Is Oedipus complex a disease?
Not really.
Just like some men like little Lori, some men like big girls, some men like royal sister, but some men like beautiful women in their forties. It's just different hobbies.
What's more, although the woman was dressed in ordinary clothes and was old enough to be an aunt for long zaikong, she was dignified and elegant in appearance. She was full of the intoxicating smell of old wine. Just a sip of it would make her drunk.
This beautiful woman in front of us is one of the favorite types of dragon in the sky, next only to Yang Tiantian who was seen in the Castle Peak.
At the first sight of her, there are many dirty scenes that quickly appear in long Dashao's mind. He immediately gives up the idea of going to the bar for a few drinks and blocks the beautiful woman.
This is in Beijing, not the pearl that can let long Da Shao cross the border. He knows it very well.
But he didn't care.
Depending on the power of the dragon family in China, whether it's in the pearl or in Beijing, the difference doesn't seem to be too big.
At best, long only need to avoid those who can be as famous as the dragon family, no matter who they provoke, they should be able to deal with them simply.
Will the middle-aged woman who wants to go shopping in the alley come from those century old rich families who can be as famous as the dragon family?
Don't be kidding.
Rich lady, who would dress so plain and come to this place to buy food in person?
It's true that the temperament of middle-aged women is no less than that of those rich and noble women who always like to handle things. They are even more elegant and intellectual. People can't help but respect her.
But what about that?
She has this wonderful temperament, probably because she is a university professor.
Just a university professor, put in long Da Shao's heart, is a prey who can play how he wants to.
What makes long zaikong wonder is that after she is stopped by him, the beautiful woman is not nervous, frightened and disgusted. Instead, she frowns and asks him if she has an Oedipus complex.
Long Da Shao's love for a beautiful woman is not a secret in Mingzhu's senior circle. Even his father and his sister Longcheng all know about it, and have expressed deep concern, dissuasion, and even harsh rebuke, but it doesn't help.
However, apart from his father and sister, no one dares to point out that he has this habit in front of him.
Now, a woman who may be teaching says that he has an Oedipus complex.
Although the beautiful woman looked very calm when she said this sentence, the dragon in the sky could feel the deep disdain and immediately became angry: "ha, sister, you're right. Yes, I just have an Oedipus complex. So, I hope that after going to the hotel, you can do everything you can to satisfy me. Otherwise, ha ha. "
When long Da Shao finally let out two cheers, his two men had already separated and stood on both sides of the beautiful woman. They kept sneering, proving that they were going to fight.
The beautiful woman didn't even look at the two claws. She just stared at the dragon in the sky. Xiumei frowned more tightly, and her tone was still calm: "give you another chance, give me an apology, and then disappear in front of my eyes in three seconds."
The dragon in the empty eye, suddenly stare big, very surprised force appearance.
It was the first time that he met such a tough stubble from a beautiful woman.
Two minions are ready to start at any time. She not only turns a blind eye, but threatens long Dashao. She gives him another chance and rolls away in three seconds.
Oh, you have to apologize before you can get out.
"Gen Zi, I didn't hear it wrong. This aunt asked me to apologize to her and then disappear in three seconds?"
He raised his hand and dug his ear. The surprised dragon asked a pawn.
Gen Zi immediately respectfully replied: "long Dashao, you heard me right."
"Then you say, do I listen to this beautiful aunt?"
"Long Dashao, I think you have to roll."
Genzi is also a wonderful person. After saying this sentence, he stopped deliberately. Seeing that long Dashao's face was gloomy immediately, he said with a smile, "but I want to roll on the bed with this aunt - ah!"
Before he finished speaking, the beautiful young woman standing there suddenly raised her foot and kicked her in the crotch with a bang.
Painfully, his face turned pale, his forehead broke out in cold sweat, his hands covered his crotch, and he squatted on the ground twisting his body.
"Damn, it's a rose with thorns. I like it, I like it! "
Long Dashao was really surprised this time, but he was even more excited.
In long Da Shao's opinion, there are two kinds of women who are really funny. One is that no matter how much they toss her, she is submissive. The other is that she is soft outside and strong inside.
The former will let him have a kind of king in the world of acid, the latter can bring him to show his man's powerful sense of conquest.
Gen Zi can be selected by long Da Shao as a pawn and closely followed, which is enough to prove that his force value is very high.
Now, the reality that the beautiful woman has lost the value of force does not arouse the vigilance of long Dashao.
He thought that it was just a surprise that the root was touched.
No one thought that a beautiful woman like a university professor would suddenly move her feet, would not she?
Long Da Shao said, stepping back, licking his lower lip with his tongue, reminding another pawn: "Liang Chong, it's up to you next. Ha, you have to protect your little Ding Ding, and don't let him be kicked by beauties like a root. "
"Long Dashao, if I was kicked, please be ashamed of us in bed!"
Liang Chong's face was full of grief and indignation, like the martyrs who were going to the execution ground, he rolled up his sleeves.
Of course, he didn't think that the beautiful women could make him lose his fighting power in an instant, just like attacking Genzi secretly.
What he said was nothing more than making fun of it.
