Chapter 136 - 136. Question Or Dare?

"This world is so full of misery. So much death, so much hatred. How does one even start at changing all this?" Obito wondered.

*Sigh* "Well, I have been following Lord Dama for the longest among us, so for me, the path is clear. I follow him and help when I can because his way seems to be working fine." Shisui said.

"Yet, the enemies of mankind live. Danzo is alive and with him many more." Itachi said.

This was a meeting of the three Uchiha who did not follow the curse of hatred. Rather, they were victims of the will of fire. The three had gone through various experiences, faced the cruelty of the world, and also showed their cruelty.

"He's going to deal with them soon enough." Izumi's voice came. Now they have one more Uchiha to boost their ranks. Though they lacked more female Uchiha.

"LA LALAAA... YUMMY YUMMY CAKE... TASTY TASTY CAKE..."

All Uchiha looked towards the voice. It was a cute voice belonging to a child. Sure enough, it was Shirajin, son of Monari and Jin. He was probably one of the most treasured humans in the whole Dama Country.

Shirajin probably saw this congregation of Uchiha so he walked up to them? "Whatcha doin'?"

"Just talking, Shirajin." Izumi cutely said.

Meanwhile, the others were slightly shocked and amazed at his Sharingan. Shirajin usually kept them activated, saying that he can see things in more colour with them and the world looks beautiful.

Shirajin narrowed his eyes and looked at them in suspicion, "Hmmm... are you planning against my mum and dad? Or... Uncle Shiro?"

Shisui chuckled, "Nobody can plot against Lord Dama."

Shirajin proudly snorted, "Hmph... yes. He's the best. He's so strong... he can beat you all with his one hand. Hehe... give me money... or I will tell uncle you bullied me."

Everyone's ears perked up at this. Give money? Extortion? Itachi scoffed, "Another Uchiha on the wrong path from being spoiled."

Obito scowled, "The future seems dark."

But Shisui was confused since he had been with Shirajin for a while now and the boy was very sweet and respectful. In fact, he'd get a beating from Monari when he does something stupid. So Shirajin was a pretty disciplined kid.

*WINK WINK*

Shisui noticed Shirajin secretly winking at him. Understanding, he decided to go along. "What are you saying, Shirajin?"

"NO!" He loudly protested, "Call me Young Master of Nidama Clan."

Obito grunted, "Ugh... what a spoiled brat."

Shirajin protested, "I heard that... how dare you say this to me, Young Master of Nidama Clan. Do you know my mum and dad are elders in the clan and my Uncle is the patriarch? I can get you all punished."

"Pff... Oh... forgive us... young master." Shisui nearly burst out in laughter when he saw the faces of his fellow clan members. They looked helpless, as they could not really do anything harsh to teach him a lesson.

"KOWTOW TO ME AND ASK FOR FORGIVENESS... NOW!" He demanded with his hands on his waist. It looked comical with his size. Seeing this, they turned nervous and wondered what to do.

"Oh... Forgive us... Great young master of the Nidama clan." Izumi quickly apologised.

But this in return shocked Shirajin, as he was expecting some form of push back. He pouted, "No good, big sister Izumi, you were supposed to play more."

"PLAY?" Obito and Itachi exclaimed at the same time.

"Hahaha..." Shisui laughed, "Well... welcome to the club. He pulled such an act with me as well. Don't worry, you two... Shirajin is a good respectful boy. He was just playing. But... Izumi... How did you know?"

Izumi chuckled and proudly said, "You think you're the only one who saw him winking?"

Hearing his plan was wasted from the start, he was saddened, "Aaaa... come on. I WAS SERIOUS... I AM YOUR YOUNG MASTER..."

"WHAT DID YOU SAY? YOU WANT SOME BEATING?"

Shirajin got goosebumps as soon as he heard this new voice. He didn't even dare to look back as he knew who it was, and now he was in a mess. Monari would never believe him.

"Hehe... big brother Shisui... let's play. New big brothers too... hehe..." He tried to save himself.

But... Monari didn't let him go and pulled his chubby cheeks, "Boy... what kind of game is this? Are you giving the clan a bad name?"

