I click on the picture, blue sky, blue sea, Sun Beach, a white plump body full of screen, a golden hair floating concave convex big beautiful girl lying lazily on the beach sunbathing, let me suddenly realize what is curve no longer treasure, sexy flow all over the place.
There is also a tall beauty in a long skirt. When the sea breeze blows, the inside of the small room is half hidden and half hidden. It reminds me of evil fire all over my body, and my heart is like a cat's scratch.
These pictures were taken by a netizen named pakchoi on an overseas beach and sent to me. These pictures are full of blood, which make my eyes ache. I'm browsing one by one, and I'm going to zoom in and enjoy them slowly. One by one, I want to identify whether this thing is true or false. Suddenly, there are two voices behind me, A big black face crossed my shoulder and suddenly came over, covering most of my computer.
I'm quick with my eyes and hands. I'll turn off the screen every second to prevent the old class from peeking.
"GA GA GA, Lao ye, your dog's furtive is sure to have no good fart! Honestly, I'm here alone in the morning. Are you watching a short film? Do you know me
Old class with a cheap smile lying on my shoulder, said with a smile.
I pushed the old class away and said with a sneer:
"old class, you can't think of something sunny in your head! Restrain your wretchedness, don't let them flow everywhere. Get lost. I have no time to talk to you. "
The old class took back the big hand, with a three-point threat, said: "I can as nothing to see, the premise is to accompany me to the university town."
"What are you doing there when you have nothing to do?"
The old class tut tut twice, and began to scold me with disdain:
"I said Lao ye, don't you usually read the news in the class? Like a spider, you know how to hang up on the Internet all day long. Do you really think you can kill all the beauties just by the Internet. Are these empty headed things interesting? What's more, with your good skin, you won't be reduced to online love? "
I rolled my eyes: "if you don't understand, don't be blind. Brother's world, you will never understand. "
"Blow on, blow on. I'll beat your legs when you're tired. Let's blow on. Anyway, if you brag, you don't have to pay extra tax. I don't want to understand, but I don't know if Tan Siyi wants to understand. "
As soon as I heard Tan Siyi, I was the first two: "old class, will you chat? I told you that I am allergic to tan Siyi. Don't mention her in front of me."
The old class laughs chicken thief, a face flatters ground to lean over again to say: "Lao ye, tell elder brother, you are so afraid to see her, can't be to sleep her and then don't want to admit it? What's the name of this? By the way, get on the bus first and then escape. "
"Roll on the face of the old class
"Hey, hey. You ya, I really don't understand, you say you, you obviously don't mean that to others, but to provoke her, now good, make her not up and down, and want to leave. I wonder where Miss Tan is not good enough for you? She is also a beautiful woman. She wants to have a figure, a face and a rich father. Other people are flocking to it. You'd better catch up with them. "
The old class in my ear to force some, suddenly like to think of something like a slap on the forehead, shouting: "Oh, I understand, you don't mean to play hard to get?"
Instead of a positive answer, I suddenly asked the old class, "do you like Durian?"
"Why did you ask that all of a sudden?"
"You say like it or not."
"I don't like it."
"Durian is known as the king of fruits, with high nutritional value and rich in a variety of proteins and vitamins. Why don't you like it?"
"If you don't like it, you don't like it. No matter how good it is, it has nothing to do with me."
"That's what I'm going to tell you."
Old class suddenly said: "my day, you are waiting for me here."
"You're the only one who can enlighten you."
The old class touched his head and said, "I'm too lazy to mind your business. Our class is going to have a couple of casual meals tonight. They were sent to the group a few days ago. Now you're going to book a hotel with me. "
"No! It's a big deal. Sharp. "
I turned off my computer and went out of the dormitory with my old class.
My old class and I each rode a bike to the university town. We had to pass a girl's apartment on the way. Mo Han just lived in this area.
"Lao ye, let me ask you something. Did Mo Han go back to school?" The old class suddenly braked and stopped to ask me.
"Back. I had dinner with her last night. Why, lonely and unbearable, miss her? "
"Roll the calf!" Lao ban glared at me, and then hesitated: "Lao ye, I'm a little worried. You say that just the two of us will be embarrassed to ask for a bargain later. Will we be slaughtered? Would it be better if Mo Han was around to help, don't you think? "
I patted my chest: "you don't trust me? As long as there is brother ye, bargaining is not a matter. What's more, Mo Han's character can't give a fart for a long time. Do you expect her? "In fact, how could the little Nintendo in the old class hide from me? It's a fake to call Mo han to help me. It's true to want to see Mo Han. He pretends to be a public servant, but he wants to deceive me. If he doesn't say it directly, I'll pretend to be confused.
When Lao ban saw that I seemed to see through his careful thinking, he couldn't hang on to his face, and his dark face turned red immediately. The old class is more upright, not so much crooked, in front of me like a naked little fart, at a glance, not even with underpants left.
"Lao ye, why are you so ignorant? Anyway, she is idle in the dormitory alone. Why don't you call her down and play with us? "
"Yesterday, they all came back from their dormitories. They won't be idle. Besides, you are not dumb. Why don't you call yourself
"I, I..."
"You rooster crow, you, I what I!"
Lao ban was blushing, but he still wanted to be obstinate:
"Lao ye, you said you are a ghost. You are full of ghost ideas. If you call her, she will die. Besides, you are brothers. Among the boys in our class, you are the only one who has the face. Who do you call
"Look at my mouth." I pointed to my mouth.
