The civil affairs bureau, where Yu Wei brought me, was the civil affairs bureau. For a moment, I had a bad feeling in my heart!
"Elder sister Wei, what are we doing here?" I looked at Yu Wei nervously and asked.
Yu Wei's mouth was slightly upturned and he looked at me with a smile. The word "Get a license" came out of his mouth!
"What certificate?" My face turned a little green, and I vaguely seemed to understand something.
"What kind of certificate can I get here? It's either a divorce certificate or a marriage certificate! What do you think?"
"Wait a minute, elder sister Wei. I can't do this anymore!" My eyelids twitched a little. I thought I was just pretending to be my husband and fooling around. I didn't know I had to get a license!
If this thing is taken away, let alone a single nobleman like me, I will go straight to the grave of marriage. Even if it is just a show, a month later, it will be fine. But a very sharp question will appear. Then, even if I leave, won't I be a divorced man?
What the hell? What the hell? I became a second-hand product, this is not possible!
At that moment, I was about to leave, but Yu Wei grabbed my arm and said angrily, "Stop! You've already promised me that you can't keep your word!"
As he spoke, Yu Wei held onto my arm, refusing to let me out of the car.
I smiled bitterly and said, "Elder sister Wei, that's because you didn't tell me you had to be able to get a license before this! I thought it was just an ordinary shield. You're still involved in getting a license. There will be a file. By then, before I can enjoy the taste of marriage, I'll become a divorcee. What a tragedy! Besides, you have to have a household register to get your license! I don't have my household register with me, so I'm sure I can't get it. Stop messing around, or we can wash up and sleep!"
"Sleep your mother! I have a friend who is in the civil affairs bureau. She can find a way to keep your and my files in the marriage registration office of this city for three months. During these three months, it will be effective. After three months, it will not be effective! Therefore, no records will be generated! Did you think of it? Why didn't you think of it? You don't want to be a second-hand divorced man, do I want to be a second-hand divorced woman?" Yu Wei bared his teeth and glared at me angrily.
When I heard Yu Wei say that, I was slightly surprised and said, "Really?"
"Nonsense, can I make a joke? Can I show up in the same household register as you to deal with my sister? What are you thinking?" Yu Wei said to me in disgust. Although I felt a little uncomfortable listening to it, it seemed that there was nothing wrong with what Yu Wei said, so after confirming it with yu wei again, I calmed down, then smiled and coaxed Yu Wei, and entered the civil affairs bureau with yu wei!
After entering the civil affairs bureau, I realized that Yu Wei was not lying, because she made a phone call first, and then someone came to handle this for us. Even a copy of the household register was useless. She just used her id card, took a few photos, and then a marriage certificate was sent to us!
Although I knew it was just a show, and I could last for three months, when this red book reached my hand, I still had a strange feeling in my heart!
Especially, I have a daughter-in-law too. While thinking about it, I looked at Yu Wei with a strange expression. Just then, yu wei actually looked at me. When she looked at me, her face flushed red. Unconsciously, she looked away, stopped looking at me, and her ears turned red!
I laughed and whispered in Yu Wei's ear, "Daughter-in-law!"
Yu Wei got angry and glared at me in shame. "Stop yelling. We're just playing around! You mustn't tell anyone about this!"
"Yes, yes! Can't you stop screaming? The marriage certificate has been completed. Shall we go home? I'll move my two little babies to elder sister Wei's house! By the way, when is your sister coming over?"
"She's coming over tomorrow afternoon. You don't have to move the cat. You can move it tomorrow at noon! You don't have to stay here today!" Yu Wei seemed to think there was something wrong with what I said. He gave me a sideways glance. I was speechless for a while. God forbid. There was no evil in what I said!
However, if Yu Wei doubts it, then doubt it. I am too lazy to explain, and then I asked yu wei what to do now, whether to go back to the company or what!
Yu Wei directly said to go to the company, and I nodded directly!
And this time, because everything was done, Yu Wei's face suddenly leaked out again. He used to drive his own car, and now the task of driving suddenly fell on me.
In this regard, I can only sigh with emotion, Yu Wei's hand still hasn't changed!
On the way back to the company, Yu Wei seemed restless. I opened my mouth to ask but didn't ask!
Soon, with my steady and fast driving skills, I drove Yu Wei back to the company. Before I got out of the car, Yu Wei put both marriage certificates in her bag and saved them. I didn't care. There was no place for me to put them.
Just like that, Yu Wei and I went back to the company, she went back to her office, and I went back to my office!
When I got back to the office, I poured a glass of water from a paper cup on the table. It was tiring enough for me to work all day long.
