23 I'sm royally screwed

Well… we were a few months of travel before we reach the Profound Sky Continent, so the three of us decided to use the time wisely. Mordred was polishing her sword skills, cooking skills and lance skills.But Arturia and I were in some kind of compromising position. Well more like I was being choked to death by a Kimo-shiho-gatame. If you look in Wikipedia you can see that the technique is almost the same as a… you know, after almost dying I barely managed to escape that but the next was an Ude-garami in all its splendor, her legs were wrapped in my shoulder, the elbow was being constricted and my hand was caressing the Two Great Grails that were in her chest. Maybe you are imagining that I was in a good position but… NO! The pain that I was feeling makes my mind to throw my perverted thoughts to the window! You maybe are asking why we were doing that so let me tell you how everything went after my conversation with her.

A few days before

After Arturia knew how the War Games were created, she was in a state of denial for almost 2 hours, her soulless eyes were looking at the infinite of the question "What came first the egg or the chicken?" although she was with a vacant look, her hands never stopped to grab the foot that Mordred did with a lot of care and dedication.

This is something very interesting, it seems that because she has a dragon bloodline (Welsh Dragon) she need to intake large quantities of food to maintain her body in optimal conditions (more like all the nutrients went to her chest and buttocks) and because Rhongomyniad has a lot of energy intake. Well Arturia was devouring the food when she seems to find the answer to her question, without pausing she started to talk to me spilling food in my face.

"We need to train because I want to exercise my new body. Right know I'm not acclimated to my 100% percent, so I need to fight someone or something to retain my abilities." The food that Mordred did was being spilled to me and Mordred, something that makes Mordred's face became absolutely black. Maybe Arturia felt the killing intent of Mordred because she decided to maintain her posture as a King. With elegant moves this time she was eating all my food! I almost never have the opportunity of enjoy one of my pleasures when I'm eating with her. Sighing I gave her my share and open the Gate of Babylon to take one of the golden jars and put a glass of wine to each of us. 'That was a mistake'; before I could even take a sip of the wine she snatched my and Mordred's share and drank all of it in one gulp making her face enchanting with the red hue that was in her cheeks.

This time, I also has my face with black lines and the veins were popping that I thought I will have an aneurysm for sure. Realizing that our faces were far from being friendly, Arturia took a napkin and clean her mouth with it. Putting the cutlery in the table she dashed to the far end of the mansion leaving us with a belly full of anger instead of food.

Mordred Sigh and took a pot containing more food; when I saw how my wife treats me I have a few tears and a silly smile in my face. The two of us resumed our food and without the glutton known as Arturia meddling in our food, we finished all without a problem. I helped Mordred to wash the dishes and she started to clean the table, like that our peaceful lunch was accomplished. After resting an hour I took my leave to sit in the edge of the fortress to start my hobby. If you are wondering was my hobby is well… fishing. I like to fish a lot of profound beasts that are in the ocean, taking my rod from the gate of Babylon I put the bait, throw the hook, put a fishing hat in my head and started to enjoy the sea breeze. When I was in my own world I felt someone looking at me, lifting a little my hat I saw Arturia in the other chair -that is exclusively for Mordred- watching my every move; 'well she is beautiful that's for sure'. After a few moments she started to talk, well more like a question.

"Why are you so interested in fishing?" That silly face when she asked that question makes me to curse at her in my head 'You muscle head! What would say the great fishermen in our world if they hear that stupid question?!' with a sigh I responded

"Sigh… is very peaceful in some ways and makes my mind rest for the tumultuous thoughts in my head, you only don't know the joy of battling with the fish in a fight full of stamina, intelligence and guts." (Lucius)

"But is not more fun to throw yourself to the sea and beat the crap out of the fish with your fist?" (Arturia)

I almost choke with that answer, looking at the serious face of Arturia I decided to ask her a very important question.

"Are you sure that you are a woman? You aren't some kind of man with the skin of a woman?"

"Well physiologically I'm a woman but I was raised as a man" with a shrug she told me that.

"What are your hobbies?" (Lucius)

"Battling, gambling, drinking, hunting, hearing the dirty jokes of my knights… you know the usual." This time I spit blood and took internal damage. Before I could respond her she throw herself to the sea and a lot of waves, explosions and noises were happening in it. After a few minutes I saw Arturia carrying a Fucking Sea Dragon from its tail! She summoned Dun Stallion, ride him and drag the dragon to my side again, looking at my silly face she displayed a smile so beautiful that only became more apparent from her wet hair and clothes that were hugging those… Fuck! Why she is so fucking hot! I screamed in my mind and started to chant "Mordred is my wife! She is the mother of my Wife! I can't have lustful thoughts! Be gone foul thoughts this body and mind only belongs to my wife!" Like if that was my mantra.

