Of course, it can't be natural. Xiaowang baduzi in longchen's mouth is about Han Zhenyu who was killed by him.
In fact, Han Zhenyu is not a prince, not a royal lineage, but also a royal lineage, the future pillar of Korea.
That's why han Zhenyu had a jade symbol of identity left by the strong man of ancient Korea. However, this jade symbol of identity did not save Han Zhenyu's life. Long Chen did not buy the account of ancient Korea and cut him to death.
Eight little prince, was brutally killed one, the face of ancient Korea, is lost.
Han Wenjun's heart was very angry when he saw long Chen's mouth full of young princes, but he didn't show it. He said in a light way:
"I've heard of your name for a long time, but your speech and behavior are dirty. It's not suitable for the post of reception envoy. Isn't there any talent in Daxia
"No, no, no, you are totally mistaken. Reception is not a job, but a dirty and tired job.
People don't want to come here, so they sent me here. You didn't see me and changed clothes, just for fear of getting dirty things Dragon dust pats the armor on the body and laughs.
Han Wenjun said sarcasm twice, but he was slapped back in the face by long Chen. Although he tried to suppress it, his face was still not very good-looking.
He originally wanted to enrage long Chen. He wanted to see the furious appearance of long Chen. He was also very good at it. Because many people in Daxia ancient China were so angry that they blushed and their necks were thick, but he could not help it. Xia yunchong was one of them.
Unfortunately, he chose the wrong person. In terms of sarcasm, sarcasm and choking, long Chen is definitely a master level figure.
"Daxia sent people like you to receive us. I believe you are proficient in music, chess, calligraphy and painting, poetry and poetry?" Han Wenjun changed the way of breakthrough.
Because Han Wenjun's mission actually came to the summer to study and discuss under the banner of cultural exchange.
Among them, poetry, poetry, music, chess, calligraphy and painting skills, there will be exchanges, of course, martial arts and Taoism exchange is also part of it.
Therefore, the people who have always received envoys must be talented, knowledgeable, and basically both literate and military figures.
Han Wenjun has already inquired about it. Long Chen is a martial arts man. He was born in a very poor family. He was struggling at the bottom of the cultivation world. He just flew into the sky by chance. He had no cultural background and connotation. He was just a local leopard, so he spoke to the point.
"Poetry, songs, music, chess, calligraphy and painting, three schools and nine streams, five elements and eight trigrams, plum blossom easy to count, Qimen dunjia, there is no longchen do not understand." Long Chen's outspoken way.
"You Brag, how can you know so much at your young age Han Wenjun was frightened by the Dragon dust, but soon understood that the Dragon dust was fooling him and couldn't help sneering.
Not only was Han Wenjun startled, he opened the road in front of him, but also thousands of Korean strong men in the rear. They all looked unconvinced. This is too exaggerated.
"Don't use your intelligence quotient to measure my wisdom. It doesn't mean you haven't seen such a person.
I ask you, your father Come on, I'd better use the vernacular to say it. I don't think it's easy to say it. Does your father like playing chess best, or is he a good chess player? " Dragon dust road.
"Yes, my father's chess skills are rare." Han Wenjun said haughtily.
A generation of emperors, proficient in music, chess, calligraphy and painting, also spread out countless wonderful poems for the world to praise. Han Wenjun's father, that is, the contemporary Korean emperor, is really very talented.
"You may not believe it. In fact, I have known your father for a long time, but I have to say that your father is very talented and admirable.
It's just that your father, Mr. Li, has a stubborn temper... " Long Chen looks serious.
"Wait, what are you talking about? My name is Han Wenjun, and my father is king of Korea. Why is his surname Li?" Han Wenjun refuted on the spot.
Idiots, on this IQ can only do the frog in the well, but this IQ, I also rest assured.
"Your surname is Han. According to the law, your father should be your surname. I'm sorry, I know too many famous people and confused them."
Long Chen pretended to be embarrassed and apologized: "but it is true that I know your father. It was about ten years ago when I was a teenager playing chess at home.
Your father didn't know how, he suddenly appeared and said he would play chess with me. You may not believe it. Although I am proficient in all kinds of skills, I play chess best.
As a result, I fought with your father. At that time, I didn't know that your father was the emperor of a country. I didn't show mercy.
I have to say, your father's chess is very good, but I'm not bad either. The two people are inseparable. It's dark and the sun is dark... "
People along the way, can't help but speechless, just play a chess, just a few pieces, is that exaggerated?
Afraid of being interrupted, long Chen said quickly: "after a fight, it's called a cruel one. All the generals have been killed. In the end, each of us has only one piece left.
I left a "Scholar" and your father left an "elephant". I said that he would not.Your father used that "elephant" to look like me. I took that "Shi" to treat your father, so I entered into a seesaw battle: your father is like me, I am your father, your father is like me, I am your father, your father is like me, I am your father... "
Long Chen said it too fast. Han Wenjun listened to "your father is like me, I am your father" three times in a row.