"Well, I promise you, go bravely and don't let me down."
Long Zaichao likes Liang Chong's saying this, so he raises his hand and claps heavily on his back.
Looking at them playing like this, in the eyes of the beautiful woman, there was a killing intention that didn't match her temperament, but it soon returned to normal, and her mouth turned up with a heartfelt smile.
It's a favorite thing for melon eaters to see and hear people playing hooligans in the street.
But with the Chinese public security getting better and better, this kind of good play is rarely seen.
Now that a good play is finally on, how can the melon eaters who pass by give up this good opportunity?
So when Gen Zi covers his crotch and squats on the ground, many people stop and watch.
There is no doubt that if the three men in the sky were not dressed properly and had extraordinary temperament, they were the generation who painted dragons and tigers on their arms and dared to try to rob good women in broad daylight, some brave men would have come forward for a long time.
You can do something just and courageous, but it's on the premise that you can protect yourself. The teacher's teaching is unforgettable. Therefore, after seeing that long Da Shao is not easy to get into trouble, several men who want to step forward choose to wait and see for a while.
Li Nanfang doesn't care.
Standing on the height of morality and justice, beating people is one of his favorite things to do.
In particular, I found that the person who gave him the chance was the empress of Pearl Dragon.
To be sure, from the side of the child Longcheng is pregnant with, longzaikong is his brother-in-law.
But a good brother-in-law should never follow Ye Xiaodao's example and let his brother-in-law spurs go astray without being indifferent. Li Nanfang thinks that he'd better help his brother-in-law and discipline his brother-in-law.
In broad daylight, my brother-in-law who dares to tease good women in the street has never done anything. Why should my brother-in-law do it before him?
That way, my brother-in-law will feel very shameless.
In order to avoid losing face, when Liang Chong was walking towards the beautiful young woman with a smile on the surface, he jumped over and lifted his big foot from behind him.
Covering the root of his crotch with his hand, Liang Chong felt that it was just a little bit right now. He let out an earth shaking scream and turned his eyes up, which reproduced the scene of the root just now. First he squatted down, then knelt down, and finally he tilted his body and collapsed on the ground. As soon as he pulled out, he stopped crying.
"I'm sorry. I'm using more strength. However, there is an insurmountable gap between you and eunuch. "
Shaking his toes and being bound by his shoes to his painful right foot, Li Nanfang sincerely apologized to Liang Chong. Then he turned around and looked at the dragon in the air and sighed heavily: "Oh, Bruce, you're looking for your own death outside. Does your father know?"
Just now, long Da Shao, who is on the brain of the sperm insect, didn't find the flash of killing opportunity in the eyes of the middle-aged beautiful woman, but Li Nanfang keenly caught it.
Li Nanfang likes to punish bad people from a moral perspective.
More importantly, he saw that beautiful women were not ordinary people.
Although the dragon can't push the bull in the air, Li Nanfang has a hunch that he really wants to annoy the beautiful woman. The result should not be too good.
The real scum of dragon in the air, no matter what kind of heavy blow, should be.
However, for the sake of his unborn son, Li Nanfang, who is a brother-in-law, still has the responsibility and obligation to stand up in time and pull his brother-in-law back from the cliff.
Believe the child his mother, cheap father-in-law know, not only will not blame him, may also thank him.
Not only can they beat people, but they can also be appreciated. It's not a casual thing to have the best of both worlds.
Fortunately, Li Nanfang always grasped the opportunity in time.
"You, who are you?"
Long Da Shao is imagining some dirty scenes. Liang Chong suddenly faints with a scream of being kicked, which really scares him.
My brother-in-law came forward to help me, but my brother-in-law didn't know me. This was very embarrassing. Li Nanfang said with a smile, "Bruce Lee, think about it again. We met once a few months ago on Qingshan Qianfo Mountain."
Tang Tang Long Da Shao is called by each little dragon, not to mention how awkward he is.
Bear the impulse to scold Bruce Lee your sister, dragon in the empty a little memory, remember who Li Nanfang is.
A few months ago, on Qianfo Mountain in Qingshan, long Dashao, who had a crush on a beautiful woman, had a bad experience of being beaten to death. He said it was unforgettable and exaggerated. But after being reminded, he would certainly remember.
"It's you bastard! Grass, are you special -- "
After remembering who Li Nanfang is, long shouts abuse in the air immediately. In front of him, the hand shadow is in a flash, and there is a clear slap in the face.
The dragon was slapped by Li Nanfang in the air. He turned around three times, and the corners of his mouth were bleeding.
This still depends on the love of brother-in-law, Li Nanfang is merciful.
If not, Li Nanfang will smash half of his teeth with a slap.
In front of him, the dragon was in the air. He covered his cheek with his left hand. He was shocked to eat excrement and asked, "how dare you beat me?"
Pop!
Li Nanfang answered his stupid question with practical actions.
"Are you so special?"
Pop!
"You're going to die --"
Pop!
After the fourth slap, I finally understood long Da Shao. I knew that if I scolded him again, I could only be beaten. It was better to make a fortune with a dull voice.