Chapter 434

If you want to let Yue Zitong loose her claw, you can't use brute force. It's useless to persuade him. When he can't beg for mercy, he suddenly shouts a poisonous snake, which is undoubtedly the most effective way.

According to the statistics of relevant experts, 99 out of 100 women are afraid of two kinds of things, one is mice, the other is poisonous snakes.

But these two kinds of creatures are not afraid by all the women who are afraid of them. They are very different.

Generally speaking, good-looking and hard-working girls are especially afraid of mice, but they don't care too much about poisonous snakes.

The girl who was born with the appearance of bringing disaster to the country and the people was not afraid of mice, but she was most afraid of poisonous snakes.

Those who are afraid of mice are not afraid of poisonous snakes, those who are afraid of poisonous snakes are not afraid of mice, and those who are afraid of nothing or nothing are older than 50 years old. This experiment has proved that what kind of creatures young girls are afraid of has a great relationship with their appearance, and the accuracy rate can be as high as 90%.

There is no doubt that Aunt Yue is the one who brings disaster to the country and the people. Wearing sexy clothes and twisting twice on the street can definitely cause many traffic accidents, so she should be especially afraid of poisonous snakes.

Sure enough, when Li Nanfang suddenly called out a poisonous snake, Yue Zitong was so happy that he suddenly held back his hand to cover his mouth and screamed: "ah, where is the poisonous snake?"

"Just ran over your feet and took a bath in the stream."

Li Nanfang, who took the opportunity to turn over and jump into his pants in a flurry, praised himself one after another in his heart. I was so clever that I avoided a tragedy of being uprooted.

"Li Nanfang, you dare to cheat me!"

Yue Zitong realized that he was caught in the trap. He became angry when he was about to turn over and climb up, but his movements suddenly froze.

"Hey, hey, if I don't cheat you, I'll be out of luck for that guy - well, I remember there was mineral water in the car, I'll get it for you. Don't be angry, let alone furious. Girls always get angry, and they get old very quickly. "

Li NanFang's eyes twinkled and swept over aunt Yue's mouth. He could no longer care about the left half of his body. He was still in a state of numbness. He staggered to the other side of the car, as fast as a wild dog chasing him.

It could be more ferocious than a wild dog.

If it's just a wild dog, Li Nanfang can kill it if he kicks it casually.

But what if it was his aunt?

If you really want to chase him, if he dares to kick away, God may really Thunder - boy, it's too black of you to dare to do this. Why did your aunt chase you? When she was scared by you and instinctively covered her mouth, she wiped the protein that your second son spat out?

Look, even God says it's protein. Why get angry?

Why, when my nephew came over with mineral water and paper towel and asked her to wash her mouth, he was still evil. He glared at him fiercely and did not move, ignoring the long protein dripping from the corner of his mouth?

It seems that she should be angry and disgusted.

Can you blame Li Nanfang?

Who told her not to listen to the dissuasion, pretending that she had to provide service to him, and after being startled, she put her right hand in her mouth?

Li Nanfang dares to swear to God that he hasn't made any impolite actions since the moment when she held the long gun. The immediate consequences are purely her own fault.

"Who, auntie, would you like to drink water and wipe your mouth first?"

Li Nanfang, as a man, should have a broad mind like the sea, and regard it as his own fault, not his own fault, to break the deadlock and make aunt Yue's spirit return to normal.

The child's wound this time was too big. Li Nanfang asked him seven or eight times in succession, but he didn't move at all. Only his eyes were locked in his throat.

It seems that she is now thinking about how to let Li dregs die the most miserable.

The best way to deal with a threat is to nip it in the bud. Don't let it thrive, or iron will have endless troubles.

Smart people do this. After his little aunt accidentally eats his dirty things, he gently and extremely carefully wipes her chin and lips with a paper towel, throws away the paper towel with disgust, reaches for her thin shoulder, and pours mineral water into her mouth.

Seeing that she didn't know how to gargle, Li Nanfang dragged her chin thoughtfully, moved up and down a few times, helped her lower her head and vomit out.

After that, Li Nanfang put down his things, put his head in his hands, put his back to her and squatted in front of her. He looked like I was guilty, I should die, and I was willing to accept justice.

"Hoo

I don't know how long later, when the mobile phone screen in the grass next to him lights up again, Yue Zitong finally breathes heavily.

The nerves and muscles of Li NanFang's whole body immediately tightened.

There's a storm that can't be predicted.

"Ah

In a piercing scream, Yue Zitong jumps up and kicks the damned man.

Too much force, leading to movement deformation, thin high-heeled leather sandals on the back of Li Nanfang, swish out, was wrapped in black silk show foot, heavily kicked in his back, like a drum like dull sound, Dong, Dong!

The four words "storm" can't describe aunt Yue's fury when she wanted to kill Li Renzha. One foot was faster than the other, and the other was fiercer than the other.

