Chapter 408

Women are not greedy, do not like to eat.

This is Li NanFang's point of view, and sometimes he even thinks very dirty. The more women like to eat, the higher the requirements for men.

Using this point of view, Li Nanfang found that Helan Xiaoxin's greedy appearance is far better than Yue Zitong's. it seems that this woman is over sixty years old, and she will also be the kind of night and night bride's goods. The man who marries her is very likely to die young. She is an absolute man killer.

Helan Xiaoxin doesn't know. She peeks at her Li Nanfang with a slanting eye. She thinks that she will be so dirty. She is still gnawing at her with a phoenix claw.

In fact, in public, the new sister's eating style is still very elegant. Now she is hungry and thirsty because there is no one around.

One is the best friend who knows what virtue she is, and the other is the man who tosses her around in the middle of the night. They are all "own people" who know the root and the bottom. There is no need to pay attention to the so-called demeanor. They can eat whatever they want.

Seeing her mouth holding her left thumb, Li NanFang's Adam's apple rolled down. When he thought of detoxifying her that day, he didn't seem to try her attractive little mouth. Just thinking about it, he suddenly felt that his left leg was twisted by the pliers, which was very painful.

Li NanFang's mouth trembled. By holding up his rice bowl and drinking soup, he looked down and saw a white little foot. He twisted the meat on his leg with his toes and twisted it back and forth. It was very hard, just like a pair of pliers.

After seeing a beautiful woman, look at her legs first, then you can be regarded as a man who really appreciates beauty.

When Li Nanfang just came into the living room, his eyes swept quickly from the legs of two women. He Lan Xiaoxin was wearing black silk, but Yue Zitong was wearing a pair of long bare legs, which was particularly conspicuous. Now, who else could be this little foot that twisted the meat on his leg, except his black aunt?

Grass, brother is not peeking at Helan Xiaoxin's finger sucking action, thinking how cool I would be if I let her blow it to me?

The ancients said that Waiwai Wai was not guilty. Why do you have to meddle in your business with dogs and mice?

Oh, this is to cut off my welfare treatment. In this case, don't let her live at home. I'm just crooked.

After feeling the little foot more and more hard, Li Nanfang felt very upset. On the surface, he pretended not to have any expression, but the mouth of the bowl tilted slowly, and the laver egg soup turned into a line and flowed down.

This guy is really black. The soup in his bowl is still very hot. When it drips on the little white foot, even if it doesn't bubble immediately, it will certainly be hot red.

Dear little aunt, you just wait as if you were stung by a scorpion and jump up screaming.

It's not my fault. It's just that I accidentally spilled some soup. When Li Nanfang was smiling in his heart, his little foot grabbed the soup and quickly drew back when it was about to fall on it, which made his plot come to nothing.

Damn, the reaction speed of little bitches is still very fast.

When Li Nan Nan scolded in his heart, Yue Zi Tong said: "new sister, what do you say I hate most?"

He Lan Xiaoxin, who is enjoying himself, is stunned and asks casually, "what is it?"

"Waste."

"What waste?"

Helan Xiaoxin started directly, picked up a chicken claw, chewed it in his mouth, and asked vaguely.

She is enjoying herself, but she doesn't notice what the couple around her are doing.

"Food waste."

Yue Zi Tong picked up a piece of ginger lotus root and said slowly, "some people, just a few days after they had a good life, forget when they were hungry and waste food on purpose. New sister, you're smart. Think of an idiom for me to describe this kind of guy who should get a thousand knives and then be struck by thunder. "

"Simple."

He Lan Xiaoxin opened his mouth and bit the chicken feet, saying, "it's better to be a pig than a dog."

Pig and dog are not as good as this idiom, the original meaning is to describe a person's low personality, bad conduct.

"Better than pigs and dogs?"

Yue Zitong some wonder: "this idiom, seems to have nothing to do with the waste of food?"

"Why doesn't it matter? Listen to the new sister

Helan Xiaoxin explained: "you have to understand this way. Pigs and dogs in the meal, regardless of the food is hard won, gluttonous eat, the food sprinkled all over the ground. But after eating the food in the trough, it will lick the food on the ground with its tongue and continue to eat. But people don't, they just let the food go to waste. It's not as good as pigs and dogs. What's that? "

"Wonderful, wonderful."

Yue Zitong suddenly realized, looked at Li Nanfang, said: "new sister to pig and dog as new solution, it is too wonderful, into wood three points ah."

"That's the new sister. Who am I? My mouth can bring the dead to life - eh? "

When the new sister was showing off, she suddenly had a meal and her eyes widened.

"What's the matter?"

After discovering that she was not right, Yue Zitong stopped to hold the chopsticks of lotus root slices.

"It's nothing. It's just a chicken bone stuck in my throat. Cough, cough

In order to prove that he was really stuck in the throat by chicken bone, Helan Xiaoxin raised his hand to cover his mouth, bent down and coughed violently.

"Don't you mind? Did you spit it out? "

Yue Zitong raised his hand and patted her gently on the back.

"No, it's OK, cough!"

Helan Xiaoxin raised his hand and continued to cough

The chicken bone stuck in his throat, but it would kill him. Yue Zitong didn't dare to slack off. He quickly stood up and went to the kitchen, saying that he was going to get vinegar.

Folk people always say that when a child eats fish, he accidentally gets stuck in his throat. He should drink vinegar and it will melt away. Yue Zitong doesn't know where he heard that. He thinks vinegar can also deal with chicken bones.

