Chapter 166 - 166. Shopping And Much More.

On a horse carriage bus from Konoha to Dama City, Jiraiya sat comfortably on the rooftop seats. He had bought two seats so he could put his luggage on one and sit comfortably.

He took out a letter from his bag and read it, "Ah, it's never disappointing to read a fan letter." He muttered and read it in his mind.

~Great Author, I am a big fan of your Icha Icha series. They have helped me a lot in my life, in my new relationship. I am an avid reader of your books now. The Icha Icha Paradise helped me understand life.

Please keep writing more books. I would love to see a detailed example of what couples do when they want to take a step further.

In appreciation, I have attacked a gift for you.

Regards.~

Jiraiya looked inside the envelope, and there was another rectangular piece of paper. "WHAT?!" As soon as he looked at it, his eyes nearly popped out, "W-WHO IS THIS? THIS MUCH MONEY?"

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*BOOM* *BOOM*

Firecrackers cover the sky over Dama City. The entire country was also celebrating the occasion. It was announced that 9 Saints had finally gathered together after years.

Well, the country loved their saints and celebrations were given. Dama city was decorated to the brim. Every single place one would see, there were decorative lights.

All streets were filled with people in decorated clothes, roaming around, eating in shops or drinking. An estimated hundred thousand tourists had entered the village, so Shiroken decided to make some clones and put them on security duty since the City Police can't handle this burden.

"Lord Dama, we found a pervert, we caught him peeking into the women's bath. But he says he's an elder from Konoha." A man reported to one of Shiroken's clones, each clone watched over a district.

Shiroken snorted, "Huh, only release him an hour before the main celebrations began."

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"So, which dress do you want to buy?" Shiroken came to the market with Tsunade, Monari and Shizune. They wanted to do some shopping.

"I know a good shop," Monari exclaimed and lead them into a big luxurious shop. From the looks of it, the shop seemed to be specialised in Kimono.

As soon as they entered, a frenzy took over. The customers were awed and talked, the workers rushed to get their boss and also greet him. It was akin to god entering their small place.

Shiroken's status was complicated. Outside Dama Country, he was merely seen as a Guardian Angel, who is responsible for prosperity and peace. But inside Dama Country, his status was as of a God. The country was named after his last name after all. From the very first day, Nidama Clan, the ruling Daimyo's clan had told everyone that their loyalty lies in the Immortal Being called Shiroken Dama.

At the start, none believed. But then Shiroken really appeared, soon the Bijuu also appeared. People started believing then, that truly, Shiroken was a god. Adding a few rumours to this cocktail, we have a population that worships a man.

"Lord Dama, welcome. Please, follow me, I shall show you the items myself." The owner of the shop turned out to be a man from the Nidama clan.

Following him, Shiroken felt bad and too privileged as he noticed the crowded shop full of people, waiting for their turn to buy, while he got express service.

So he announced to compensate, "EVERYONE THAT IS IN THIS SHOP RIGHT NOW. You can buy one set of kimonos each and I shall pay for it."

Immediately loud chatter and cheers ensued. Though honestly, they didn't need this gift, they were already pretty happy. After all, can a god sit among the mortals? But in Shiroken's eyes, this was a bad mentality.

Soon, he was brought to the first floor, some kind of a VIP area. There were just two extra people here, and they were acquaintances.

Monari patted their backs, "Kakashi and Shisui? What are you two doing here?"

Shiroken saw Kakashi drowning his head in a book, he noticed what it was, "Boy, stop reading that vile mess. Monari hates it. It will corrupt your mind and soul."

Kakashi whispered near his face, "Lord Dama, here, take this. It helped me a lot. I think reading Icha Icha Paradise for first-time lovers is very helpful. In it, the main character and heroine, both new to love, begin dating, and their eyes gradually open to grown-up love."

*BAM*

Shiroken slammed it away, "Over my dead body. I refuse to touch anything written by Jiraiya's perverted hands."

Monari and Tsunade nodded in approval. Monari even smacked Kakashi's head, "Your head will be in the gutter if you read this."

Meanwhile, Shisui was sweating. There was a copy of the same book in his pocket as well. ~Dating is hard, dammit, cut us some slack,~ he thought.

Just then, two doors opened, they were the changing/trial rooms. Konan and Yugito Nii came out, both wearing beautiful Kimonos, complimenting their fit and alluring bodies.

Monari fawned over them, "Awww... now I understand. Did these two airheads bring you to shopping? These Kimonos look magnificent on you. Konan, oh my, you look many times more beautiful now, and you were already beautiful in normal clothes. And Yugitoo, god, you are HOT!"

Both girls reddened in shyness and embarrassment. They were done with their shopping, so they quickly paid the money and left. Not wanting to be teased more.

Anyway, now it was time for them to select. Shiroken especially told Shizune to buy a few. He treated her like a daughter already, since Tsunade had been watching over her since she was small.

