"Yes, if Ernie loses, you'll be my sister one day in front of everyone. You'll wake me up in her tone in the morning, buy me breakfast and order me takeout at noon.

The same is true at night. Before I go to bed, bake the bathing water for me, and the mask of Ernie is also given to me. All day long, Ernie, you must give me honorific words, and I can speak to you.

Just imagining such a picture, sun Zhouyan felt a burst of dark and cool, and ugly pictures emerged in front of him.

Life theater, play Title: one day after exchanging identity with my sister.

Starring: sun Zhouyan (sister, actually sister), Jin Jijing (sister, actually sister).

BGM: self generated, because I don't know what the name is and everywhere.

Woo woo ~ ~ (please consciously enter the beginning of Han Zong classic in station B. I'm an extraordinary chicken BGM)

A melodious BGM melody sounded. In sun Zhouyan's fantasy, the picture is biased towards gray.

I, sun Zhouyan, 17 years old, ranked eighth among the sisters in the dormitory, but I have a sister's face. Many people think I am the biggest of us.

But when I was in the dormitory, I was often scolded by Ernie for all kinds of things. Who made me old eight.

The screen switches. The memories scolded by her sisters in the past are rolling like film, as if there was a projector behind her, putting all those things on the opposite wall.

But... Until one day, the biggest one of us, Ernie Jin, made a bet with me.

The bet was whether she could catch up with Li Xianzhe. We agreed that if we won, I would invite her to eat top Korean cattle in the barbecue shop of senior Jiang Hudong.

Alas, I'm in a hurry with my sister's appetite after this meal.

But God loves me. Jin Yujing lost. When I knew the result, I happily danced in the dormitory. Like master Liu Zaishi, maybe I danced better than him.

From that day on, the relationship between Jin Yujing and me was reversed. I changed from sister to eldest sister, and she changed from eldest sister to younger sister.

"Bata ~ ~"

I don't know when there was more whip in his hand. Sun Zhouyan threw it hard towards the ground with a loud and clear noise. Alas, the sound even scared me.

"Quiet, Ernie, I'm thirsty. Go and make me a cup of coffee with two pieces of ice, no sugar and fresh milk ~ ~"

Beside him, Jin Yujing, dressed up as a cook, knelt gently on the ground with a towel in his hands, wiping the floor, and exuded a virtuous atmosphere all over.

"Nei ~ ~ Oni, what would you like to drink?"

Hearing the speech, Jin Yujing immediately got up, threw down the towel and put it on her shoulder, rubbed her palm and asked with a silly smile.

"Is there any beer?"

Sun Zhouyan changed her legs, shaking her feet, and smeared red nail polish on her toes. She used her sister's identity to get it from Jin Jing Jing.

"Ernie, you're not an adult. Don't drink."

Jin Yujing refused solemnly. As soon as the voice fell, sun Zhouyan's whole face collapsed. "Who says I'm not an adult? Now I'm 94 years old. You're the one who's not an adult."

Then, a can of beer from the refrigerator was put in front of him. Sun Zhouyan, who came into contact with wine for the first time, was full of curiosity and excitement about wine.

This level of identity of her sister seems to give her an extra gold medal for avoiding death. Everything she can do until three years later can be done now and will not be reprimanded.

Click~~

The smell of beer came to the surface, and the foam that sprayed out of it made Sun Zhouyan unable to wait to get his mouth together and suck it up.

"Ah ~ ~ it's delicious. Is this wine?"

After drinking half a can at one breath, the girl belched with satisfaction, and her white face turned red in an instant. This kind of life continues with time.

In the afternoon, sun Zhouyan, who woke up from his nap, sat on the sofa in a second uncle's posture and sighed about life. One leg was wrapped on the other leg, and the snow-white jade feet were shaking.

"Quiet, what do I want to eat and drink ~ ~"

"Nei ~ ~ it's coming... It's ready."

Jin Yujing, a cook who didn't know where to hide, rushed to the kitchen like the wind and came back to her with all kinds of delicious food.

Sun Zhouyan is very satisfied with this efficiency.

"Please enjoy ~ ~"

On the low table in front of the sofa, there are all kinds of delicious food, fried rice cakes, pig feet, chicken feet, rice intestines, and fried assorted vegetables.

Sun Zhouyan looked at a wide range of delicious food, and a lot of saliva had long been secreted from the corners of his mouth.

The girl took a deep breath and looked at her with uncertain eyes. "Did you do all this?"

"Of course not."

Jin Yujing replied seriously, "my food is made. Ernie will go to the hospital after eating, so I bought these from outside."

Although the takeout is not as good as hand-made, this explanation makes sun Zhouyan choose to accept. Nothing is more precious than life.

"Good. Go and make me another cup of coffee. You know my taste?"

"Of course, Ernie ~ ~"

One sentence at a time, Ernie, I heard that sun Zhouyan was in high spirits. During this period, both sides had established rules.

No matter what she wants Jin Jijing to do, no matter what her tone is, Jin Jijing can't be angry. She always talks to herself in the most humble and docile tone.

As for what to do after this day, sun Zhouyan didn't think about it. He enjoyed what he saw first, even before he died.

All the dishes were wiped out. Sun Zhouyan lay contentedly on the sofa, touching his round stomach with his left hand and shaving his teeth with a toothpick in his right hand,

In the morning, you don't have to go to the company to practice. With Jin Jijing's help to sign in, she can comfortably become a disabled person in the dormitory. This life really doesn't feel too good.

"Alas, a day is too short. If only it could go on like this all the time."

Just as sun Zhouyan was bored with a toothpick aftertaste, the cook Jin Fujing appeared in front of her with the brewed coffee. "Ernie, the coffee is ready."

"Hmm ~ ~ did you add two pieces of ice and fresh milk without sugar?" Sun Zhouyan tilted his head and glanced at the other side. His tone was lazy and smelly.

"Of course, this is Ernie's favorite." Jin Yujing said, kneeling directly on the ground and offering coffee with both hands.

"Please taste my coffee..."

"Well, we've done really well, good ~ ~" the girl got up from the sofa. As a result, she drank coffee with a smile and didn't forget to touch each other's head.

"Ah ~ ~ sure enough, life should be like this... Ha ha..."

Then in the evening, sun Zhouyan enjoyed a bubble bath served by Jin Yujing, which was the treatment of a heroine that could only appear on TV.

At that time, the envious eyes of the dormitory sisters made her physical and mental pleasure reach the peak.

"I'll have to make more bets like this in the future. You'll all be my sisters."

Bang bang, the picture is broken. Sun Zhouyan in reality laughs with his hands on his hips, while Jin Yujing is right in front of her, looking at her like a fool.