Old class a face cheap smile: "yes?"
"Oh no!"
"Go."
I hate that iron doesn't make steel. I scolded, "come on! Old class, I said you are a counsellor, mud can't support the wall. You deserve to be a bachelor all your life. "
"Lao ye, hard work! You've had a long day. c'mon! Please Old class clasped his hands and pretended to bow to me.
I have no choice but to shake my head. The old class has the heart of thieves but no guts. He is usually careless. The bull is blowing loud. At the critical moment, he wilts when he meets Mo Han. He doesn't look like a man.
My old class and I stopped our bike at the downstairs of Mo Han's dormitory. I called Mo Han down and had a brief chat. Mo Han agreed to go with us.
But now there's another problem. Mo Han doesn't have a bike. He wants to ride one of our bikes.
Lao ban looked at me with bright eyes. I knew what he meant. It was a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to get close to a beautiful woman.
I said: "Mo Han, you take the old class's car, he's good at technology, riding more stable than me, sitting more comfortable."
The old class happily wiped the back seat of the bike with his clothes. Mo Han ignored us, bypassed the old class's bike and sat on the back of my bike.
At one time, the scene was very embarrassing. When I looked at Lao ban, his face was redder than the shrimp in the pot. Then I looked at Mo Han, and he was still calm.
The goddess is the goddess. It's reasonable for others to air.
We went around the University Town, and finally asked for the largest private room in Hongcheng Hotel, which opened four tables.
Mo Han and I opened the menu and prepared to order. The old class scolded that it was the last meal in his mother's life. I couldn't help it. I'd pick up what's expensive and go on the road well.
Lao ban is an iron man from Northeast China. He is forthright and straightforward. He doesn't pay much attention to his speech, but his friendship is strong.
When it arrived at six o'clock, the old class took out a roll and called the roll for the last time. There were 36 people in the class, and there was no shortage of them.
The atmosphere on the wine table was indescribably strange and gloomy. Li Dawei wanted to liven up the atmosphere, so he exclaimed, "goddess Mo, give us losers some benefits and sing a song."
Dawei's words immediately ignited the enthusiasm of the whole class and echoed one by one: "Mo Han, come here; Mo Han, come here Among them, Lao ban was the most joyful. He blushed, his neck was thick, and his eyes were fixed on Mo Han.
The old class secretly loves Mo Han, which is an open secret in the class. Of course, the boy who secretly loves Mo Han is not only the old class.
Mo Han's eyes are a little flustered. She seldom sings in public, but tonight is a special day. She doesn't want to spoil everyone's interest, so she reluctantly nods and agrees.
What's a good song? Mo Han thought for a while and said, "let me sing a song" our anniversary "for you
Our anniversary, full of memories and nostalgia, also symbolizes the eternal emotion, but also in line with the theme of tonight. We all clapped.
Mo Han brewed up his emotion and began to sing, "my heart is suddenly alive again, from the moment I see you again..." Mo Han's voice is very beautiful, singing, we can't help but keep up with the beat, singing together.
The songs reverberated in the private room. Every bit of what happened in the past four years came to our eyes one by one. Many people cried. The old class and the monkey were the worst. Their eyes were redder than the rabbit's, but no one laughed at them, because none of the students here secretly wiped their tears.
We burn our youth with wine. We pour our friendship into wine. One by one, our eyes turn red. We feel deeply in love. We feel dull and unambiguous.
The students who usually like to cheat and play tricks have already forgotten their cleverness. They drink and talk to each other about their wealth.
Some girls are no longer reserved, and even some extroverted girls come to our table to join us.Mo Han was the only exception. After she finished singing, she sat quietly in her seat, eating and silent.
Mo Han is a very beautiful girl. She is just like her name. She has a light temperament. It seems that in her world, everything should be as plain as water.
Dawei and I had a toast. He likes to eat double cooked meat, only to find potato chips left on the plate, "where's the meat?"
I didn't reply angrily: "it's back in the pot."
Dawei gave me a thumbs up and said, "you're a good explanation."
At the end of the show, we all walk in a zigzag way. The only normal person is mo Han.
Later, Lao Ban said that Mo Han did all the work in silence.
…… One week later, I saw off a few friends, packed my bags, handed the key to the management office, and finally left the student apartment.
I was pushing a brand-new cross-country bike along the Cherry Blossom Road on campus. Suddenly, a beautiful figure jumped out from behind a big tree by the lake in front of my car.
I fixed my eyes and saw that the girl blocking my way was not tan Siyi. Who was it?
Tan Siyi was wearing a white casual shirt with a black miniskirt underneath. Her two long, straight white legs were shaking in the white light of summer, and her brain was dizzy.
The most important thing is her overdeveloped chest. Before she reaches the chest, the fullness of her chest is ready to come out. It stings my eyes.
At this moment, Tan Siyi is staring at me with a pair of charming big eyes. I've been avoiding her recently. I'm really afraid of more and more things.
We both stare at each other, speechless, but we don't know where to start.
I wanted to break this awkward atmosphere, so I joked: "Miss Tan, you don't want to rob money and sex here, do you? If it's robbery, I'll be at ease. You can do it yourself. If you want me to cooperate with you, you can squeak, and I'll be absolutely obedient. If it's robbery, can we discuss this matter first, that is, you have to give me two yuan change to take a bus, and then you can open an invoice of eighteen yuan for me by the way. "