"Go on, no need to be conservative. Just buy whatever you like. Get one for your piggy too." Shiroken nudged her.

Meanwhile, Tsunade and Monari were selecting a few to try. Tsunade took the most time as she asked Shiroken's opinion, finally selecting three, she headed to enter the third trial room, others being occupied by Monari and Shizune.

However, Shiroken followed, soon he got blocked by Tsunade, who stood at the door, "Where are you going?"

"My dear lovely Tsunade, I reckoned that I help you wear the Kimono. A good boyfriend should do his duties." He cheekily replied.

She chuckled and suddenly pulled Shiroken very close, her breast pushing against his chest, she looked at his face with a distance of just an inch between them. Her hand caressed her face, "My dear Shiro... your enthusiasm is much appreciated. But... I am not a child."

She suddenly pushed him away and proceeded to close the door. Shiroken showed a fake frown, "Oh, why must you make my heart feel this anguish. Fine, I shall wait outside."

She loudly chuckled and locked the door. She loved this about Shiroken, no moment with him was boring. Sometimes, she gets to learn so many things from him, then the next second, he starts flirting with her. She too loves to flirt back, and sometimes even makeout.

Monari and Shizune had no need to come out, as Shiroken's opinion didn't matter to them. They had to buy what they thought they liked. Meanwhile, Tsunade wanted to show Shiroken and get his opinion.

So, she came out, in her brown Kimono with a flower pattern. She looked stunning in this, and it also complimented her voluptuous figure beautifully. "How do I look?"

Shiroken, with a loving sigh, replied, "I do not have words to describe, but I will try my best. Extremely Beautiful, with a charm of great elegance and yet you have that sexy seductive vibe around you. In short, I bloody love it."

She rolled her eyes, his words sounded exaggerated to her. She knew she was old now and often wondered, ~What the hell does he even see in me?~

This was the problem with women, no matter how beautiful they were, they never felt it was enough. Tsunade was already claimed as one of the most beautiful women in the world, yet she had such thoughts.

She returned to the changing room and put on another dress. This time she decided to tease him a bit, so she intently pulled down her Kimono from her left shoulder, showing off her pale smooth skin. "So, what now?"

Shiroken stood still, appreciating the view first. She wore a blue Kimono with a colourful flower pattern. She had tied her belt too tight and it made her figure stand out too much. He used his power and suddenly appeared in front of her, grabbing her by her waist with one hand and the other behind her head, he deeply kissed her. She blushed and looked down once released. This was unexpected, but not unwelcome.

Shiroken looked deep into her eyes, "Don't make me break down that door and join you in there, Tsunade. I might just want to appreciate you a bit... extra today."

Her mouth stayed open for a second, wanting to say something more seductive, but she took those words back. This was not the place to take the next step, though it felt too exciting at the same time. She lovingly pushed him back, "Cool down, my handsome hunk. I'm all yours, you'll have enough time to appreciate me later. And where did you learn all this? You were not this romantic before."

Shiroken released her and laughed. He loved to tease her, it was fun as well as romantic. "One must learn to be romantic, dear. I'd call myself braindead if I didn't, not when I have someone like you."

She shook her head helplessly, "Hehe... I'm not complaining. Keep it coming."

She returned to change clothes. This time she wore a proper Kimono, not focused on seducing. Though it still felt seductive, her body was just too damn curvy and attractive.

Shiroken whistled, "I'm afraid, the people will start praying to you as well after this. You look gorgeous." He praised her. She was wearing a green Kimono with a white flower pattern, with black stripes as edges.

*TICK*

The other two doors also opened and came out Monari and Shizune. Monari was cheekily smiling at Shiroken and winking, while Shizune had a blush on her face. Of course, they heard them, the walls of the changing room are not that thick.

Monari walked close to him and said, "Good going, Shiro. But... control a bit."

Shiroken tapped his index finger on Monari's forehead, enough to make her feel a pinch, "Now you know how I felt around you and Jin. GOD, you too are horny as heck."

This did leave a bush on her face. Shiroken then focused on his adopted daughter, "Ah, Shizune, you look beautiful. Hmm... we must find a suitable man to accompany you this evening. Can't have you standing alone."

She blushed silently and just nodded. Tsunade also started teasing her then. The three left after paying, and the women kept on their kimonos, as the celebration was already ongoing.

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1 Week Ago,

In Dama City Palace,

Shiroken sat by his study table. He had a page full of words in front of him, written in neat and clean handwriting. He picked up the pen and wrote the last two lines, before packing another piece of paper with it.

~In appreciation, I have attacked a gift for you.

Regards.~

"Hmm, this 10 million Ryo cheque should be enough to appreciate that perverted bastard. One good thing he did in his life was to write this book." Shiroken muttered and headed out to leave the letter at the post office.

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[A/N: This story has come to an end on *******. Today is the last chapter.]

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