river is mixed with a little sand, the task of a leader is not how to get the sand out of the water, but how to add more sand to the water to make the river turbid like the Yellow River, which can't be cleaned by anyone who jumps in. In this case, the trouble is often over."

I convinced Lao Li and gave him a thumbs up: "man, you are really good. I can't defeat you. I convinced you. What you said is very reasonable."

"In addition to the animals I just mentioned, there is another kind of animal. There are countless people like this kind of animal in officialdom." Lao Li said.

"What?"

"Spiders."

"Spiders?"

"Yes Lao Li said: "spider's view of doing things is to be good at connecting all aspects, weaving a good network of relationships, everything will be ok According to Marxist philosophy, we must adhere to the viewpoint of universal connection, and oppose looking at problems in an isolated and one-sided way. In officialdom, we should adhere to this view. What is universal connection? It means that "officials" do not exist in isolation. They have certain connections with all aspects. It's just like a net. Some of them are far away from each other, and some of them are close to each other. But we can't ignore any of them. Otherwise, we can't form a net. How can we survive? "

I nodded: "yes, it makes sense. There are countless spiders in officialdom now Spiders of all sizes weave intricate web after web

Just now, my mobile phone rang. I felt it and saw it was summer rain.

I looked at Lao Li: "the vice president of Sanshui group called me. I'll take it."

Lao Li nodded with a smile: "do you need me to avoid it?"

I said, "No."Lao Li said, "well, you can take it. I won't make a sound."

I answered Xia Yu's call.

"Ah, second master, you are not in the office. I went to your office just now, and your colleagues were there. They said you had been out long ago. It seems that what you said is true..."

I said, "I'm not telling you that I'm not here. You have to go and find your own guilt."

"Wuwu You are a bad silver. You lied to me for nothing

I am angry and funny: "said you do not listen, blame who?"

"Blame you, blame you..." Xia Yu's tone is a bit coquettish.

I said, "where are you now?"

"In the hallway near your office."

"Let's go. What should we do?" I said.

"I want to talk to you about my job Where are you? People want to find you. "

"I'm talking with my friends. You can't come!"

"Bad silver I'm going to Tell me where you are? "

"I don't want to talk to you. Don't bother me..." I'm a little impatient.

Xia Yu seemed to recognize that my tone was not good, and said: "Wuwu Well, bad silver It's easy to die. "

I was not in the mood to chat with her and hung up.

After hanging up the phone, I stared at my mobile phone for a while, but fortunately the phone didn't come back.

"Ha ha, it seems that this vice president Xia gives you a headache..." Lao Li grinned.

I laughed bitterly for a while: "yes, this child is really a headache. If there is such a daughter in anyone's family, it's hard to be a parent Lao Li, are you right

"Yes, yes I have to worry to death. " Lao Li was laughing.

Just at this time, Lao Li's mobile phone rang again. Lao Li took out his mobile phone and looked at it: "ha ha, my baby girl is on the phone."

Then Lao Li began to answer. I watched Lao Li make a phone call.

"Where is the girl now?" Lao Li said with a smile: "ha ha Want to have tea with dad again? Dad is still here Why are you coming back later? "

Hearing that Lao Li's daughter wanted to come back to accompany Lao Li to continue drinking tea, I couldn't help but cheer up.

The girl is so filial and a good child. When she comes, shall I ask her to call me uncle or brother? While listening to Lao Li and his daughter on the phone, I thought about it quickly.

While calling his daughter, Lao Li glanced at me thoughtfully: "daughter, I think you'd better not come. When you come, dad should go."

As soon as I heard it, I stayed for a while. Why, Lao Li is leaving and won't let her daughter come?

Lao Li took a look at me and continued to say to the phone, "yes I made an appointment with an old friend to play chess. They are waiting for me Oh, well, that's it. "

Lao Li finished the call and put away his cell phone with a smile.

I blinked, thinking of the last time Lao Li caught crabs on the island, Lao Li didn't let his daughter come. I suddenly felt that there was something in it.

"Lao Li, you did it on purpose." I said.

"On purpose?" Lao Li said.

"You don't want me to see your daughter on purpose." I said.

"Oh, why do you say that? Didn't you hear me say that I'm going to play chess with my old friends? " Lao Li said with a smile.

"It's just an excuse Your intention is not to let me see your daughter. " I said: "it seems that last time you caught crabs on the island, you did it on purpose. This time you came again. When you heard that your daughter was coming, you would find an excuse not to let her come. Your actual intention was not to make an opportunity for me to meet your daughter Of course, your two excuses sound grand, but you can't hide them from me... "

"Ha ha, you boy There are so many ghosts. " Lao Li laughed noncommittally: "well, even if what you said is reasonable."

"Why don't you let me meet your daughter?" I said.

"If you have to think so, I'll give you a reason I want to help you... " Lao Li said.

"What can I do for you?"

"Do what you can say."

"What did I say about your daughter?" I don't understand.

"Think for yourself." Lao Li picked up his cup to drink tea.

I thought about it and laughed: "Oh, you guy, are you afraid that I'll meet your daughter and fall in love with your daughter to fulfill my words of not breaking up with my girlfriend?"

Lao Li didn't say yes or no, he just looked at me with a smile.

"It seems so." I laughed: "how can it be? Lao Li, I want to meet your daughter. I just want to see what kind of good girl you have cultivated. It's good to meet such a filial and clever girl You old man, cheapskate I think too much. "

"Well, little guy, actually, I'd like to introduce my daughter to you, but Alas I don't know The reason is that whether you think it or not, I will not explain Just a little bit. I'm really worried that you will faint when you see my daughter. I don't want you to faint. ""Ha ha, faint You underestimate my mental endurance. Is your daughter too beautiful for me to faint? " I said.

Lao Li laughed but said nothing.

"Or is it too ugly to spoil my good impression?" I said.

Lao Li still laughed but did not speak.

"Talk." I said.

"Xiaoyi, I will let my daughter meet you one day, but it's not the right time. As for the reason, I just said that I want to complete what you said, and I won't say what you said, just remember anyway. At least, I don't want you Xiaoyi to think that Lao Li is a dishonest man. "

"I don't know how to hear that Why don't you keep your word? " I said.

Lao Li laughed: "at least I'm still a man of my word Don't guess, little guy. If you think too much, your head will hurt. "

I tilted my head and thought for a while, but I really didn't think about what Lao Li was selling. Seeing Lao Li's unfathomable appearance, I simply didn't want to. I knew that Lao Li would not harm me anyway.

"By the way, is Li Shun thinking about that island?" Lao Li suddenly changed the subject.