Chapter 1381

Haifeng then said, "when it comes to simplicity and complexity, I'll tell you a story."

Everyone is looking at Haifeng.

Haifeng said: "a few days ago, a Lai took a taxi and chatted with a taxi driver about Chinese football. The taxi driver said something amazing. He said: if we find more than a dozen 20-year-old prisoners and let them practice football for four years, then they will get out of prison when they get out of the world cup. If they can't get out, they will be shot. Chinese football will get out as soon as they get out

"I was surprised at his idea, so I asked: how to solve the problem of divorce? The driver cut off his cigarette and said: the marriage law that can really prevent divorce is that after divorce, the house belongs to the state. I secretly exclaimed, and asked: now the difference between Valentine's day and Tomb Sweeping Day is

"The driver thought about it and said: Valentine's day and Qingming Day are the same. They both send flowers and food. The difference is that on Valentine's day, they burn real money and tell a lot of lies to others. On Qingming Day, they burn fake money and tell a lot of lies to ghosts You say that the taxi driver is not good at explaining simplicity and complexity. "

Xia Yu nodded: "Gaga - what you said is so right."

At this moment, Qiutong and Xiaoxue also came back. Qiutong nodded and said with a smile, "this passage is too incisive."

Haizhu then said with a smile: "do you men like to look at us women with simple eyes or with complex eyes?"

Haifeng laughed, looked at the clouds, said: "I like to see the simple, the simpler the better."

Summer also nodded, took a look at Qiutong, and then said, "Haifeng is right, it's complicated to see, it will be very tired, everyone is very tired."

Four elder brothers smile, did not make a statement.

Zhang Xiaotian also laughed and did not express his views.

Haizhu looked at me: "brother, what do you say? What do you think? "

I said, "I agree with both of them."

Haizhu seemed dissatisfied with my answer and said, "well, what's the difference between women and women?"

I said, "well I'm a man. I can't see it. I can't say it. "

"GA -" Xia Yu said at this time: "I can answer this question In my opinion, simply speaking, the difference between women and women is that there are stupid women and good women! "

"What is a silly woman? What is a good woman? " Haizhu looks at the summer rain.

Xia Yu said carelessly: "sister Haizhu, let me tell you, this stupid woman is actually a stupid woman, a stupid woman. This good woman is actually a smart woman, a sensible woman."

Qiutong laughed and looked at Xiayu: "Xiaoyu, what's the difference between them?"

"Yes, talk about it -" Kong Kun also said, and looked at me again by the way.

Haizhu also looks at Xiayu with great interest.

Xia Yu thought about it and said, "there are many differences between a silly woman and a good woman. For example, a silly woman only looks at a man's shortcomings and is always angry. A good woman appreciates a man's advantages and is very happy. Silly women, regardless of the scene, quarrel with men, make men lose face; good women, give men face outside, communicate in private.

"Silly women belittle men when they have nothing to do - in fact, to belittle their husbands is to belittle themselves; good women praise men when they have nothing to do - in fact, to praise men is to show off themselves. Silly women like to constantly nag those old things; good women like to look forward to a better future with men. Silly women are used to holding on to men's faults, thinking that they have seen through the nature of men; while good women are not. They are used to trying to forgive men and compare them to children who never grow up.

"When there is a conflict, silly women will say you get out of here! And good women will say don't leave me! In addition, silly women use men as slingshots, and the tighter they pull, the farther they fly; good women use men as kites, and leisurely hold the strings in their hands. "

Xia Yu talks, and everyone listens attentively. Haizhu looks slightly different, but still listens attentively.

Xia Yu continued: "another characteristic of this silly woman is that she puts too much emphasis on herself, while a good woman is good at relying on others. For men, silly women are inseparable from men; good women are inseparable from men. In life, silly women only know how to wash and cook, not to dress up; good women not only wash and cook, but also dress up carefully.

"In spirit, silly women bring depression and pressure to men; good women bring excitement and motivation to men Finally, silly woman: let the man fail in her tears; good woman: let the man succeed in her smile All right, that's it. "

Everyone took a breath, and then they were silent and meditative.

Haizhu's face is more and more ugly. It seems that Xiayu's words hit her heart. It seems that she thinks Xiayu's words are intended for her.

Looking at Haizhu's look, I couldn't help worrying.

At this time, Xia Yu said: "Hey - what I said just now is just a fluff, not aimed at anyone. If it's the same, it's pure coincidence. All of you here should not take your seats in the right place..."

Everyone laughed, Haizhu also tried to laugh, look a little relaxed.Qiutong has been looking at Haizhu's look now. Her eyes are a little worried and nervous. Seeing Haizhu's look eased, she relaxed.

Zhang Xiaotian then said: "I see, ladies here are all good women."

Summer looked at Zhang Xiaotian with admiration.