After drinking the water, I leaned against my chair and squinted to take a nap.
But before I could fall asleep, the sound of the door opening suddenly rang out, and I frowned slightly. I was surprised who came into my office without knocking on the door, so I opened my eyes unhappily, only to find that the person who came into my office was Zhang Yan!
"Elder sister Yan? How could it be you? Is elder sister Wei looking for me?" I could only think of it that way, but Zhang Yan shook his head directly and said to me in an unfriendly tone, "It's not elder sister Wei. I'm looking for you myself!"
Hearing this, I was stunned for a moment and said in surprise, "Then sister yan, why are you looking for me?"
"What did you say? Delete the recording!" Zhang Yan looked at me fiercely.
"Oh, ha ha...!" As soon as Zhang Yan finished speaking, I laughed. I only blame what happened today for being so unbelievable that it refreshed my three views for 23 years, so much so that I forgot everything about Zhang Yan. Now that Zhang Yan said this, I realized what was going on. It turned out that Zhang Yan was still worried about the morning duck incident!
"Are you still smiling? You know what elder sister Wei wants from you. It's not a bad thing. It should be a good thing for you. I didn't lie to you, and you can't cheat. Delete the recording quickly!" Zhang Yan had been very upset all day, feeling as if her braid had been caught in someone's hands. This particular braid was still a fake, but it was a fake, but the words really came out of her mouth. If the recording was leaked, then she would really jump into the Yellow River and not be able to wash it!
So, when she saw Yu Wei return, she made sure that I was back too, so she stormed in and forced me to delete the recording!
However, to be honest, Zhang Yan's aggressive attitude still made me very unhappy, so I decided to tease Zhang Yan!
Thinking about this, I took the phone out of my pocket with a smile and dangled it in front of Zhang Yan. Zhang Yan's eyes lit up and he reached out to take the phone away, but when I stopped, Zhang Yan jumped into the air!
Zhang Yan was so angry that he glared at me with shame and anger. "You don't mean what you say!"
I chuckled and looked at Zhang Yan with a smile. "I didn't say anything, I didn't say anything, but I can't just delete it, because what you said in the morning was wrong. You think it's a good thing, but I don't think it's a good thing! Therefore, the information you gave me was wrong!"
"You... You're clearly playing tricks on you?" Zhang Yan felt like his nose was crooked and he wanted to hit me.
I scratched my head and bared my teeth, "Whatever you want, if you want me to delete the recording, you have to agree to a condition. Otherwise, I won't delete it! But don't worry, I can't do anything that others will know. I'll swallow it in my stomach until I die!"
"You...!" Zhang Yan glanced at me again. "You're so hateful! What are your conditions? But don't go too far!"
Hearing what Zhang Yan said, my eyes lit up. From top to bottom, I carefully looked at Zhang Yan. Zhang Yan's face turned red from my gaze. The scene of being threatened by me when he was late came to mind unconsciously, so Zhang Yan's face changed and he took the lead, "Don't have any evil thoughts about me, or I'll tell elder sister Wei!"
"No evil thoughts! Okay, that's not a bad idea. Let's have a normal man's mind. Well, let me touch my chest...!" At the end of the sentence, I looked at Zhang Yan repeatedly. Zhang Yan's face turned red, and I don't know if it was anger or shame. "No..."
"Forget it then! Tell elder sister Wei!" I said very single.
"You... You wait!" Zhang Yan was so angry with my indifferent eyes that he stomped his feet angrily and then slammed the door and left!
Seeing such a situation, I wondered if I had really played a big game and felt a little uneasy in my heart!
However, in the midst of my anxiety, the door opened again!
It was still Zhang Yan's angry and extremely aggrieved face that walked in. She walked in again, closed the door gently, looked at me with a pursed mouth and said to me, "Just touch it. You have to delete the recording..."
When I heard this, I was stunned, and then I couldn't help but rejoice. I thought it was over, but I didn't expect that Zhang Yan would agree to come again. It was really a turn of the century!
But I don't care what zhang yan thinks in her heart. Since Zhang Yan agreed, I won't be polite!
At that moment, I stood up from my chair and walked towards Zhang Yan with a wicked smile on my lips. As I walked, I smiled and said, "Elder sister Yan, don't worry. I won't hurt you, gaga..."
"If you want to touch it, just touch it, don't talk nonsense...!" Zhang Yan said shyly and angrily, "Mmm...!"
However, before Zhang Yan could finish speaking, my hand reached out to Zhang Yan and touched a very soft place. Zhang Yan could not help but let out a sweet cry, and his face was a lot more blurred!