A famous news program in China has been carefully interpreted by good people, and finally summed up three sentences.
In the first ten minutes, the leader was very busy.
In the middle ten minutes, the people in China are very happy.
In the last ten minutes, people abroad were living in dire straits.
This seems to be a law that will not change for thousands of years, but it has been rewritten today.
In the last ten minutes, there were foreign people living happily.
"Adhering to the spirit of promoting friendship between the two countries from generation to generation, Mr. Yeh Shen will marry Miss Shen Yun Tsai, who is known as the little princess of South Korea, at 10 a.m. tomorrow. The people of South Korea will finally usher in the beginning of a happy life."
Such a piece of news was sent back to China through the Embassy in South Korea with photos of Mr. Ye Shen and Miss Shen yunzai's true love kiss, and then broadcast by the official news.
This is the "talisman" that Ambassador Liu promised to Li Nanfang.
Ambassador Liu loves Li Nanfang very much. Ever since he heard that "whether he can safely return to China depends on you", he tried every means to create a safe environment.
If South Korean extremists and South Korean extremists in China want to harass Mr. Yeh Shen, they must consider in advance whether they can withstand the anger of the Chinese people.
It's hard to come up with a "national hero" who can deal with foreign high-end women. The Chinese people must hold Ye Shen up to Gao Gao.
In particular, the video that Comrade Ye Shen was forced to ask by reporters, after simple editing, also spread on the Internet, and countless people applauded.
"See, this is the real man!"
"Hahaha, the people of South Korea are going to be happy, and the little princess of South Korea is going to have a good sex. Let's celebrate."
"It's silly for those reporters to keep their eyes shut. No matter how many questions you ask, can you rush up and kiss me. This ye Shen has urine. I'm taking it! "
At an international forum, Chinese netizens sent congratulatory messages to South Korean comrades.
But in the end, it was a stunning sentence.
"Yeh Shen is actually from South Korea."
South Koreans, who have always been arrogant, have always inherited their shameless tradition.
No matter what, first take it over and say it's your own, and then look for some marginal evidence.
Qu Yuan was theirs 2000 years ago, Li Bai was theirs 1000 years ago, Sun Wukong was theirs 500 years ago, and ye Shen is theirs now.
They are eager to turn over Yeh Shen's family tree and find evidence that he is also a South Korean.
If you can't find the genealogy, start with Ye Shen's appearance.
There are even people who take a positive photo of Yeh Shen and break up his facial features to analyze their similarities with South Koreans one by one.
There is a lot of noise on the Internet.
Then, the "amulet" created by Ambassador Liu sincerely for Li Nanfang turned into a "life threatening charm".
"Shen Yun is here! I'm going to kill her
Accompanied by a loud bang, the parasol tree case hit the wall against the wall. Yueh Zitong was not enough. He lifted his feet to bring back the case and kicked out again.
I have to say that Zonggang has taken great pains.
The table he found for president Yue is light enough and hard enough. It's definitely a good choice to vent his anger.
"Wow, it's really handsome. It turns out that Li Nanfang is like this when he kisses. He has never had a chance to observe carefully before. "
Helan Xiaoxin's crazy praise immediately distracts the master-in-law's attention from the table.
See the new sister holding a tablet computer, up and down, left and right, almost no dead angle to study the photo that quickly made her mad.
What can Yue Zitong do?
Of course, I grabbed the tablet and smashed it on the wall.
"Helan Xiaoxin, it's time. He's going to have a wedding with other women. You're still concerned about whether that scum is handsome or not!"
Yue Zitong's roar, if it can form a sound wave, can absolutely shatter all the glass products in the house.
Fortunately, the master-in-law has never practiced the skill of lion roaring.
So Helan Xiaoxin just rubbed his ears a little to relieve the tingling on the eardrum. He looked at the broken tablet and his eyes were full of regret: "it's a pity, I haven't seen enough."
"Helan Xiaoxin!"
"Well, well, I'll get down to business. Zitong, it's useless for you to be angry. What else can we do? "
Helan Xiaoxin spread out her hands to show her innocence.
The fact is very clear, if they can go to South Korea and get Li Nanfang back, they will not wait until now.
In other words, they will not watch Li Nanfang go to South Korea.
New sister is very clear, people certainly can not get back, can only stay here to send the most sincere blessing. Or, study if they kiss Li Nanfang like the one in the photo.
The new sister can recognize the reality clearly, but the master-in-law will not. The master-in-law will only do what he thinks after he is angry.
"What can we do, of course, is to get Li Nanfang back. In any case, we can't watch him be fascinated by Shen yunzai's fox spirit, let alone let them get married. Immediately arrange a plane to take me to South Korea! "
While venting his anger, Yue Zitong went to find the clothes he needed for his trip.
Helan Xiaoxin blinked. She really didn't want to pay attention to the woman who was dazzled by anger, but she couldn't ignore it.
"Zitong, calm down and think about who didn't let you go to South Korea."
There is no need to say more, as long as the key point of the problem, naturally all contradictions can be solved.