"Shesheshe... mumfy... I wash jus praying..." Shirajin tried to speak with his cheek being pulled.

Izumi came to save him, "Aww... he's right, lady Monari. He was just pranking us. Even Shisui was playing along."

Monari looked at Shirajin's eyes and released him, "Don't play such games on people you meet for the first time, Shirajin. The first impression often lasts a lifetime."

"Sowyyy..." He apologised while rubbing his red cheek.

"Let's play now." Izumi picked him up and took him out to the garden.

But, Shirajin looked back from Izumi's shoulder. He noticed the eyes of Itachi... so he showed his tongue, "Eeeeeee..."

Itachi's face fell with that. Obito and Shisui laughed at him, especially Obito, who was slowly coming back to his previous nature. He put his hand on Itachi's shoulder and said, "Hahaha... welcome to the club of sad lovers, my friend."

He turned to Shisui and asked, "What about you? Got a lover?"

But Shisui became sad, "She... she's no more."

Itachi and Obito's face fell, with Obito cursing himself, "Tsk... I should keep my mouth shut. Uchiha Coup?"

Shisui nodded, "What's done is done... I just hope she's happy in the afterlife."

Monari nodded and patted Shisui's head. "Child, she'd want you to be happy. So try to find warmth in someone's arms once again."

Obito and Itachi didn't say anything, as they were the ones who killed her in the first place. Shisui sighed, "Thank you, Lady Monari. Can you... take me to Lord Dama? I want to talk to him about something."

Monari had some idea what it was, "Sure, just follow me. He's with the Bijuu."

"We will go and play with Shirajin." Obito and Itachi walked away, sensing that it was something personal to Shisui.

The two arrived at the garden and saw Izumi teaching Shirajin how to throw kunai. Shirajin excelled in it.

"The future of the Uchiha clan is bright. How old is he?" Obito muttered seeing Shirajin throwing three kunai at the same time.

"2 or maybe 1 year old. But... he's from the Nidama clan." Itachi replied.

Just then, Obito had an idea, "W... we have bad memories from Konoha... why don't we... join the Dama Country?"

Itachi silently contemplated this idea.

*BAM*

All of a sudden a Kunai came towards Itachi and he easily caught it between his fingers by instinct.

"HEHE... Sorry, big brother Itachi. I threw it by mistake." Shirajin apologised and ran back to Izumi.

Obito stared at him and commented, "That was absolutely not by mistake. What's his problem?"

"Probably a childhood crush on Izumi and he sees me as a competitor." Itachi guessed.

Obito laughed, "Haha... so he's an Ara-Ara Onee-san guy. A man of culture I see."

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On Saiken's Farm.

All Six tailed beasts were gathered there, with Shiroken. They were just talking and chilling.

"NOOO... Ku-chan... wrong answer. To milk a cow you first need to make it happy, not scared." Saiken corrected Kurama.

They were playing a game of Question or Dare. Different from Truth or dare. To spin between them, they were using a giant rotating windmill. They would rotate it randomly.

"Your question was stupid." Kurama barked.

Chomei meddled, "Now, now... don't go blaming Saiken for your lack of knowledge. Be kind and accept what Saiken said."

"And what are you? All intelligent saint Chomei now?" Shukaku jabbed.

Chomei proudly replied, "No, I am the Immortal Rapper Saint Chomei. Huh, I can destroy you with my words."

Shiroken chuckled and spun the windmill. "Let's continue."

The wheel stopped in Chomei's direction, while Son Goku was to ask a question or dare.

"Question or Dare?" Son Goku asked.

"Dare." Chomei chose.

Son Goku chuckled, "Hehe... then... touch your head with your tongue."

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"I DON'T EVEN HAVE A TONGUE, NOR A MOUTH!" Chomei protested.

Son Goku boastfully said, "I don't see how that's my problem."

Shiroken laughed and stopped them, "Come on, don't mess with each other. Let's play seriously."

"SHIRO... Shisui here wants to talk with you." Monari arrived, stopping their game.

"Sure, just say it, boy," Shiroken nudged him. There was nothing to hide, as the beasts would know it even if he did not tell.

"Lord Dama... I have decided. I want to get my eyes back from Danzo." Shisui confidently stated.

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