I don't know when the communication between people has been fragmented by all kinds of jokes on the Internet.

For example, when someone says, "let me ask you a question.".

Usually, there are all kinds of routine answers, and they are the first to respond.

For example.

I have.

No money.

Not accepted.

I forgive you.

We'll pay the rent together next month.

There is no discount for new products, no member price.

I'll save my mother first, and then I'll die with you.

Wait, wait, wait.

As a modern youth, Li Nanfang has been familiar with this routine for a long time, and can give 18 kinds of answers without repetition in one minute.

But he stood in front of Yang Xiao, the woodlouse devil.

If you use this form to communicate, no matter whether Yang Xiao can understand the meaning of those answers, he is most likely to break the neck of the person who answers the question.

Therefore, Li Nanfang didn't think about those out of tune aspects at all.

He also firmly believed that Yang Xiao could not ask those vulgar questions.

But things are always changing.

Yang Xiao unexpectedly asked such a long time ago rotten Street question.

According to Li NanFang's intelligence quotient, he had already understood in that moment, as long as he said "loved".

How simple and clear, you can get full marks.

But the problem is——

Go to your uncle, Yang Xiao, a man, a man!

What do you mean by asking this question?

Laozi Li Nanfang, you can't love a man!

Especially when he saw that Yang Xiao's eyes were full of affectionate eyes, Li Nanfang felt a disgusting feeling from the bottom of his heart.

Nausea to even retch action can not do, can only be sitting there, staring at Yang Xiao's eyes, thoroughly petrified.

"Do you love me or not?"

Yang Xiao spoke again, his tone full of urgency.

Li Nanfang swallowed hard and asked: "do you really have short sleeve affection and Longyang addiction?"

"No

"Why do you ask such a bullshit question, you are still not a man?"

"No

"Ah?"

For the first time in his life, Li Nanfang felt that his brain was not enough.

He was silent again for a long time before he finally got a clear idea.

That is Yang Xiao standing here, telling him clearly that he is not a man.

At that moment, the first thing that came into Li NanFang's mind was his experience in the ancient city of Shule. He clearly remembered that when he doubted why Yang Xiao's Kung Fu was so abnormal, he guessed that the devil had already lost his man.

Is that true?

"Li Nanfang, put away your dirty thoughts."

Yang Xiao angrily scolded Li Nanfang. After he shocked Li Nanfang, he immediately laughed and said, "I'll give you a cup of tea. Think about my question. After a cup of tea, I'll get the answer. I hope you can give me a satisfactory answer. "

With these words, Yang Xiao turned his head and faced the front.

He didn't speak, but Li Nanfang was more worried.

As for the question just now, it is obvious that no matter how much time he is given, the answer is the same.

Yang Xiao must have understood.

Why still insist on let him think about it, get a cup of tea, what will happen to the extraordinary things?

"Unless you can change from a man to a woman all at once."

Li Nanfang was silent for a long time before he said this.

Yes, that's his attitude.

Boss Li will only love women in his life, and is a beautiful woman. He can never have such feelings for a man.

Whether Yang Xiao is really short sleeve, or really physical defects, it is not in the scope of Li NanFang's emotional pay.

He is really worried, in order to survive, simply say "loved" two words, Yang Xiao will happily take him to the place called flame valley.

Then, then, he did not dare to think.

A scholar prefers death to humiliation.

If Yang Xiao really did that, Li Nanfang would rather kill himself.

Well, this attitude is firm enough.

But never thought, Yang Xiao after hearing his words, unexpectedly laughed.

I had a great laugh.

One foot gently under the foot of the snow monster, so that the monster forward wandering speed has become a lot faster.

Cold winter in the northern hemisphere brings polar night in the Arctic circle.

No matter how long the polar night lasts, as long as you go south and leave the Arctic Circle, you can see the existence of day.

Li Nanfang took a plane to feel the northernmost tip of Siberia in the early morning of the night before, and then took an icebreaker there, which took three hours to reach Crete.

Then, the whole mission to capture Crete lasted a long time, but actually it took only two or three hours.

Then get out of there in the transport ship that the snow monster turned into.

Generally speaking, Beijing time should be eight or nine in the morning.

And the direction Yang Xiao chose to leave was absolutely a straight line area with the flaming valley.

There is a plane that Li Muchen has arranged for a long time. Take the plane to the inland of China. The next step is to walk dozens of kilometers of mountain road and return to flame valley.

Therefore, along the way, Li Nanfang can definitely witness some special natural landscape with his own eyes.

It is near the Arctic circle that there is a line between day and night.

Standing there, anyone can feel the wonderful feeling that the left hand is the day, the right hand is the night, and the hand controls the sun, the moon and the universe.