"Long Chen, you are looking for death." Han Wenjun roared.
"Well, well, why are you swearing?" Long Chen looks puzzled.
"You are challenging me, Korea." Han Wenjun looks at the Dragon dust, his eyes are full of killing intention, a terrible pressure, lock the Dragon dust.
"Why do I swear? What a fact I said. " The innocent way of dragon dust.
"You You are clearly deliberately provocative. " Han Wenjun stopped and walked coldly.
Numbness, I hate these two words most. You deliberately hurt me before. How come it's not provocative?
But long Chen shook his head and said, "Mr. Han Wenjun, I'm a land of rites and ceremonies, but I can't let others be presumptuous.
What I said is true. The name of the man who played chess with me was Han Zhongsheng, which was his name at that time.
I didn't know who he was at that time, but when I got to Zhongzhou, I realized that he was actually the emperor of ancient Korea. He was worshipped in his heart at that time, but he never had the opportunity to see him. It's really impolite. "
"Asshole, there are more people with the same name and surname in the world. How do you know that he is my father?" Han Wenjun said angrily.
Long Chen suddenly realized: "ah? It's just the same name. It seems that there is a misunderstanding. Ah, I said, how could the emperors of other generations play chess with me? Thanks to your words, you have uncovered the mystery in my heart for many years. Thank you very much. "
After long Chen finished, he held his fist in a hurry and looked grateful. Han Wenjun hated his Qi and blood.
He was once again trapped by the Dragon dust, his sentence: more people with the same name and surname go, which is equivalent to the rescue of longchen, so that long Chen has an excuse to recognize the wrong person. He has a lot of anger, but he can't make it out.
……
Just when long Chen made Han Wenjun angry and half dead, far away in the palace of Daxia City, Xia Yuyang, the emperor of the great Xia Dynasty, was sitting on the hall. Opposite him, Xia yunchong's master was also there. They were tasting tea.
"Make the best use of everything. Long Chen is really a talented person, but this is a trick Li Tianxuan used. If you use it again, do you feel like picking up people's wisdom?" Xia yunchong's master, looking at Xia Yuyang, said with a smile.
"Some classic means are always used. Don't you think this picture is very enjoyable?" Xia Yuyang was indifferent to Tao.
On the wall, long Chen was rowing at Han Wenjun's Bibi, and his mouth foam was flying to cover up the wonderful process of "your father is like me, and I am your father". Both of them could not help smiling. They were both high-ranking beings. It was the first time that they heard of this kind of routine that was often played in the folk.
……
Finally, Han Wenjun learned to be obedient. He suppressed his anger and began to pretend to appreciate the scenery along the way. He stopped talking to longchen and avoided collision with him.
He found that ten of his words were not long Chen's opponents. The routine of long Chen's meeting was a thousand times that of his. If he was not careful, he fell into the pit, but he was not willing to. He secretly made a gesture to a woman beside him.
"Well, it's so rude. Is it a man? How the men of Da Xia and how they are so tasteless, no wonder the women of Da Xia like to marry into me in Korea. " The woman looked at long Chen and said.
Yo, did you send a female general? Korean men are too rogue, call women.
"I'm sorry, Miss Meili. I need to correct you.
First of all, I'm not from the summer. I'm just a temporary official, so it's meaningless.
Second, beautiful lady, don't use such a word to provoke a man. If the other party replies to you: am I a man, do you want to try? How do you answer that? " Dragon dust a show of hands, some helpless way.
Although it was an indirect and euphemistic answer, it was still too explicit, and the woman was immediately ashamed and angry.
"Rogue ruffian" that woman anger way.
The woman has a slender figure, protruding and backward, and looks very good, but for long Chen, who is used to seeing beautiful women, it is nothing. Compared with Mengqi, she is at best a green leaf.
"Beautiful lady, it's meaningless for you to talk like this. It's obvious that you take the initiative to question my male equipment and reproductive ability. I answered you in a pertinent and tactful way. How can I become a hooligan?" Long Chen looks innocent.
At this time, the entourage of the ancient kingdom of Daxia clearly knew that they could not laugh, and they were afraid of losing their sense of decency. However, they could not help it. They did not know how much pain they had suffered along the way.
The woman looked at the expressions of the guards who wanted to laugh but did not dare to smile. She said angrily:
"long Chen, if you are a man, you should accept my challenge from Li Wanji."
"Is it you?" The Dragon dust is startled, one face can't believe looking at that woman."Do you know me?" Li Wanji's cold tunnel.
"I don't know, but I have often heard of you mentioned. No wonder my majesty the great Xia emperor and his sons are so busy, because I think of an adjective." Long Chen's face was shy.
Every day
When long Chen finished that sentence, the guards on the spot suddenly came up with these four words in their mind.
"Puff"
in the palace hall, two peerless tea drinkers could not resist the sudden injury, and a mouthful of tea gushed from their mouths.
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