"Boy, what is that?"

Yue Zitong just walked into the kitchen, He Lan Xiaoxin looked up, glared at Li Nanfang and asked in a low voice.

"That what, misunderstanding, pure misunderstanding. Can you let go of your leg first and let her see what's wrong

Li Nanfang is very embarrassed to explain, raised his hand to scratch the back of his head, dare not look at others.

After Yue Zitong's feet were not scalded into pig's feet with hot soup, Li Nanfang was not reconciled. He secretly removed his socks and, like her, quietly stretched out from under the table. No matter where it was, he directly pinched a piece of meat and twisted it violently——

Li NanFang's strength on his toes is many times stronger than that of Yue Zitong. It's no less than the vice. It's estimated that he can turn aunt Yue's tender meat into bluish purple, which is merciful.

He was sure that in front of Helan Xiaoxin, even if Yue Zitong was pinched to death, he didn't dare to show it on the spot. He couldn't afford to lose that man, could he?

Li Nanfang is using the corner of his eye to observe Yue Zitong sitting with He Lan Xiaoxin. What kind of lovely reaction will he have? But he sees that his new sister suddenly freezes.

Grass, twist the wrong person.

Li Nanfang immediately knew that he had twisted the wrong object. As soon as he was about to withdraw his feet, he was caught between his two legs.

If he is forced to retract, it is bound to cause Helan Xiaoxin to lean back and be found by Yue Zitong, which is not good.

"Let go of the leg? Boy, what you said is very simple

Helan Xiaoxin quietly sneered and said: "you have pulled out several hairs under the new sister, but you want me to let you go easily?"

Shit, how do you say that?

The rudeness of Helan Xiaoxin's words made Li Nanfang a little speechless and said with a smile: "well, you can't just clamp me like this, can you? If she finds out, she will surely mistake us for -- "

"What do you think we are?"

He Lan Xiaoxin asked: "we have an affair in front of your aunt and fiancee?"

Li Nanfang didn't say anything. That's the default.

Although he and He Lan Xiaoxin have had that kind of relationship for a long time, and Yue Zitong knows it, he is standing on the moral height of "curing the disease and saving the people". No matter who knows, he has to give a thumbs up to Mr. Li and say "good man".

But now if Yue Zitong knows that his smelly feet are stretching into the taoyuankou of the triangle area under Helan Xiaoxin's skirt, it will be a shame to her.

Li Nanfang can use other ways to humiliate Yue Zitong when she makes mistakes, but never in this way.

"New sister, come and have a drink of vinegar."

Helan Xiaoxin was about to use this to threaten Li Nanfang to agree to a certain condition when Yue Zitong ran out of the kitchen with a vinegar bottle.

"Cough, cough, no more. Now, much better. "

He Lan Xiaoxin also worried that he would be found by Yue Zitong. He loosened his leg, coughed and waved his hand.

Yue Zitong is not at ease: "really not?"

"Not really."

He Lan Xiaoxin shook his head.

"Good. Now I announce that chicken feet will be blacklisted in our family's diet. Li Nanfang, do you remember? "

"Remember."

Li Nanfang, who loves to eat chicken feet with soy sauce most, replied and looked down at his right foot.

He Lan Xiaoxin didn't lie - there were several curly hairs in the middle of his right big toe.

When he thought that he was eating, but he got some of these things, Mr. Li's appetite was immediately reduced by half.

"Nephew, take the vinegar back to the kitchen."

Yue Zitong began to put on her aunt's airs again, and put the vinegar bottle in front of Li Nanfang with a thump.

Li Nan Fang was going to wash his right foot with water. Naturally, Wen Yan was happy to help him. He picked up the vinegar bottle and went into the kitchen.

"Helan Xiaoxin, that place must be swollen, right? It's all your fault. Damn, won't you get beriberi? "

Li Nanfang patted his right thumb and rubbed it several times. Then he felt that the flavor had disappeared.

Helan Xiaoxin's calmness is absolutely praiseworthy. When Li Nanfang came out of the kitchen, she whispered to Yue Zitong with a smile on her face, staring into his eyes with an obvious meaning of narrowing.

Li Nanfang didn't worry that she would tell Yue Zitong what happened just now. Naturally, he didn't care about her. He took a big drink from his rice bowl. The whole person suddenly froze, his cheeks bulging high, trying to spray, trying to endure.

"New sister, you can explain the new explanation that pigs and dogs are not as good as pigs and dogs. I have a different mind."

"Well, it's not as good as pigs and dogs. It's just like pigs and dogs when eating."

When Helan Xiaoxin explains it vividly again, Li Nanfang swallows the food in his mouth.

He would rather be killed by a pig than a dog.

No wonder Yue Zitong went to get a vinegar just now and took it for such a long time.

No wonder she came out with a fist in her left hand. She had a handful of salt in her hand.

What would it be like to sprinkle a handful of salt in half a bowl of laver soup? Li Nanfang really disdained to tell others. He took his rice bowl and stood up silently and went to the kitchen.

As soon as I entered the restaurant, there were two women's coquettish voices and crazy laughter, as if they had just been made by a man in the platoon.

"Well, the dinner tonight is really good. Li Nanfang, you have received the heartfelt praise of the two beauties. Don't be proud. Keep up your efforts. "

When Yue Zitong pushed his job in an official way, Li Nanfang took out a coin.