As the old saying goes: "food can be eaten, words can not be said."
Take the white girl in front of her, who looks like a student. She broke one of Li NanFang's most secret identities, took videos and tweeted, shouting that she had caught the Black Ghost.
This really made Li Nanfang collapse.
what are you doing?
Making movies or playing with kids?
Without waiting for Li Nanfang to say anything, the white girl quickly suspended the video, turned her head to his ear and said, "brother Black Ghost, please help. I'm also a killer. My trumpet is wanrenmi girl. I'm a whiteboard level killer on the of killer platform. It's not easy to meet you as a big star. You must help me. "
Li Nanfang completely collapsed.
What kind of special whiteboard killer.
Since the of killer platform has gradually become popular, in those evil western countries in Europe and the United States, a group of bad boys and girls have spontaneously organized a small of killer forum.
God knows what boring people are in the forum.
Often include the killer's mission action record, teach bad children.
There are even forum organizers, who have set up some special forums.
This so-called "whiteboard" is actually the active members of the forum.
It's thousands of miles away from the real killer, but I often send some strange videos on the forum to show off what real killer they have contact with.
Just the shameless thing of Ye Xiaodao.
Often mixed in this small forum, occasionally exposed the identity of the gold medal killer, attracted a few ignorant girls, and finally reduced to Dao Ye's bed.
At the beginning, Li Nanfang vowed,
But one day, he has the invincible hacker technology, and the first thing to destroy is this evil little killer forum.
It's a disaster in the world to poison ignorant girls with such things.
Unfortunately, his wish many years ago was likely to come true last night, but he forgot all about it.
Let's look at the current situation.
80% of them are white girls in front of them. They have already known the identity of the Black Ghost through the forum. Only when they meet here by chance can they behave so special.
"Idol, you can help. Our forum has published a reward task, as long as you can take a picture with the Black Ghost, you can upgrade to be the forum administrator. "
Li Nanfang is still thinking.
The young girl was coquettish, took two pairs of soft things in front of her chest and rubbed his arms hard.
She's at your disposal as long as you agree to her request.
What else can Li Nanfang say.
It's only a sigh. Fortunately, Huaxia didn't have these harmful things. At the same time, he reached into the girl's neckline to get some benefits and nodded his head.
These days, which girl does not cherish spring, and which youth does not pursue stars.
As an idol, there should be an idol.
Little fan's request, that must be agreed.
With his silent nod, the girl cheered, and a red lip was printed on his face.
This foreign woman is open, in public, say kiss.
It's like a little aunt. It's just nice to talk about, but there's no actual action at all.
By the way, auntie.
Suddenly, he thought that there was an unruly woman here. Li Nanfang felt guilty for a while and subconsciously looked at Yue Zitong.
Fortunately, aunt Yue is in the extreme excitement of accepting the southern club. She doesn't find her dear nephew doing anything immoral with a strange woman.
Li Nanfang wanted to steal the cat, not found, in a good mood.
Can be cold, I feel a thing on the legs.
The girl who claimed to be a "million people fan" directly sat in his arms.
For two or three minutes, Li Nanfang knows that it's not easy to be a star or an idol.
The girl burst out in various postures, taking pictures and videos.
As a whole, Li Nanfang can't even distinguish his own hands and feet.
As soon as he showed any impatience, the girl immediately put her red lips together and gave her a kiss.
This makes him feel embarrassed to refuse.
Fortunately, there is a limit to everything.
In the end, Li Nanfang held the girl's bag and made a gesture of letting go, satisfying the girl's wish to catch the Black Ghost. At last, it was over.
"Idol, thank you. These photos and videos are enough for me to be respected by thousands of people on the of killer platform. "
"Ha, congratulations. How can you untie your bag from me? "
"No, idol. I still have a friend who's not here. She's a big fan of you, too. "
"What else?"
"That's a beautiful woman more beautiful than me."
"All right."
Li Nanfang sighed silently, and his eyes naturally fell on Yue Zitong, who was still handling business.
Just in the past few minutes, he has felt the murderous eyes cast by Aunt Yue several times.
I believe that when she finished her work, she would make all kinds of wild inquiries, and he would have to explain the origin of this white girl clearly.
The problem is, Li Nanfang didn't expect to meet fans here.
But then again, what's a bad girl from a Western evil country doing in China?
And what's in her travel bag? How can she feel unusual.
Li Nanfang slowly lowered his head and looked at the bag in his arms.
Just now, this thing was used as a prop for taking photos and tied to him.
