Chapter 537

Of course, although Huo Shiyi's addiction to such things makes Si Nian particularly unable to understand and cooperate 100%, his technology... Is really invincible!

At least in Si Nian's heart, it's invincible! After all, she has no other experience! Who let her experience such a man in her sad life?!

Therefore, although the frequency is a little higher, at least, in most cases, Si Nian still enjoys it!

……

Next day——

Si Nian went to work with two particularly obvious dark circles under his eyes. He was so depressed that he almost didn't sleep all night.

But she did stay up almost all night!

"Oh! Si Nian, why are the dark circles so heavy? Didn't sleep much last night? Have you taken care of tossing with your husband again? "

In the tea room, several colleagues who were familiar with Si Nian on weekdays couldn't help teasing her.

"Ha ha..."

Si Nian pulled at the corners of his mouth, but he didn't laugh. He didn't even have the spirit to joke with them.

"Tut tut! Look at your good sex... "

Si Nian heard them say this, and suddenly he was really going to cry, "do you think I have such sexual happiness?!"

I can't even sleep well. I'm tortured by men every day. Unexpectedly, I say she's happy?!

"You are a woman born in bliss! Do you know how many Shao / women can't beg!! Your husband is very good at it! You have to watch him closely on weekdays. How many Shao / women want to rush over such a man! "

As soon as he said this, Si Nian had an impulse

Why don't you find a lover for your husband?! How can my little body withstand his destruction day and night?!

Of course, this terrible idea is only fleeting, and it passes through my mind in a flash.

Because this is not the first time she has this idea.

As early as last month, Si Nian jokingly asked Huo Shiyi to go out to find someone else for recreation. As a result... The damn day was the weekend. Si Nian was tossed by him and went to bed for two days!!

Now, Si Nian can't help shivering.

This guy didn't know what animal dog was born in his last life!

"Si Nian, you are satisfied! Look at Arlene. Every day she comes here with a look of resentment and dissatisfaction. Do you want to be as happy as her? "

Happy!!

Si Nian wishes he were her!! At least you don't have to be put around in bed when you're asleep?

The colleague looked at Si Nian as if she didn't enter the oil and salt. He glanced at her and went to work.

At noon, I heard my colleagues shouting, "Si Nian, your husband came to pick you up for lunch!"

“……”

When Si Nian heard this, he seemed to be under a spell, and his face suddenly turned into a steamed stuffed bun.

How naive the colleagues are! Do you really think her husband just came to pick her up for lunch?

Huo Shiyi took Si Nian home. The first thing he did when he came in... Was to take off her clothes.

"Wife, I haven't seen you for a long time. Do you miss me?"

He picked up Si Nian, loaded her on the sofa and kissed her like a thirst quencher.

"Think, think..."

Si Nian was out of breath when he kissed him. Their clothes had already scattered all over the ground, "you hurry to cook. I'm hungry!"

“OK！”

Huo Shiyi kissed Si Nian's red lips and went into the kitchen with satisfaction.

Generally, when they just come home, they won't do anything. They can kiss her at most, but there is one thing that must be done, that is... Being honest with each other.

I don't know where he got into trouble.

According to his meaning, seeing such a wife, he will even be in a better mood to cook, so cooking will be more delicious.

Most of the time, Si nianzhen was glad that there were no children between them. Otherwise, the scene was unimaginable.

But having no children doesn't mean they won't be caught

Once, as soon as they came back, according to the usual practice, Si Nian was tossed by Huo Shiyi. They were hugging in the kitchen. When they were in love, unexpectedly, her mother suddenly came. She didn't even knock on the door and walked in with the key.

Do you know how embarrassing they were?

dress?

The clothes are still in the hall! There's no time!!

At that meeting, Si Nian felt that he had lost his self-esteem in front of his mother!! Somehow, he Huo Shiyi didn't have any psychological shadow, and he will still be the same in the future.

Although Huo Shiyi is a little fierce about this kind of thing, Si Nian also thinks that he does better than ordinary men in hurting his wife.

At least every noon, I won't be willing to let her eat a big pot of rice or be poisoned by the gutter oil outside. Therefore, no matter how busy I am, I will take her home and cook for her at noon.

Then, on the days when she came to the moon every month, Huo Shiyi not only didn't dislike her useless, but also took care of her like a baby in the palm of his hand. He would make brown sugar ginger water for her every day. At night, he would hold her tightly in his arms and never move any hands or feet on her, just holding her contentedly.

At this time, Si Nian will feel that he is really the baby in his husband's heart. In addition to his desire for her, his love for her is also strong.

At noon this day, Si Nian didn't have to be picked up by Huo Shiyi to feed him.

She asked Gu ran to go out for lunch at noon.