After a very long time, so long that the sun was setting I open my eyes and you can see that they are enlighten so… i folded my chair, reel my line and throw everything to the Gate of Babylon, with new mental strength I went to the room of my wife to do a lot of exercise but when I open the door I heard a woman's scream and a knife was throw at my soul partner! Without much time I evade the attack for a hair's breath. Not knowing what the hell happened, I looked at the one that throw that mortal weapon and my mind for the first time went.

"Error, error, error, emergency shutdown; it's necessary the reboot of all the systems, rebooting systems in 3…2…1… reboting!"

When I recover my conscious I was in my bed, at my side Mordred was sleeping very peaceful and no matter how much I try, I can't remember what happened nor do I know how is that I'm in my bed. Moving a little my body i unintentionally awake Mordred. Looking at her eyes she blinks them a little and says

"Five more minutes…" and after that she went to sleep again. Looking at the window I discover that was night time. Without much to do I decided to sleep again.

The next morning I woke up refreshed, all my fatigue disappeared and started the day with a smile but for some strange reason I think that I'm forgetting something. Without other reason I started to change my cloths and was in the kitchen with Mordred making breakfast. When the two of us were making the breakfast Arturia enters the kitchen and take a seat but for some reason she is avoiding me. 'maybe she is angry about the punishment'. Without paying attention to the reason I started to eat my breakfast, and from time to time Arturia was stealing looks at me. Mordred was very much carefree about the situation like if even if the world is collapsing she will finish first her breakfast before making something.

When we finished our breakfast I washed the dishes again and take a bath but before I could enter the bathroom Mordred says something to me

"Are you bullying my father?" (Mordred)

I pretty much was surprised for the question because "I always bully her" so that's something normal and Mordred was accustomed to our interactions, maybe that's why I don't know how to respond that.

Perhaps because I couldn't know how to answer her question and my confused expression she decided to drop the matter. Watching Mordred leave I suddenly have the feeling that I made some mistake and no matter how much I think I couldn't find the answer.

I took a bathroom and went to the armory to train my body. In there I saw Arturia making stabs to a dummy and I don't know what kind of aggravation made the dummy because the only thing remaining was the head, the other parts were totally destroyed.

"What despicable thinks made the dummy to you?" I think that I haven't say that. With a sudden trust Arturia started to target me with absolute desire to kill, I evade every single of her attacks but she was inveterate in stabing me!

"What the hell are you doing?!" (Lucius)

"You pervert! What did you do to me!?" (Arturia)

"I don't have the most minimum idea what are you talking about. I didn't do anything to youuuuu uh?" I suddenly remembered that I was attacked last night by Arturia because I saw… 'Oh shit! I'm royally screwed' taking opportunity of my dropped defense she throw her weapon and with a shoulder throw, she slammed me in the floor and well we are in the beginning of the chapter.

With the little of my strengths I inform Arturia that I'm seriously dying. She saw my plea and with a sudden turn she dislocates my arm and I only could grit my teeth to the pain. Arturia seeing my pitiful appearance her anger vanished a little and with a crack she put my shoulder in its place. Grimacing a little I only look to Arturia with an apology look, and tell her.

"Last night was my wrong. I never expected that you were in Mordred's room changing your cloths, and you can blame me for my intrusion; after all I give you your own room and it's in the further end of the corridor, hell even is in another floor! So let's put the incident in the past what you say?" (Lucius)

"sigh… you need to take responsibility for your actions! I will take my daughter to another room and you will sleep alone for a month!" hearing the first part I almost die of a heart attack but hearing the latter I sighed in relief.

"well… could you make the time a little less. Maybe a day? I don't think I can't endure so much timeeeee… wait a week! I can compromise a week no more please" I started to beg Arturia that she don't take my wife from my side for a month! Are you kidding me! A MONTH! After a few moments of barging we reached the conclusion of 10 days.

When Arturia leftI could heard a murmure from her.

"I absolutely won't fall for you! I'm a king and you are my vassal so is not appropriate for that relationship to bloom and above else you are the husband of my daughter!." (Arturia)