Chapter 293

"Did you study liberal arts in college?"

Seeing such a nerd's performance, Li Nanfang thought he was a scholar of literature.

Wu Yujie shook her head: "no, I studied economics in University. Liberal arts is useless. When the Japanese invaders were defeated in World War II, all the students studying literature were put on the battlefield in China. Only the science students were left, expecting them to rebuild their homes. "

"What's the use of learning literature? No matter how well you learn, it's also useful for birds. Can you fly over mountains and rivers when the Japanese invaders challenge our great China, and let the Chinese invaders fall to the ground? It's true that every dog slaughterer is a scholar. "

After the nerd said this, he suddenly realized that Li Nanfang was coming. He quickly stood up, laughed and rubbed his hands back and forth. He didn't know what to say.

"Sit down, brother. You are very good at my temper."

Li Nanfang patted Wu Yujie on the shoulder, sat on the sofa and asked, "do you want to drink? I have high Erguotou. If you drink half a bottle, you can fly to Hokkaido tonight and kill that stupid Japanese man. "

"I'm kidding, Mr. Li. I'm not that good at it."

Wu Yujie still had some self-knowledge. Then she stood up and looked a little gloomy: "if I have - ha ha, Mr. Li, I'll make you laugh. It's time for us to go. We won't disturb your rest. "

Take off the black silk on his head, regardless of Li NanFang's hospitality, Wu Yujie pulls the suitcase and goes out with his girlfriend.

At the moment when the door was closed, his back was so thin - well, Li Nanfang admitted that it was suspected that he was forced to wear clothes. Even if a nerd was thinner, he would not be more than 110 Jin in autumn clothes and trousers. I really want to know if his girlfriend would be worried.

From tomorrow on, be a happy person, feed horses, chop firewood and travel around the world; From tomorrow, we will be concerned about food and vegetables; I have a house, facing the sea, warm in spring.

I don't know why, when Li Nanfang opened a bottle of Erguotou and drank on beef jerky, he suddenly thought of these poems.

This is one of Haizi's representative poems, which is quite famous and loved by the majority of literary youth.

Li Nanfang also likes it very much, but he doesn't like to go to the seaside to build a house and chop firewood to feed horses. He prefers to be surrounded by many beautiful women and get drunk every day.

Now I don't like these poems. Maybe it's influenced by Wu Yujie, an angry youth. He thinks that facing the sea or something is a bit of affectation. He prefers the sentence of "upholding justice and killing dogs".

"From now on, be a dog butcher, drink heavily and eat large pieces of meat; From now on, I am concerned about the earliest flight to the island and how long it will arrive; There's a tongue waiting for me to cut, dip it in sauce, light a campfire, face the sea, and flowers bloom in spring. "

After a few sips of Erguotou, Li Nanfang was full of poetry. He shook his head and recited a few verses. He squatted the wine bottle heavily on the table, took out his mobile phone and began to book tickets.

"Hokkaido is a world tourist attraction. People live all their lives. How can they not visit that place?"

Throwing down his cell phone, Li Nanfang went to the window, unbuttoned his shirt and looked out. After a moment, he closed his eyes, opened his arms and called out: "Hokkaido, I'm coming. Are you ready, junnan Liucun? "

If a man is unlucky, he will stop his teeth if he drinks cold water.

Similarly, if you are lucky, beautiful women will take the initiative to call you. At one o'clock in the morning, when Li Nanfang walked into the waiting hall of Qingshan airport, he received a call from Yue Zitong.

After Baijiu brew storms on rivers and seas, he drank a bottle of liquor, and woke up after midnight. It was burned by alcohol, and the burning fire rolled onto the floor from the sofa and rolled from the floor to the door of the living room.

Alas, I can't help it. She's vomiting all the time. She's almost dying.

Before drinking, she was still looking forward to the earth explosion, so that men, women, good people and bitches would all play together, but now she didn't want to die young.

I'm just like budding, oh, no, I've been blooming once.

I'm just like a blooming flower. It's very beautiful and everyone loves me. Why should I die?

Isn't it that Fusu has a girlfriend?

Isn't Longcheng going to suppress me?

Is not - these setbacks add up, and can count a hair ah, what qualifications and my good youth draw the same mark, ah, a fool would like to.

I can't die before my aunt has lived enough. After the death of alcoholism, my face is blue and purple. It's always frightening. It will affect my image of beauty.

"Help, Li Nanfang, come and help me. I'm dying. Come quickly!"

Yue Zitong was lying on the threshold, crying.

At this moment, in addition to calling him, Yue Zitong will no longer ask for help from others. Whether it's Helan Xiaoxin or min Rou, the proud president Yue doesn't want them to see her in a mess.

Li Nanfang is different. Anyway, in his eyes, she has long been a dirty and decadent bitch. It's normal for him to see her vomit all over her body.

It's just that scum who has been damned for ten thousand times said: "you're very angry. It doesn't look like you want to belch. Drink, drink too much? "

"Yes, yes, I drank a whole bottle of 52 degree Niulanshan - ouch! I didn't expect that cheap wine would be so frustrating. Li Nanfang, come and help me. I feel terrible. "

"It's OK. Niulanshan Erguotou is an excellent product of the Ministry and the province. It's a national inspection free and trustworthy product. I only heard that some people died of traffic accidents while driving after getting drunk, but I didn't hear that some people suffered from death. You should bear it first, and it will be better after suffering. "

"You, you don't come!"

