Chapter 309

The sudden speech of these two people made the live effect of Chen Yifa's studio explode instantly. The water friends exploded one by one, and the barrage went crazy.

"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

"Indestructible sisterhood? Poof, plastic sisterhood

"Zhou · superficial sister · Erke, Feng · superficial sister · Timmer."

"After tonight, I'm afraid we'll have to have another Chen Yifa

"Two talents upstairs, do you want to laugh me to death so as to inherit my endless hair? Ha ha ha ha ha ha!"

"Bawangfangtuo shampoo, wash your bald head quickly."

"My brain mended Mu Qiu's mood when she heard that sentence... Poof, no, if I had, I would have to laugh at that time."

"Sit and wait for the numbness to split the durian with bare hands."

"Quick, quick, can't wait. Melon seed drinks, magazines, comics, condoms, popcorn, Maza, silicone sticks are on sale in the front row."

“？？？ Did you get into something strange upstairs? "

"Don't care about the details ~"

In other words, there are thousands of talents in the world, and half of them are online water friends. All of them are walking storytellers, and the girls around Mu Qiu will laugh to death just watching the bullet screen.

Seeing the white barrage almost covering the whole screen, Mu Qiu hid the barrage, looked at Chen Yifa's face in the live broadcast room, and said with a smile, "come on, Chen Yifa. As a big anchor, you won't break your promise, will you?"

Hearing the speech, Chen Yifa took a deep breath. With a very reluctant smile, he said in a voice almost squeezed out of his teeth: "how can I not believe what I said? It's just hand splitting the durian. It's just hand splitting the durian... "

Muqiu said decisively: "please start your performance."

“……”

Ah, ah, ah! I will make you look good next time I see you!!!

Chen Yifa's villain roars up to the sky, and a volcano erupts in the background, which shows her extremely angry heart.

She stood up and disappeared in front of the live camera. She didn't come back for a long time. However, just when the water friends thought she was hiding, she came back, holding a Durian a little smaller than basketball... And it was the whole durian. Huang orange's body was covered with barbs, like a meteor hammer.

She will flow on the table, a face of life can not love.

Mu Qiu forced himself to smile and said, "come on, come on, please start your performance."

The barrage was also blown up. One by one, Chen Yifa's expression made him laugh and couldn't take care of himself. One by one, he was looking forward to Chen Yifa's unarmed cleavage of durian and constantly sending barrage to coax him.

Chen Yifa holds the durian and hesitates for a long time. Then he tentatively raises his right hand and stops in the air for a few seconds in the posture of hand knife. Then he smashes it fiercely... When he is about to meet the durian, he immediately slows down and gently touches the durian.

Then she looked aggrieved and said to the live camera: "you also see the roar. It's not that I don't chop. It's really that the durian is too hard for me to chop."

Mu Qiu suddenly glared at the top of the road and said, "do you still make complaints about this?"

Water friends also echoed.

"And this kind of operation?"

"With my vocabulary, I can't describe the scene I just saw."

"Do you feel like jumping up and hitting each other's knees?"

"Ouch! Upstairs talent! Tell me what I really think

"Ah, just now that powerful heavy blow, I was shocked across the screen into internal injury, then how can durian be ok?"

"I'm afraid it's not a piece left over from Nuwa's mending stone. It's fine."

"Other stones can hatch a monkey. What can durian do? Hatching beach Baba

"Enough of you, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha."

Of course, the barrage is not all on one side teasing Chen Yifa. Those loyal fans of Chen Yifa are still very close to her. Although it's interesting to see Chen Yifa cleave durian with his bare hands, durian is not a soft persimmon after all. If Chen Yifa is really injured, they are also very distressed and speak one after another.

"Well, let's make trouble for a while. We can't really let Fatima chop durian with bare hands."

"Yes, durian is so hard, and there are barbs. What should I do if I get hurt?"

"If you get hurt, you can't live. You'll have to be buried with you then!"

"Mu Qiu Da, you have a word to say. Let's ask for love for FA Ma Ma. You can spare FA Ma Ma this time."

There are still a lot of people who help Chen Yifa plead. Even with the refreshing speed of dozens of comments per second in the comment area, Mu Qiu has seen several. Zhou Erke and Feng Timo, who were hiding, were very angry. They thought, "don't make trouble and let this coquettish bitch be punished as soon as possible."!

Chen Yifa was moved and confused. He said sincerely: "thank you for pleading for me. If I can survive today, I will share the durian with ten people."

"Lying trough? How to divide Durian

"Fatma, stop it, my own people!"

"You go, I don't have your numbness."

"Durian, emmmmm, although it's very expensive, I can't accept the taste!"

"Last time I heated durian in the microwave oven, the neighbors came to us and asked me if I was cooking excrement. Since then, I swear that durian and I are at odds."

"Forget it, I'd better let Fama chop the durian with his bare hands."

"Well, I agree."

The water friends are also better than each other in making funny remarks. The new round of speeches immediately stunned Chen Yifa. After laughing for a while, Mu Qiu said: "well, well, since so many people plead with you, I'll spare you a horse, but... Death can be avoided, life can't escape."

Chen Yifa immediately sat upright: "please punish your majesty."

"Yes, for the sake of your good attitude, I'll give you a lighter punishment." Mu Qiu thought about it, glanced at the guitar and said, "why don't you sing like this?"

Chen Yifa confidently said: "well, I'm good at singing. If you like, the current pop songs don't have me. Chen Yifa can't sing. If he can't sing, I'll lose. I'll split it with my bare hands..."

Before she finished her words, she stopped for a moment. Maybe she thought about the fact that she had received the flag every second before, and now she is still worried. However, she is too confident in herself. She doesn't believe that Muqiu will say a song she doesn't know. She likes listening to songs at ordinary times. She is very familiar with pop music and other tracks, so she is very confident.

So she added, "I chop durian with my bare hands!"

"It's powerful!"

"Fatigued, fatigued, fatigued, fatigued!"

"Be careful with your hair. Don't flag every second."

"I'm afraid the immortals can't save you this time."

"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha? Hair numbness is a small quku for walking. I'm sure it will be difficult this time. "

"That's right. I must have won this time, but I don't want to send durian. I really don't want to be told to cook excrement."

Seeing so many water friends supporting him, Chen Yifa is full of confidence, while Mu Qiu is forced to bear a smile and says, "OK, let's make it easier. How about a fairy tale town?".