It's just that Li Renzha has been fully prepared to fight against beating. He kneels down in the grass with his head in his hands, touches the ground with his forehead, pouts his buttocks high, and lets the thunder and lightning go. I'm not hurt by Mao, so I'm entitled to a free massage.

After kicking for a long time, I didn't hear this guy make a pain cry. Instead, she separated her feet. Aunt Yue knew that it would be useless to go on like this. Li Renzha is a hedgehog now. She has no place to talk.

With another scream, Yue Zitong jumped on his back and bent down to pick up a pebble from the ground. He was about to hit him on the back of the head.

Your body is hard, your head is hard, I admit, but no matter how hard you are, can you be harder than a stone?

Today, I don't want to break your head into a rotten watermelon. You raise me!

Yue Zitong, who is angry and angry, has lost his mind completely. The murderous spirit in his eyes makes the whole world tremble.

Li Nanfang, holding her head in both hands and looking at what she was doing, frowned and became impatient. Sister, this is the rhythm of murdering her husband. Didn't she accidentally give me a haircut and eat something good by mistake after being scared?

What a big deal! You've been trampling on my friends. How can you still be so reluctant and even kill me?

Yue Zitong, don't blame me. You forced me to do this!

Li Nanfang sneered in his heart. When he was about to shake his head and tail and throw the unreasonable little shrew out, he heard a loud voice not far away: "Tong Tong, stop it!"

With this sound, Tong Tong stops. It's like the guiding light in the night, the lightning tearing through the dark clouds, which suddenly makes Yue Zitong, who is deeply in the madness and can't extricate himself, suddenly wake up. He has already smashed half of the action and stops it in time. The cobble with big fist is no more than ten centimeters away from the back of Li NanFang's head.

From the corner of his eyes, Li Nanfang saw that he LAN Xiaoxin, wearing a black long sleeve Qipao and a white knitted shawl, was stepping on small shoes, shaking his hands from left to right, and stepping down from above.

The new sister has been here for a few minutes. Li Nanfang wipes Yue Zitong's mouth with a paper towel and gargles her mouth. She saw that scene in the car. At that time, she wondered what kind of tricks the two dogs were playing.

Yue Zitong, who shouldn't be touched by a man, doesn't respond like a woodcarving. But how can Li Renzha squat down with her head in her arms after cleaning her mouth?

What kind of play are these two dogs playing?

Surprised Helan Xiaoxin pushed the door to get off, Li Nanfang was so involved that he didn't find her coming.

It was only when Yue Zitong came to his senses that he suddenly jumped up, showed his feet and kicked Li Nanfang hard, that he LAN Xiaoxin realized something. Your sister, I said that they had never answered my phone. It turned out that last night in the wilderness, heaven had made a good thing for quilt and earth for bed.

Looking at the current situation of being angry and willing to be punished, it should be Li Nanfang, who played the overlord and forced him to bow. That's not right. If the overlord forced him to bow and upset Tong Tong, then according to her character, Li Renzha shouldn't even lift her trousers afterwards. It's time for her to show her obscenity. It's impossible to wait until dawn.

The new sister, who didn't know what was going on, sincerely said that she didn't understand, but she stood on the top and put her hands around her chest. She watched with relish. In her heart, she couldn't stop cheering on Yue Zitong and beating him to death!

As if hearing the cheering voice of his new sister, Yue Zitong beat harder and harder, and became more and more crazy. Finally, he rode on Li Renzha, bent down and picked up a pebble to smash his head like a watermelon.

Can't let Li Renzha die, with the taste of Lin Qinglong, new sister just tasted it, OK?

Thinking of the later half of his life's sex life, He Lan Xiaoxin drinks in time and wakes Yue Zitong up.

Yue Zitong then found that he was about to play big. He almost opened his nephew's head. He was stunned and quickly threw away the stone. He fell on his back, opened his mouth and bit his right shoulder.

Lying trough, your sister's pain!

But fortunately, it's better than being taken away by you.

Li Nanfang silently suffered from being bitten, but his heart was full of tears. He asked the sky, what did I do wrong to get such a cruel beating?

"Tong Tong, Tong Tong, let go! No, it's loose! Another bite, another bite, and the meat will come off. "

Helan Xiaoxin runs over, hugs Yue Zitong and drags him to the side.

Yue Zitong is now a little leopard. She bites a piece of meat and shakes her head to the left and right. There is a bloody whir in her throat. After being hugged by her new sister, she bends her elbow and smashes it back, which is right in her heart.

After all, he has been a secret agent since he was 16 years old and has received severe information from the fight side. Although Yue Zitong's small skill, in Li NanFang's opinion, is to keep a good figure, it is still very powerful when dealing with ordinary people.

"Ah

He Lan Xiaoxin, whose heart was heavily rammed by a hammer, let go in a sad voice and fell to the ground with a bang.