Yue Zitong was angry and raised his head to yell at his mobile phone.

"No

Li Nanfang said simply, "I never serve drunkards, especially female drunkards."

"Are you so special?"

"You are so special!"

Li Nanfang interrupted her: "Yue Zitong, you are sick. You drink so much horse urine."

"I'm sick. Ha, hey, hee hee. I'm sick. "

Yue Zitong gave a few strange laughs, then suddenly burst into a sad voice: "Li Nanfang, do you know why I drink? Because, Helan Fusu, has a new girlfriend! He, don't want me! "

"Congratulations."

Li Nanfang was silent for a moment and said faintly.

"Congratulations on what?"

Yue Zitong suddenly sucked his nose and laughed wildly: "Congratulations, I've been completely dumped?"

"I'm not congratulating you. I'm congratulating your brother Fusu. I finally see that you're an abnormal psychopath and get rid of your entanglement. Well, you can continue to grieve over spring and autumn. I have something else to do. Goodbye to you. "

"Don't hold the phone, or I won't finish with you! What's more, it's said that you won't be allowed to hold the phone. How can you still hold it? Asshole, asshole. There are so many people in the world, why doesn't one really care about me? Why, eh -- "

Aunt Yue murmured and spat out a mouthful of yellow water. Then she lay on the front steps, opened her mouth and gasped violently. Slowly, there was no movement.

People who drink too much will feel extremely sleepy if they just spit out and laugh. Even if they lie in the cesspit, they will sleep comfortably until dawn.

The sky is bright, the sun is shining, the autumn wind is slowly, with the joy of harvest.

Of course, in this cool autumn season, there will be no shortage of mosquitoes.

Moreover, the mouth of mosquitoes at this time is more poisonous than that in summer. According to the folk custom, the mouth of mosquitoes is faster than that in July and August.

When Mr. Yue got drunk and climbed out of the living room late at night, he only wore a small Nightgown, two white thighs, face, neck and half shoulder. All of them were small red packets bitten by mosquitoes, and even some dead mosquitoes were on the ground.

It's going to last.

Mr. Yue looked at the face in the mirror. He didn't know how long she was silent. Then he sighed and stepped into the bathtub. He picked up his mobile phone and called Helan Xiaoxin, saying that she was not comfortable today and had a rest at home.

She has a good memory. When she woke up in the middle of the night last night, she could remember who she called, what she said, what people were saying about her, and even how many mosquitoes were lying on her body to eat.

If it is to change to another girl, it will be very humiliating.

Yue always can't. Even if she does ten times more than this, she won't feel ashamed.

The so-called shame is the patent of those who want to face.

Now Mr. Yue is in front of Li Nanfang. Does he have a lot of face?

If anyone came to ask her this question, she would slap her face and say that she was blind.

Isn't it that he was kicked by Helan Fusu? Isn't it that he was satirized when he called Li Renzha for comfort after being lovelorn?

It's nothing.

As long as president Yue can keep her former dignity in front of all the people except Li Renzha, she is still the iceberg snow lotus in the hearts of all the employees and the great hero in the eyes of the people of the whole country.

Hero lonely, like snow.

A true hero must endure loneliness to feel the beauty of summer flowers from the snow.

"I'm a wolf from the north, soaking in the warm bathtub, the clear water overflowing, my delicate and attractive ketone body - alas, who can enjoy my good body? Hero, lonely as snow. Hero, how can you not drink

Yue Yingxiong sang a few words about a wolf from the north, and then sent out a few words of emotion. He ran outside and brought a glass of red wine. He put his arm on the edge of the jar and shook it gently. With his right hand, he was browsing the news on the Internet.

Such natural and unrestrained, only then conforms to her hero's status.

Now the most eye-catching news on the Internet is the video of junnan Liucun.

In particular, yesterday, he spat out his tongue and yelled, who dares to cut the scene with a good word, which is even more exciting to all Chinese people. The Internet is full of curses.

Some people suggested that Huaxia should send the legendary shadow agent to Hokkaido immediately to cut off the Japanese pirates' message. This proposal was opposed by millions of people, and the voice was the highest.

But Yue Zitong didn't think so. He laughed contemptuously: "fool, do you think that's what you think of? If you don't beep, Huaxia may do it again. But now it won't be. If something happens to that handsome man, it will be on Hua Xia's head. Moreover, the Japanese pirates will send a large number of agents to protect the lovely men. "

"Alas, it's a pity that my aunt can't cross the sea and kill the dog thief under the horse alone. I'm sorry."

Yue Zitong suddenly found out that narcissism was the best way to adjust his state. After several shameless words, he relaxed a lot and stopped drinking wine. He simply moved his hands and joined the water army to fight against the Japanese pirates.

"There's a video. It's live!"

Some netizens in the forum called: "special, look at the Japanese pirates handsome man is too arrogant!"