"Oh! I'm in high spirits. Have you enjoyed your life recently? "

Gu ran couldn't help teasing her.

"Don't mention it!!"

Si Nian sucked the lemonade in his cup. "Don't gloat at at me."

"You really don't know your happiness in happiness."

Listen, listen, share the same tone with her colleagues!!

Let them also receive this blessing, and see if they can accept it!

"All right! This is about you two. You usually communicate with each other! "

Gu ran heard Si Nian mention this earlier. When he first heard it, he didn't make Gu ran happy.

Finally, Si Nian concluded that the two of them are... Lovers. Their sexual relationship is not harmonious!

Big problem!!

"How can I communicate with him? His enthusiasm for such things is unimaginable!"

Speaking of it, Si Nian is depressed.

"Have you talked to him?"

"Talk! But he went in the left ear and out the right ear. He didn't take it seriously! "

“……”

Gu ran smiled and glanced at Si Nian, "isn't it as exaggerated as you said? Is Huo Shiyi really so brave? "

"What do you say? Don't you see that I'm almost a complaining woman?! "

"Then hang him out for a while! Otherwise, it's really not possible. You might as well help your family stay for a while! "

"Bad idea!! It's not that you don't know. I live at home. He chased me home like me! "

"... then you can't escape his tiger's mouth! I think you'd better find a good time to talk to him! You said you were really funny. Other people's sexual relations are not harmonious. It's all because one party can't, but it's good for you. On the contrary, it's because some people are too powerful in some aspects!! "

Si Nian innocently bit the straw. "Do you think it's a disease? Shall I take him to the andrology department? "

"... unless you don't want to live!! Forget your last lesson of two days and two nights? "

“……”

Si Nian thought about it and felt a chill in his heart. "Then I'd better find an appropriate time to talk to him again!"

……

Si Nian here has an appointment with Gu ran, and Huo Shiyi over there is not idle.

In the evening, he was about to drink a little wine and make complaints about him.

"Why is this woman so hard to figure out?"

"What's the matter? Have you quarreled with your sister-in-law again? "

AZU touched Huo Shiyi's glass wall, took a sip of wine and asked him.

"No noise, but some aspects are not very harmonious."

Huo Shiyi shook his head depressed.

Drink the cocktail directly.

"I know you two are in conflict. Otherwise, how can you be willing not to accompany your wife and ask me out for a drink!"

"No quarrel!"

Huo Shiyi denied it, but he didn't know how to say it, "let's say so! It's actually the two of us... In bed... Not very harmonious! "

"Poof..."

AZU took a mouthful of wine and sprayed it directly from his mouth. He glanced at Huo Shiyi strangely and said with a smile, "brother Yi, you really can't do it?"

"Bah!!"

Huo Shiyi kicked him angrily, "you can't!"

"Then you say the two are not harmonious."

Huo Shiyi added another glass of wine and asked AZU solemnly, "actually, I think your sister-in-law... Is a little... Cold..."

“……”

AZU looked at Huo Shiyi dumbly.

Huo Shiyi put his arm on the table and seriously AZU, "how many times do you and Li Wu usually do a day?"

“……”

AZU stared, opened his mouth and stared at him in amazement.

Like that, my chin is falling off.

"What's your expression?!"

Huo Shiyi bumped him with his arm.

"No... not..." ah Zu came back, "brother Yi, what did you just ask me? How many times a day? "

AZU felt that either he heard wrong or he said wrong!

"Yes! How many times a day!! Any questions? "

"No problem?!"

AZU looked at Huo Shiyi in amazement. He looked very serious. It didn't look like he was talking nonsense. He swallowed his saliva and asked him, "brother Yi, how many times a day do you and your sister-in-law?"

"I asked you first, you answer me first!"

"Me? This number... "

AZU raised a finger and said "three".

"Three times?!"

Huo Shiyi seems to be satisfied with this number but indignant, "look! Look! You do it three times. I usually do it three times at most. I usually do it once or twice... "

"Brother Yi!!"

AZU didn't wait for Huo Shiyi to finish talking, so he stopped him directly, because he was afraid that he would die of inferiority complex if he listened to it again.

AZU shook his finger, "I said these three times... Three times a week!!"

“……”

Huo Shiyi was like swallowing something in his throat. When he got to his mouth, he choked in again and couldn't say a word any more.

For a long time

"Three times a week?"

He obviously still can't believe it.

"Or what? You don't think three times a day? Brother Yi, once a day can torture people to death. Three times a week is the most appropriate!! To be honest, how many times a week do you have? "

"Me?" Huo Shiyi was really guilty and frowned, "it's estimated that... Eight, nine, ten times a week..."

"So the average is one more day?!"

AZU suddenly felt some sympathy for cheese.

"... well."