"I'll do it!"
McGonagall took back half of his leg and nearly fell off the edge of the cliff.
"System, what the hell is this?"
"You're trying to murder your father!"
Barely balancing on the edge of the cliff, McGonagall roared as he looked down at a small pool.
"Host, please pay attention to your words!"
"Even if we may be father and son, can you call yourself my father?"
"I don't want face!"
The system is serious.
McGonagall tugged at the corner of his mouth. When he came to his mouth, he couldn't bear to say it. He coughed two times and said, "well, what's the matter when you challenge 100 meters Buddha to jump off the wall? I'll come in and learn how to cook. I'll challenge the Buddha to jump over the wall! And whose fence is that high? Are all the monks giants? "
[Shen Maige]
11 / 11 / 2016 from VIP members
"What nonsense Buddha jumps over the wall? As a chef of this dish, you should first experience the 100 meter Buddha jumps over the wall, know what it takes for a monk to climb over the wall, and then work. Otherwise, don't hang the word" Buddha jumps over the wall "in the door. It's a shame!
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Forward: 1.1 million, message: 150000, like: 99
McGonagall's mind soon came up with a micro blog screenshot.
Message 1:
"I hope you will become a chef in your next life, and experience the 100 meter Buddha jumping wall first!" Praise: 350000
The second message: "strongly support upstairs!" Praise: 300000
The third message: "is there anyone who likes Ma Rong now?" Praise: 250000]
McGonagall: "and
This is his meow
There's no such thing as Fark said.
McGonagall's eyes were filled with tears when he looked at the number one hot review. Is he a prophet?
When he comes out, he has to pay back sooner or later. McGonagall has a deep understanding of this sentence.
"Well, the system. It's just that I was cheap after drinking. I can't take it seriously. Let's remove the broken wall. If we have something to say, nothing can't pass." MEG coughed two times, then looked down at the pool.
It looks like it's only about 10 square meters. Standing more than 100 meters high, looking down, it's like a small bottle mouth.
After all, he's not a professional diver. He's 100 meters high. He really wants to fall down, but it turns into a lump of meat sauce.
Although this is the kitchen god testing ground, even if it's hung up, it can be saved again, but in terms of the fidelity of the kitchen god testing ground, the pain will not be any discount.
"Please complete the task of challenging the 100 meter Buddha to jump over the wall as soon as possible. After the countdown of 30 seconds, the height of the wall will be increased by 10 meters, and the speed will be increased by 10 meters per minute!"
The system is serious.
"OK, you can jump. You can make the water pit bigger. You've seen a 100 meter diving family use a water pit of this size. Isn't this a pit father?" McGonagall raised his eyebrows and looked at the countdown that had begun to flash.
"Host, please pay attention to your words!" The system solemnly warned, and then said: "through the calculation of this system, the 3 * 3 pool is enough for the host to dive for one person, and the water depth of 15 meters is enough to unload the diving impulse of the host, so as to ensure that the host will not die because of this diving."
"I..."
"Countdown: 10, 9, 8..."
The system ignored MEG and entered the countdown time.
"Damn it
After taking a deep breath, McGonagall tried to calm himself down. He recalled the movements of professional athletes in diving competitions he had seen before. He closed his eyes and adjusted his breathing.
3、2、1!
Bend your knees and leap forward!
Close legs, straight posture, it is a bit like a diver.
McGonagall's eyes were fixed on the pool below, and he kept enlarging at the speed of his naked eye. It seemed that there was no problem at all. His mind had already begun to recall the God's water pressure technique of the dream team.
then.
"Pa!"
"You're dead."
MEG stood by the high wall, blinked hard, drove the memory of falling to the shore out of his mind, and then roared:
"System, I knock your mother!"
"Whatever you want."
"I..."
"Countdown: 10, 9, 8..."
"Knock your mother!"
McGonagall made another leap of faith, but this time he didn't choose to land on his face or pay attention to the graceful posture, instead, he chose to walk down.
He had thought that even if he could not jump into the pool, even if he was injured, he would not die again.
"Click."
"Your foot is broken."
"I can't concentrate on the cooking test under the condition of broken leg, please challenge again!"
"Good luck."
……
Standing by the high wall for the ninety ninth time, McGonagall looked at the pool below and laughed scornfully. Before the countdown began, he jumped down.
This kind of thing is like a hoop. If you aim at one, it's likely that you can't get it right. If you throw it around blindly
"Pa!"
"You're dead."
……
The 101st time, with a huge water burst, McGonagall jumped out of the water, threw a handful of elegant hair, and said with a contemptuous smile: "Oh, isn't it only 100 meters?"
"Congratulations to the host for completing the task of challenging the 100 meter Buddha jumping off the wall. In view of the excellent performance of the host, the 150 meter Buddha jumping off the wall experience task has been unlocked. Do you accept it?"
"Hahaha, what? Today's wind is so noisy. It's time to start to be a Buddha."
McGonagall turned around and left. What kind of bullshit experience mission do you think he's a fool?
As soon as McGonagall turns around, the high wall and pool disappear. As soon as the scene turns around, McGonagall is standing in the middle of the closed kitchen, except for a few more soup pots on the stove and an ochre old Shaoxing wine jar.
"Can the authentic Buddha jump over the wall really make the monk give up meditation and come over the high wall? What kind of delicious food should it be to give him such courage? Or is that a meat and wine monk without meat? " MEG thought curiously.
After looking around, McGonagall went to the refrigerator and began to check the new ingredients.
A few more squares were added to the refrigerator, with dried abalone, sea cucumber, fish bone, fish lips, mushrooms, Yao Zhu, pigeon eggs
Thirty kinds of ingredients fill a lot of space in the refrigerator at once. Fortunately, the refrigerator space is large enough, and each kind of ingredients occupies a small position. The natural advantage of the system's automatic replenishment is obvious at this moment.
"Thirty kinds of ingredients are cooked in one pot. It's really a technical job. I hope I can get out of here by tomorrow morning." MEG thought to himself. He opened the refrigerator and began to look out for the ingredients.