It was just after a cup of tea that Yang Xiao said that they came to the position of the dividing line between day and night.

The snow monster stopped.

Like a anchored ship, it stops slightly on the sea covered by night.

And in front of the naked eye is the vast land of Siberia under the sun.

When Yang Xiao saw such a magical police officer for the first time, he couldn't help taking a deep breath and muttering to himself: "I always don't understand why there is such a saying that the sun and the moon are on the same day.

Now it seems that what the ancients said is reasonable after all.

Li Nanfang.

Are you clear? "

Yang Xiao's emotion, in fact, is to pave the way for the last question.

Yang Xiao is the most nervous about what kind of answer Li Nanfang can give.

She is Yang's coffin. No matter whether she looks male or female, she has only one heart and one mind.

Once upon a time, in order to get Li NanFang's love, she worked hard to design a series of wonderful things.

For Li NanFang's sake, he pretends to be a fool.

For Li Nanfang, like a seven or eight year old girl, she yelled at the scum uncle and looked at him with childlike innocence.

After that, she made zhanxingshen look like her, just to have that man day and night.

She gave so much.

And he didn't know.

Often aware of this, Yang Xiao felt how meaningless his efforts were.

Only by putting all the truth in front of her can she deeply understand Li NanFang's mind.

It's important for her.

Just a word from Li Nanfang, she can make a real choice between the thousand year plan of flame Valley and the love she couldn't get from Xuanyuan.

At this moment, for Yang Xiao, it is a very solemn moment.

But Li Nanfang didn't know this. He only felt that Yang Xiao was a psychopath. He didn't know what he had done before.

Just now.

Do you really think that his sexual orientation can be changed after sailing for such a short time and seeing the magical landscape with clear boundaries between day and night?

Don't joke. Yang Xiao's IQ is more and more incredible.

"As I said just now, don't ask me that question unless you can change from a man to a woman. You make me feel sick

What's boss Li saying?

Is it a sense of awe inspiring righteousness, full of noble righteousness.

Is it possible to highlight his fearless spirit of not caring about life and death for the sake of being a man.

If a young girl comes here, she will be convinced by Laozi's character of "wealth can't be lewd, poverty can't be moved, and power can't be subdued".

Li Nanfang admires himself. In the face of Yang Xiao, he can say such tough words.

But soon, he could not hold his breath.

I can't even breathe.

"Li Nanfang, remember what you said and give me an accurate answer."

Yang Xiao's voice falls, the snow monster under them starts again.

It's just a hundred meters away, and it's quickly crossed.

The sunlight slanted from the East and dazzled Li Nanfang for a while.

When he finally got used to the existence of light, he looked up again and saw that under the sunshine, his long black hair was shining.

The face under the long hair is so delicate and refined.

Li Nanfang can conclude that if we push forward 30 years, all the women of Hong Kong sister, Asian sister and miss world, who can escape the laurel, will not be as beautiful as the woman in front of us.

More importantly, he knew the woman.

"Coffin?"

Li Nanfang told the name subconsciously, then he counted down all his sweat and hair, moved back in disbelief, and cried out: "you, Yang coffin, how can you be here. Where's Yang Xiao? Where's Yang Xiao? "

"I'm Yang Xiao, and I'm Yang's coffin. That's what you said. I've changed from a man to a woman."

It seems that the harsh voice of sandpaper rubbing on the glass is the key to make many people feel sorry for the flaws of Yang coffin.

Li Nanfang has long been used to the sound of Yang's coffin.

Even once upon a time, on the bed, he said that this voice could make him feel different and more sour as a man.

But the problem is, it's not about sound at all!

Li Nanfang was lying on the snow monster's generous back and completely lost his speech ability.

When he faced the question of "do you love me" of Yang Xiao, he guessed that the devil is not a real man.

He guessed the beginning, but not the end.

He never thought that Yang Xiao was not a man, but such a "no".

This is unscientific and unreasonable!

Full of shock, Yang coffin walked gently to Li NanFang's side.

The snow monster in the Xuanyuan King's instruction, the parking position is very clever, just in the division line of day and night.

Therefore, when Yang's coffin squatted down and came close to Li Nanfang, it was enough for her to be in the day and half in the night.

There is a clear distinction between silver and black hair.

Men's fortitude and women's tenderness echo each other.

A "face of yin and Yang", which even Xuanyuan himself had not witnessed, was very clearly displayed in front of Li Nanfang.

Li Nanfang wants to faint.

I want to get rid of this indescribable inner shock.

However, just like the old saying of Castle Peak.

Dizziness can't be regarded as death. You can't hide in the rice field if you want to get grass.

His physical quality determines that he is not so easy to pass out.

Naturally you can hear Yang Xiao's serious question: "Li Nanfang, do you love me or not?"