A girl's way of binding people is very tender. With Li NanFang's skill, she can easily open the strap of her travel bag without any effort.
But it's also because she looks weak. It's hard to imagine how she lifted it. It's a big package weighing 50 Jin.
Li Nanfang began to feel that something was wrong again.
There was no room for him to think.
The white girl who just uploaded the photo to the Internet Forum over there, looking back, was suppressing the huge excitement and asked in a low voice: "idol, what do you do in this bank. Is there any special task you need me to help you with? "
"Oh, oh.
Comrade wanrenmi, although you are an international friend, I am not in charge of you.
But I still want to say one thing.
Don't learn useless things at a young age.
Can't you be a useful person to the society in the future if you go to school honestly and learn knowledge.
Don't you think it's very unreliable to regard killers as idols.
And -- "
At the moment, Li Nanfang incarnated as an educator and launched a fairly orthodox ideological education of Chinese style.
Unfortunately, in the face of a white girl, these things are completely useless.
The girl didn't listen to him at all, and even before he finished, the other party turned to the outside of the hall of the bank and exclaimed excitedly, "idol, my friend is here. You wait here. Don't run. The three of us are going to take pictures together. "
As the voice fell, she hopped and ran out of the bank gate.
The small cartoon backpack fully proves that the girl still has a huge childlike innocence.
With the shaking of the backpack, the back waist position between the upper navel dress and the lower low waist shorts is revealed, and the small scorpion tattoo in dark green is looming, which makes the white girl's round look more sexy.
Well, it's better to be young.
Being young means being energetic. You can hope for everything in your life and never worry about anything.
It seems that Laozi is really old.
How many times did I go through life and death, I didn't lose hope for life.
Just because I was scared by the black dragon last night, I began to arrange the future.
It seems that we must adjust our mentality to deal with all kinds of things that may happen in the future. We can't think of death when we are in trouble. Then we really don't have to live well.
God knows what's wrong with Li NanFang's brain circuit.
Just met a star girl, let him have such a big feeling of life.
However, sentiment is only a small piece of work.
His attention was completely attracted by a group of people who appeared outside the gate.
The white girl ran out to meet the same white girl.
As like as two peas, they look exactly alike.
When the two girls stood together, one of them raised his hand to this side, and the other looked over with surprise.
Seeing such a situation, Li NanFang's adrenaline began to burst out.
Horse hooves!
Or white skin foreign girl twins.
You know, twins are definitely all men's dreams.
If, if——
Li Nanfang subconsciously looks at Aunt Yue. Suddenly, he hopes that after the transfer procedure of the woman's half bowl of Nanfang club, she can run to see the asset with a silly smile and not pay attention to his whereabouts.
As soon as Yue Zitong leaves, Li Nanfang will be able to realize the twins' wish.
But will Yue Zitong walk alone so easily?
It doesn't matter.
Aunt Yue can't go, but second.
The point is not to let the twins run.
Li Nanfang, with bright eyes, turned back to look outside the bank gate.
The white girl twins came in.
Along with them were four or five big men in cartoon suits.
Should it be a group of international students studying and working in China?
Are all those bulging suits filled with pretty girls?
Li NanFang's skewness is more and more boundless.
I just feel that those people will come to him soon and tell him the answer.
Who knows, things didn't seem to develop in the direction he expected.
When the twin girls led a group of cartoon characters into the bank to be interrogated by the security guard at the door, the first girl who was a fan of ten thousand people hopped to the gate connecting the bank hall and the ATM window.
Before long, the girl came back bouncing, waving to Li Nanfang from a distance, and quickly ran to the elevator entrance leading to the office area upstairs.
When she came back to the hall, she threw something into the garbage cans around the hall one by one with an excited smile on her face.
It was not until the bulging cartoon backpack completely collapsed that the girl ran back.
"Black Ghost idol, I'm really troubling you. My sister said, "we still have a task. After the task is finished, I'll come and have a good chat with you."
"Mission?"
Li Nanfang frowned slightly.
The white girl's face is harmless to people and animals, but what she says is so awkward.
Especially when she bent over, opened the travel bag that was tied to Li Nanfang, reached out and took out something like a remote control, and reached out to install the battery on the remote control, the strange smile appeared on her face.
Li Nanfang finally felt that the current situation was not so simple.
Unfortunately, it's too late to say anything at this time.
"Idol, let me show you something funny."
The white girl said something, blocking her ears with one hand, and holding the remote control in the other hand, she aimed at the garbage can beside the lobby manager, just like a child who set off firecrackers to show others.
The next moment.
Boom.
The garbage can burst.