As soon as Shen Qingwu sat down next to Yang Xiao, he was asked where he was sitting.
She looked back and saw that it was a fake cousin.
Where are you sitting?
Wocao, do you really think that if I kneel down and offer a cup of tea, I will treat you as my cousin?
You sit down and get out of here!
It turns out that Shen Qingwu is the kind of person who breaks down a bridge by crossing a river. She gives a silent sneer. She is about to wink at Niuhuang and ask him to take away the fake cousin. She and ye Xiaodao, who is sitting opposite her, suddenly cough and walk up to the stairs.
Shen Qingwu immediately understood and said something to Yang Xiao with a cute smile. Then she went over with her wedding dress.
As soon as she got to the corner of the second floor, her smile disappeared, her hands around her chest, looking at Ye Xiaodao: "why, ye Xiaodao, your mouth itches again? You can't fart in person. You have to come here. If this is misunderstood, I have an affair with you and ruined my reputation, do you want to live? "
Ye Xiaodao immediately raised his hand, touched his cheek and said, "Hey, Shen Qingwu."
"Shen Qingwu is the name you can call?"
"Miss Shen."
"You are satirizing me. Are you the same as those hypocrites of the Shen family?"
"Master Shen, are you in the head office?"
"You are satirizing me face to face. You are a beggar!"
Shen Qingwu gritted his teeth and began to shake his wrist to warm up.
In the past, ye Xiaodao, who was invincible in fighting with women or doing anything, completely collapsed: "grandma Shen, are you satisfied now?"
Shen Qingwu nodded: "good grandson, if you have any fart, let it go. First of all, it stinks. I'll smack your mouth. "
Ye Xiaodao didn't care about being cheated by this woman, but said quickly, "I think you just want to drive away the fake lady, that's not good. You don't want to think, so many people at the scene saw you and Yang Xiao kneeling to give him a toast. In the end, what do you think if you let someone drive him away? "
"Cut, I don't care what they think of me."
Although Shen Qingwu has a hard tongue, he thinks that what Dao ye said is very reasonable.
"All right. I've said all I have to say. That's all. You can do it yourself. "
With that, ye Xiaodao quickly steps down the stairs.
"Oh, you dare to shake your face with me. I'm used to you, but there's some truth in what this guy says. "
Shen Qingwu touched his chin and pondered for a moment. He felt that it was no big deal to let the fake cousin sit on the middle table, just having a meal.
But when she returned to the hall, she found that something really happened.
When she was called by Ye Xiaodao to talk on the other side of the stairs, the damn fake cousin actually sat in her seat!
Did he not see her sitting there?
Or silly, did not see that seat, the left is the bridegroom, the right is the bridesmaid, can only sit by the bride?
Shen Qingwu immediately filled with anger, quickly walked to the table, reached out and pinched the fake cousin's neck. Just about to throw him out, he let out a scream.
The scream was loud as a cloud
All of a sudden, it attracted everyone's attention in the hall.
Even the old woman who forced an old man to spit out her false teeth was shocked by the scream and looked up in a hurry.
Then, everyone heard the bride's cousin tremble and ask: "big, big niece, do you not want your uncle to sit in the main seat?"
I not only don't want you to sit at the table, but also want to kill you!
Shen Qingwu secretly scolded him, but under the gaze of countless eyes, he immediately laughed like a flower and said in a soft voice: "uncle, how do you say that? Today, you are the only one in my family. If you don't sit at the main table, where else can you sit? "
Shen Qingwu, who wants to save face, doesn't want anyone to think that she is a despicable person.
Although, she is such a person indeed
Her cousin shivered and asked, "well, then why do you pinch my neck?"
Shen lightly dances a Leng, return really hard to explain, how she suddenly pinches "cousin" of the neck.
Fortunately, ye Xiaodao stood up in time and said, "her cousin, the bride is massaging you to show her sincere filial piety."
Shen Qingwu said: "ah, yes. Uncle, this is a massage for you. "
"Good boy, good filial boy. Can you press both hands? Uncle, I've just fallen into bed these days. "
Her cousin immediately tearfully moved, raised his glass to the guests: "today, as the bride's family, I suggest you raise your glass together to wish her a happy wedding and a happy life."
Those old people and old women are carrying big red envelopes in their arms and eating more than 10000 dinner noodles. The bride and uncle, please join us in congratulating the new couple. Of course, we have to support them.
Drinking, drinking.
Drink without drinking.
Drink water if you have diarrhea.
In a word, all the guests raised their glasses and congratulated the couple on their happiness.
Shen Qingwu's anger is much less.
It's a good thing to receive so many blessings when you marry your sweetheart.
What's the matter
How can fake cousins be respected?
For various reasons, I invited you one after another for 12 times.
And every reason is so full that it makes people feel that if they don't drink, they are sorry for heaven and earth
Even the brides, who were hired with a lot of money, soon turned red.
But the bride, who should drink the most, could only smile like a filial son and a virtuous grandson under the gaze of thousands of people. She stood behind a fake cousin and gently pinched her shoulder and beat her back.
Finally, when the fake cousin's invitation was over, Shen Qingwu was relieved and ready to remind him in a quiet voice. When he quickly went away, he saw this guy raise his glass and say to the bridegroom Yang Xiao, "come on, young man, let's have a drink. I have something to say to you
He and the bridegroom have a few drinks. If they have something to say, why should they put their arms around Yang Xiao's neck and put their heads together?
You're looking for death!
Dare to Yang Xiao Shen light dance so surprised, hurriedly hold fake cousin's neck, the second time to throw him out, but see Yang Xiao quietly waved her hand, motioned her not to be impulsive.
Shen Qingwu's eyes immediately floated the water mist of moving.
Yang Xiao is definitely the proudest woman in the world.
Except for the scum in her family and the children under seven years old, even a male fly would be dead if anyone touched her.
But now, in order to avoid Shen Qingwu's face, she knows that a cousin is a fake. She not only kneels down to offer him tea, but also forgives him for his "humble" offence.
"How can I repay you, the one I love."
When leader Shen's tears finally flow down, he doesn't know that Yang Xiao is trying his best to endure the tears. He listens to the sounds of nature with a cool smile on his face, but he is drunk in the dark and enjoys the hug he has not seen for a long time.
"Tonight, you find a room to wait for me. Let me have a good check. Is my wife thin or fat
Although Yang Xiao had been used to this guy's mouth for more than two years after living in seclusion with Li Renzha, he was still a little shy when he heard him say this again half a year later. He quietly stretched out his hand and twisted it under his ribs.
Jing Hongming, sitting on the left side of Yang Xiao as the principal of marriage, sighed in her heart that "Alas, she is still a woman in front of Li Nanfang". She really can't stand this kind of reunion. She secretly flirts with each other, takes out her mobile phone and pretends to call. She leaves the banquet and walks quickly to the door of the hall.
Shen Qingwu, standing behind him, seized his chair.
"How do I feel that Shen Qingwu is very poor now?"
Jing Hongming, who came to the door of the hall, looked back and muttered to himself.