When women are crazy, they all have a problem, that is, they like to catch faces.
No matter how ugly and handsome men are, they all have a problem, that is, they don't like being scratched in the face.
A handsome man has to rely on this face to pick up girls.
Ugly man - originally, his parents have been very sorry for him, and then a woman caught him, wouldn't that be more tragic?
Li Nanfang must be the former.
When ham screamed and sprang up, he instinctively wanted to lift his feet and stamp out.
But as soon as her right foot was raised, she sighed in her heart. She dodged the desperate rush of the woman and pushed her hand on her back to show her what it was called.
With a puff, ham fell face down on the ground again.
However, the woman was crazy, and immediately jumped up, like a female tiger, turned back and jumped up again.
Li Nanfang dodged again and pushed again.
Ham is a dog again.
So again and again, the woman finally realized that there was a big difference in the value of force between the two people, and he didn't mean to be rude. She turned over and sat up, patted her thighs with both hands, raised her head and cried.
Li Nanfang is a bit confused.
When he was a child, he had seen the village head and his wife fight.
After being beaten, the village head's wife just sat on the ground, patted her thigh and cried like singing: "inhuman bastard. I've devoted all my youth to you. I'll give birth to children for you. I'll do laundry and cooking. I'll do whatever you want. I'd rather choke than vomit. I'm not alive. God, you thunder this bastard to death. "
Every time this happens, the village head's face turns red and his ears turn red. He wants to drill his head into his crotch. Where can he beat her again?
Naturally, she was scolding angrily, holding her from behind and dragging her home.
Then, the village head's wife is naturally a backhand, grabbing the man's face.
This is the only way that rural women use. Li Nanfang did not expect that the notorious peddler in the world would use it.
Listen, listen to what this smelly woman is crying about?
What's Li Nanfang? Li Nanfang, you son of a bitch who's been riding on me like digging a well for a long time. You've broken your hip bone in the middle of the night. When you walk, it's like eight characters. What's more, it breeds the seeds of evil for you. Are you still a person?
Fortunately, this is on a small desert island. Apart from Yang Renyao hiding in the thatched cottage and white peony sitting in a daze in the distance, there is no third melon eater. It's a bit of face for Li Nanfang.
But I can't cry like this all the time.
The more the smelly woman said, the more obscene the content was. After hearing this, Li Nanfang, a standard hooligan, wanted to be killed on the rocks.
"Come on, stop howling!"
When ham howled out, if he had a son, he would instigate him to be a bustard. If he had a daughter, he would stab the words "daughter of South China Li" on her buttocks. After going to the red light district to do business, boss Li collapsed completely and rushed over to cover her mouth.
But feel in front of a dark shadow hit, and then there is a fierce wind, rushed at the most vulnerable part of his below.
"Oh, be careful!"
When AI Wei'er's warning sound was still spreading in the air, Li Nanfang had quickly turned over.
In time, he dodged a piece of yellow sand from Hansa and kicked the Puyin foot.
This woman, worthy of being the leader of the peddler, can still make use of all the opportunities available to fight back when she is nearly broken down by Li Nanfang.
After Li Nanfang turned over and climbed up, he burst into a rage. Just as he was about to rush over again and strangle the shameless one, he saw her start to punch her in the stomach, shouting to fight that evil son out, and not to tarnish the holy hotbed she had left to God.
Li Nanfang is confused again.
No matter how tactful and decisive men are, there are not many ways to deal with women's desperation.
Hit her again?
You can't really kill her. After all, she's pregnant with his baby.
To persuade her?
Stop teasing. Who knows what the woman will do next.
Leave her alone?
No, I can't. what should I do if I really want to knock out the children?
Li NanFang's hard work in the middle of the night, hard to sow the seeds of hard work, is not in vain?
Just when Li Nanfang had nothing to do with Ham's desperation, AI Wei'er ran over in time and pulled him like walking in the Coconut Grove: "don't worry about her. The more you take care of her, the stronger she gets. "
Li Nanfang is not at ease, three steps back: "she really crazy self harm?"
"Just listen to me. I said it's OK, it's OK. I'm a woman. Don't I know what she thinks. You see, as long as you're gone and there's no more drama, she'll continue to perform when she's stupid. "
AI Wei'er sneered and dragged Li Nanfang to speed up his pace.
Sure enough, when they walked out more than ten meters away, ham stopped self mutilation and yelled at her: "whose man's belt is not tight, showing that you are a pretty little whore full of men, robbers and prostitutes, and you are in charge of my business!"
The identity that ham used to hide his tracks was the street girl.
The street girls all over the world are absolutely excellent at swearing.
Vicious, cruel and shameless.
Don't scold people to a head, hit dead on the pole, never give up.
AI Wei'er was scolded by Ham's incessant abusive remarks, and his whole body turned red. He clenched his lips, stomped his feet and released Li Nanfang.