Just now, I still wanted to kill Yue Zitong in South Korea. After hearing this, I was stunned.
Then the poor Wutong wood case was again brought back, and again hit the wall hard and whining.
"No, I can't stand it this time! Mobile phone, call me jinghongming, call jinghongming
Yue Zitong is like a fiery lion. Her mobile phone is clearly in her hand, but it is ignored. The whole person runs around the room aimlessly.
Helan Xiaoxin is so nervous that she hides the new mobile phone she just bought under her buttocks. She leans over and grabs Yue Zitong's mobile phone in her hand.
"Zitong, are you sure you want to call director Jing Hong? Or do you want to send someone to fight director Jing Hong? "
"Call!"
"Good."
Helan Xiaoxin looked down at the mobile phone, did not dare to use the boring stem of beating the phone, and continued to stir up Yue Zitong's anger. Quickly find out the contact information of Jing Hongming and dial in the past.
"Hello."
Jing Hongming's voice came, and He Lan Xiaoxin rushed to present his mobile phone to Yue Zitong.
The runaway master-in-law finally stopped, took a deep breath, took the mobile phone, and said: "Jinghong Shishu, I'm Yue Zitong."
"Zitong? It's so late. What can I do for you? "
"Li Nanfang is getting married."
Yue Zitong's tone is very calm at the moment, as if he was expounding an ordinary event that has nothing to do with her.
He Lan Xiaoxin sat next to him. Seeing Yue Zitong like this, he felt a certain foreboding in his heart. Take advantage of it not to notice, hold own mobile phone, shrink into the corner away from each other.
Helan Xiaoxin's action at the same time, the two ends of the phone are experiencing a short silence.
After the silence, Jing Hongming's voice rang: "OK, I know."
"You know? You know what it means. Do you think I'm calling you to inform you of this. Li Nanfang is going to marry someone else and stay in South Korea! Jinghong Shishu, if you didn't allow me to go to South Korea, how could he be trapped by other women. Now, as the head of the Shen family, I order you to agree to go to South Korea immediately and stop their wedding! "
Yue Zitong broke out.
Just now that kind of insipid calm, can more highlight her at the moment of rage.
Even if Jing Hongming was on the opposite side, she scolded him impolitely, even put on the airs of the owner and gave orders to the tenth uncle of Jing Hongming.
At the same time, she also fell into a violent state again, pacing back and forth in the room. Everything in front of her was kicked away.
Helan Xiaoxin covered her chest and congratulated herself. Fortunately, I was smart and could hide quickly. Otherwise, it would be unthinkable.
When the master in law loses his temper, Jing Hongming can only listen, but when she loses her temper, the tone on the other end of the phone is still tepid: "Zitong, please be calm, I will pay attention to this matter."
Ding, Jing Hongming actively ended the call.
He Lan Xiaoxin, who had been observing the development of the situation in the corner, was stunned for a moment, then closed his eyes, covered his ears, and silently counted three numbers in his heart: "one, two, three."
"Ah
Yue Zitong burst out with a long roar, and the huge sound wave almost overturned the roof.
The Wutong wood case was turned over in the past, and a mobile phone was also intimately contacted with the wall after that.
"I don't care. I'm going to South Korea. I'm going to stop Li Nanfang from marrying other women!"
Yue Zitong roared and walked out the door.
People will do some irrational actions in the fury, but as long as someone dissuades them a little, those irrational things will never come true.
Helan Xiaoxin blinks, knowing that it's time for her to appear.
"Zitong, you wait."
"What are you waiting for?"
"Even if you go to South Korea, it's impossible to take our, oh, your man back. Don't forget, he has lost his memory
He Lan Xiaoxin's cry stopped Yue Zitong's steps.
But the master-in-law is full of anger and unwilling at the moment, how can she accept her fate because of her words, and willingly watch her man marry another woman.
"I don't care, even if he lost his memory. I'll go and get him back. That's right
"But if he doesn't know you, he doesn't want to come back with you. So can you still take him? If he is not voluntary, no one can force him. "
He lanxiaoxin, a smart minded man, can always analyze the problems thoroughly and speak words that people can't refute.
Yue Zitong was silent.
And then she collapsed.
Just after a moment of physical and mental relaxation, she straightened up again, showing a concentrated expression, turned her head and gave a charming smile to Helan Xiaoxin: "new sister, come here for a while."
At that time, the new sister in the corner of the wall became nervous. She only felt a chill in her whole body. For a moment, she hated why she had to talk too much. Just now, it was not good for her to let the master-in-law rush out of the door.
"Zi and Zitong, you can say what you want. It's good for us to communicate like this."
"I told you to come here!"
"Good, good."
Helan Xiaoxin lost his temper. He got up and walked to Yue Zitong as fast as he could. He trembled and asked, "Zitong, what do you want to do?"
"You're so smart, don't you know what I'm thinking?"
The master-in-law's fingers slide gently on Helan Xiaoxin's neck, which is provocative.
But the new sister was so scared that she stood up and cried out, "ah, I know!"