Chapter 72

The whole college entrance examination classroom, after a short silence, began to brush the answer. Although that question is more wonderful, but there are not wonderful questions. The candidates decided to skip that question first. However, after answering several questions, their hands stopped again. This time, even the tip of the pen was shaking and the cold sweat came out.

I saw that they encountered a wonderful topic——

These are aliens: (four pictures)

These are not aliens: (four pictures)

Which of the following is an alien? Circle it (five pictures)

Looking at this question, the students turned pale and their eyes were confused... God TM circled the aliens out! What's the difference between them! How to distinguish this TM!

Look down again - a short answer.

It is known that there are 50 people dancing the square dance. The square array is 1 meter apart, and the songs are 170 decibels. Xiaoming lives on the 7th floor, and the wind speed is 3MS.

Huh? This question looks normal and can be answered!

The students regained their confidence, but when they saw the question, they just felt dizzy.

Q: what's the probability of Xiao Ming's success in throwing manure on the square dancing ladies?

God, shit!

After three questions, it is another wonderful topic.

One is rated at 60 × The 104w BMW was driving on a horizontal road and braked 5 meters away from Grandma. She is known to weigh 50 kg.

Excuse me: how much will grandma charge?

The students' hands trembled and their pens fell to the ground.

And this is the most ghost animal, at the end of the paper, blocking the candidates is the finale of the college entrance examination paper, and although it is to the finale, it is still a multiple-choice!

Spring is coming, and it's a good season for mating. At 6 p.m. on the Equinox Day in Beijing time, policeman Xiao Li looks up 38 degrees, sees the North Star, and then leads the team to rush into an underground prostitution den. Excuse me: what kind of words are the most likely to be uttered by the prostitutes in the room?

A: Oh, my God

B: Diao Lei Lou

C: Nong wants to do it

D: Siba

I want you to be a big watermelon! This year's college entrance examination of the people who stand out for me! I promise not to kill you!!!

Examinees one by one with the anger of the person, in front of a dark, fell down.

After the examination in the morning, the school gate burst into tears. Parents didn't know what happened to their children. They came out one by one and began to cry.

"Son, son, what's the matter with you?"

"It's over... It's over..."

"Daughter, what's the matter with you? Did you do well in the exam? "

"I'm afraid I can't even pass..."

"Grandson, are you ok? Say a word quickly, don't scare the second master

"Wow..."

Muqiu passes through the crowd, sees the familiar Maserati, and runs quickly to get on the bus.

Jun Mingyue is watching the video in the car. Seeing Mu Qiu come out, she asks him with a smile: "how was the exam?"

Thinking of those wonderful topics, Mu Qiu couldn't help laughing: "it's OK."

Listening to his sudden smile, Jun Mingyue looks at him suspiciously, and then sees the students crying out of the window, surprised: "what's the matter?"

Mu Qiu touched the tip of his nose: "this year's college entrance examination is a little... Well, it's interesting. It's estimated that there are not many good candidates."

"Can you still laugh? Are you not afraid to lose the bet with your aunt? "

"Hey, can I lose? I can get full marks with my eyes closed. "

"Just blow it."

At noon, I had lunch with my mother. Muqiu went back to school to welcome the comprehensive science examination in the afternoon.

Compared with the mathematics test paper, the comprehensive science test paper is a lot more normal, and all of them are standard questions. The examinees finally put down their heart and began to answer the questions with a sigh of relief. They are really afraid that the next examination paper will still be the kind of wonderful topic, so they really want to die.

The students in the college entrance examination have papers in their hands, and the invigilator also has one. He looks at them carefully. When he sees the questions, he can't help shaking his head and grinning bitterly, because even he doesn't know how to answer them for a while. When he sees the final composition, the first half of the passage is good, which is full of moral and philosophy. The teacher nods to himself when the questions come out, He was almost choked by the air in the inlet.

Look at the examinees again, they are speechless and tearful.

The examinee looked at a classmate in the corner and said, "Yuan Hua, you are the best student in your school. How come you haven't written for a long time?"

Yuan Hua stared at the paper in his hand for a long time. Finally, he was dejected and said hoarsely, "this question is too difficult! I can't do it! I can't do it! It's too hard... "

He called out the voice of many examinees present.

In the afternoon, Wen Zong's topic is in order. The examination mode of this day is the same as yesterday. It's hard to die in the morning, but it's in order in the afternoon. But the examinees have been devastated by the Chinese topic in the morning, and they are tired physically and mentally, which has seriously affected the examination in the afternoon, leading to the gloomy atmosphere of the whole examination room.

Fortunately, the final English test is also a standard test topic. There is nothing particularly difficult. For the last time, the students regain their confidence and overcome the last hurdle with the anger of the math and Chinese problem setter.

Invigilator looked at the struggling students, drank tea, exclaimed: "this year's college entrance examination is also very peaceful."