Seeing that AI Wei'er is going to find ham, Li Nanfang grabs her.
AI Wei'er's delicate appearance should not be too good to end up rough with the peddler.
This beautiful, delicate, really want to be caught by ham, Li Nanfang will hurt to death.
However, AI Wei'er throws away Li Nanfang and walks towards ham.
Li Nanfang catches up quickly. He sees the cold light of the conspiracy in Ham's eyes. He knows that this woman is deliberately provoking AI Wei'er to destroy her face.
"Leave me alone."
AI Wei'er looked back at Li Nanfang with a very serious and inviolable attitude: "I know what I want to do."
Li Nanfang was shocked and had to let go.
He did not understand, Jiao Didi's white peony, to the black peony, which can get the confidence of the other party.
Next, Li Nanfang said that he has finally gained insight.
Walking two meters away from ham, Ivy stopped and looked at him coldly: "stand up."
Originally, after seeing her coming, ham wanted to find a chance to stand up.
Only stand up, can grasp the flower this disgusting face!
He patted the sand on his buttocks and wiped the blood on the corners of his mouth. Ham, full of fierce anger, turned his eyes back and forth on AI Wei'er's face and asked with a grim smile: "why, do you want to fight with me alone? that 's ok. As long as the son of a bitch around you doesn't interfere, whether it's on the ground or in the sea, you can choose the venue. "
However, AI Wei'er turned his lips and said with disdain, "ham, what's your education background?"
Ham, who is ready to tear at any time with high morale, is obviously stunned and asks: "what do you mean?"
"Don't you just want to motivate me to fight with you alone? Yes, I promise you
Ai Wei Er put his hands around his chest, raised his chin slightly, looked down on ham with a queen like look: "and I promise Li Nanfang will never mind. But the premise is that you have to answer all my questions below. "
"Ai Wei'er"
Li Nanfang was startled.
However, he did not see that avier was sure that he would win the single challenge against ham.
AI Wei'er, however, waves his hand and interrupts his dissuasion, signaling him to leave it alone.
"Li Nanfang, you really don't care?"
Ham was overjoyed and looked at Li Nanfang.
I'm stupid to watch you hurt her.
Li Nanfang sneered in his heart, but he nodded helplessly.
"That's fine. I hope that as a man, you will keep your word. Otherwise, I curse your future sons and daughters. They are all men and women. "
Ham's vicious curse made Li Nanfang want to kill him.
I feel that there are so many women who are willing to give birth to him anyway, and it seems that I don't have to care too much about the survival of some evil breed——
"Well, you can say it now."
After he ran Li Nanfang with words, ham was too lazy to disguise. His hands closed, his head swayed from left to right, and his fingers and neck joints all made a slight click.
In fact, ham is also a Sanda master, three or five guys don't want to get close.
It's just that the enemies she meets these days, either Yang Xiao or Li Nanfang, make her unable to show her superior demeanor. She has to play the abused smelly socks.
Now, a delicate white peony, actually want to fight with her alone——
This ha ha, if even Ai Wei Er is not sure, then what face does she have to live?
"Or that question, what's your education background?"
"Arthur graduated from university."
Ham has a proud face.
Yasser university is a university in a county in the three islands of England. Although it has no international reputation, it is also a local famous university.
Ham is proud, that's because she is the most educated one in the organization for thousands of years.
AI Wei'er nodded, indicating that he had heard of the school, and asked, "have you ever obtained a degree?"
"No
Ham sneered: "ha ha, my beauty president, do you think that the human trafficking industry still needs a bullshit degree?"
"Before I got married, I was a doctor in economics at Cambridge University," aver said, ignoring Ham's sarcasm
Cambridge University, which is one of the most famous universities in the world.
The Ph.D. degree in economics is even more frightening.
As long as you can get this certificate, no matter where you go to work, you will not be able to consider a job with an annual salary of less than 3 million US dollars.
"Hehe, you're Dr. Cambridge, so what?"
Ham disdained to curl his lips: "degree certificate, can it be used as a bank card brush?"
Ai Wei Er ignored her question and asked, "what did your ancestors do, you know?"
"How about the police checking the household registration?"
Ham was a little impatient, but in order to compete with her, he said, "my ancestors, of course, are also human traffickers."
Avril's right thumb pointed back to her chin: "my father is a councillor from Birmingham County, the British Isles. My grandfather, when he was young, had followed Mr. Churchill, beaten the Germans, and worshipped the major general. My grandfather's father, when he was thirty-seven years old, had been awarded the LORD by her Majesty the queen. My grandfather's grandfather -- "
After listening to AI Wei'er's words, ham laughed and looked very obscene: "Oh, it turns out that this beautiful woman who is naked in front of East Asians and can be ridden by others is the queen of a famous family. Tut Tut, look at your Naizi. It's been gnawed like this. Do you feel that it is harmful to the supreme glory of your ancestors? "