Xiaoqinru then said: "I see, all the brothers here can find a good woman to be their daughter-in-law."

Everyone chuckled.

Xia Yu looked at Zhang Xiaotian and xiaoqinru and said, "GA - look at you two, this little mouth, you really can talk. I think you two are a good match."

Zhang Xiaotian looks a little embarrassed. Xiaoqinru laughs and says to Xia Yu, "sister Xia Yu, don't mess with others. I think you'd better worry less about other people's affairs. Make your own affairs better first What about your half, have you found it? "

Xia Yu turns her eyes and makes a face at xiaoqinru: "I don't want to tell you I'm in a hurry, you dead girl

Xiaoqinru also makes faces at Xiayu. They play with each other.

Xiaoxue laughed and clapped her hands.

Haizhu did not smile, Qiutong did not smile.

I am absent-minded and summer four brother Haifeng Zhang Xiaotian drink.

It seems that I heard a low and gloomy sigh from the sea beads around me.

It seems that I see Qiu Tong's eyes passing a faint uneasiness.

It seems that I can see an imperceptible smile on the corner of Kong Kun's mouth.

It seems that I feel a little fuzzy in front of my eyes, and I have hallucinations in my mind.

In a trance, he heard Haifeng telling a simple and complex story again. He said: "emotion expert asked an old farmer: what's the difference between love and marriage? The old farmer said: it's very simple. If you sleep with her today and want to sleep with her tomorrow, that's love; if you sleep with her today and have to sleep with her tomorrow, that's marriage The expert looked at the farmer in surprise and reverence and said, "this is a subject I have studied for half a century..."

In a trance, I was thinking, in fact, everything is simple, today I go to work, tomorrow I want to go to work, this is a career; today I go to work, tomorrow I have to go to work, this is a career! Today we drink together, and tomorrow we want to drink, this is a friend; today we drink together, and tomorrow we have to drink, this is a customer! If you have eaten today, you will want to eat tomorrow. This is delicious food. If you have eaten today, you will have to eat tomorrow. This is rice

It turns out that the world is really so simple, so why should I be so tangled and upset?

Perhaps, all troubles are self seeking.

I don't care.

I am a typical mediocre person.

I'm a real mediocre motherfucker.

The next morning, Haizhu went to work. After I got up, I had some breakfast, half lying on the sofa, and continued to ponder what my fourth brother told me last night, and pondered how to make Cao Teng Fuzheng yellow.

Once Cao Teng becomes the general manager of the distribution company, once he is in power and his wings are hard, he will never listen to Qiu Tong's words like I did, and he will not cooperate with Qiu Tong sincerely. Even if he looks submissive on the surface, he may cooperate with Cao Li at any time and give Qiu Tong a knife.

I can't give him the chance.

Moreover, as far as I'm concerned, I'm very interested in doing distribution work, even full of boundless love. Why is this so? I think that I got to know each other like a dream from the beginning of publishing. Maybe this is one of the main factors that I love publishing. It seems that there is a complex that cannot be solved.

I don't want to leave the distribution company, at least for the moment, I absolutely don't want to leave.

Combined with the above factors, I must find a way to prevent Cao Teng from taking my place.

How to stop it? Where to start? What is the best way?

I racked my brains and thought hard, but I didn't come up with any good ideas.

I decided to go out for a walk.

Summer told me yesterday that Lao Li missed me very much, and suggested that I go to see Lao Li when I have time. I really want to see Lao Li, and I miss Lao Li very much, too. But I'm worried at the moment, and I'm not in the mood for the moment.

I'd better go to see Lao Li when I think about my mind. I'll accompany him.

I went to the seaside where Lao Li often fished. There was no one there. It was empty. The sea breeze came with a light salty smell.

I sit by the sea quietly smoking, looking at the boundless sea in a daze.

It's quiet around. Seagulls are chasing and flying on the sea.

Suddenly, there was a slight movement behind me, as if someone was quietly approaching me.

As soon as I feel tight in my heart, the chrysanthemum shrinks and suddenly turns back -

Lao Li!

Lao Li, who had not seen me for many days, was standing behind me smiling. I could see that he was very happy to see me.

I stood up and said, "when did you walk so quietly? I didn't realize it until I walked behind me! What's the matter? "

Lao Li laughs: "first, it's windy. Second, you must be thinking about something and have no time to care about what's going on behind you. Third, I've slowed down to walk here I wanted to slap you on the shoulder to scare you, but I didn't expect you to find out. "Looking at Lao Li's happy look, I couldn't help laughing.

"Smelly boy, you still laugh." Lao Li said with a straight face: "after walking for such a long time, playing for me, I'm missing. I don't contact me all the time. When I come back, I don't want to play with me. I have to come out to look for you. You stinky boy are not filial."

With a smile, I said to Lao Li, "don't whir, come on, sit down and look at the sea -"

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