"Ah! Beauty
Jia Wenxuan is a little worried. It's not hard to see a beautiful woman, but it's absolutely necessary to meet such a beautiful woman. At the moment, he was too busy to find a parking space. He opened the door and went down. He was about to chase the beauty, but his hands were on his shoulders.
Jia Wenxuan was stunned and turned his head. But he saw two middle-aged men who were as plain as a peasant in the countryside standing on his left and right, one hand on his shoulder. He couldn't tell how good they looked.
Jia Wenxuan thought, who are these two goods? You don't know me? MD, delay oneself to look for beautiful woman, immediately scold a way: "you ya who?"
As soon as he finished, he felt a sharp pain in his shoulder, and Jia Wenxuan immediately counseled: "hero, spare your life!"
One of the men asked him in a deep voice, "what did that girl want to do with you just now?"
"She, she came to me for directions and asked me where there were the most people around here."
"What did you say?"
"I say there are many people in the bird's nest. Muqingcheng will hold a concert in the bird's nest tonight. There are 100000 people." Jia Wenxuan said weakly, "brother, is this, is this making a movie?"
Instead of answering him, the middle-aged man asked, "bird's nest? Where is the bird's nest? "
Jia Wenxuan was stunned and said with a smile: "ha ha ha ha, brother, are you too funny? You, a Chinese, stand in front of the bird's nest and don't know where it is? "
As soon as the words were finished, there was another pain on his shoulder. Jia Wenxuan shrunk his head, raised his hand and pointed to the bird's nest not far away: "it's there, it's there, the beauty is going that way."
After getting a satisfactory answer, they finally took their hands off Jia Wenxuan's shoulders, and then ran forward with agile steps.
Jia Wenxuan saw a spasm of his mouth, while he sat back in the car and scolded: "Damn, I'm really sick. When I meet these two psychopaths, I can't even see the beauty of TM. It's bad luck."
After that, he started the car to leave. He was in a huff and stepped on the accelerator to the bottom. The acceleration of the sports car was very fast. As soon as the meter turned, he jumped to 60. However, this is the city. He didn't dare to drive so fast. He was about to slow down when he saw two people coming out of nowhere and blocking in front of his car.
The acceleration was too fast, and the appearance of the two men was too abrupt. Jia Wenxuan couldn't react for a moment. In a daze, he even forgot to step on the brake and dashed towards the two men. The passers-by and the driver were stunned. When they saw that the car was about to hit the two people in front of them, they kicked the car in the direction of the car.
Kick the car in the acceleration with your feet. Isn't that the light in the toilet?
Everyone thought they were insane, but the next second the picture in front of them completely overturned their three views.
Just listen to "bang", the car bumped into the two people without accident, and the two feet that the two people kicked out were also firmly kicked in the front of the car. However, the scene that people expected that the two people were hit and flew did not appear, but the car made a dull sound, and then was nailed to the original place.
People saw with their own eyes that when the two men kicked the front of the car, they stepped on it again. It seemed that the two feet were not human feet, but elephant feet, but Shengsheng stepped on the front of the accelerating sports car. The front tire of the sports car exploded instantly. When the front of the car was pressed down, the back half of the car was like a seesaw, the rear wheels were still turning, and the front cover of the car had been stepped down by the two people's feet.
This scene stunned everyone. The noisy street was as quiet as a ghost. All of them looked at the scene in front of them. Their eyes were wide open and their mouth was wide open. They were undoubtedly pinching their own flesh. They just wanted to tell themselves that they were dreaming after they didn't feel the pain, but the pain told them that it was true, And no matter how painful they are, they can't be pulled back from the shock.
This NIMA... How about making a movie!!!!
Yes, everyone thinks so, but they can't see the cameras and staff around them, and there are no UAVs flying in the sky, so NIMA is very unscientific.
Am I crazy or is the world crazy?
Everyone is confused, and Jia Wenxuan is undoubtedly the most confused one in this group. He wants to cry now. He thought it would be nice to meet a beautiful woman on the road tonight, but he didn't want to meet two crazy uncles first. Now he has two human terminators. NIMA rushes out to shine on her car with two feet, banging, and the front of the car is crushed! The tires are blown out!
I'm NIMA. Who's this? Who's this!
However, he was always full of anger in his heart. He still counseled him not to do so. In front of them, they were too terrible. He didn't dare to make mistakes at all. He didn't even dare to get out of the car, so he had to curl up in the car and shiver. However, he did not move, and the two men could not and did not move. As soon as they raised their legs, the cocked tail of the car fell down again, and the rear tire fell heavily on the ground, making a dull sound of "bang", shaking Jia Wenxuan in the car.
He looked at the two men in front of him with frightened eyes. Because they were convertible cars, they easily put their hands on Jia Wenxuan's shoulder. It was the familiar touch or the familiar pain, but the people were different, and the strength was different... He was picked up by one of them holding his shoulder, The body of more than 100 Jin was carried in the hands of others just like a chicken, and there was no dignity to speak of.
The key point is that he can't see what these two people look like. They have short hair and plain black clothes, which is similar to the two suspected rural farmers' uncles he saw before, but they are also wearing black masks. Apart from showing a pair of cold eyes, other places are all covered, so that people can't see their true features clearly.
Someone was taking a picture with a mobile phone. The person who didn't carry Jia Wenxuan picked up a stone from the ground and threw it at the person who took the picture with a mobile phone.
With a bang, the stone hit the mobile phone accurately and smashed it in an instant. The owner of the mobile phone was startled. He stepped back two steps and sat down on the ground, full of panic. And other passers-by see this is again muddled force.
what the fuck! It's a good movie! Even passers-by are injured? Do you want to be so cruel!
If they were still making excuses to convince themselves just now, now they really don't even have the mind to make excuses for the scene in front of them. In panic, they hit 110 in their hands, yelled "help" and ran around.
The man who threw the stone seemed to want this effect. He grinned coldly under his mask and turned to look at his companion. Another person is holding Jia Wenxuan's shoulder and carrying him, his eyes are cold and his tone is cold.
"What did those people look for you just now?"
Lying trough, this scene is very familiar
Jia Wen declared war and said: "he and they asked me for directions. The women asked me where the most people were near here, and the men asked me where the women were.".
"What did you say?"
"I say there are many people in the bird's nest. Muqingcheng will hold a concert in the bird's nest tonight. There are 100000 people." Jia Wenxuan said weakly, "brother, is this, is this making a movie?"
Instead of answering him, the mask man asked, "where is the bird's nest?"
... intuition tells Jia Wenxuan that if he laughs again at this time as before, the next second he will be waiting for his shoulder blade to break, so he looks forward decisively and says: "it's over there!"
Two masked men looked up at the bird's nest together, then released him and ran away when he didn't agree... One of them picked up a stone from time to time and threw it at a passer-by taking photos with his mobile phone. It was like a child who wanted to add fuel to the farce, and Jia Wenxuan was in a daze.
He felt that he must have forgotten to read the almanac when he went out tonight.