It seems that everyone knows that he likes Lin Xiaoxiao, but Lin Xiaoxiao doesn't.
It's also for Lin Xiaoxiao. He is ready to end his single life and open the way for Lin Xiaoxiao's happiness.
Lin Chen, Lin Chen, I despise you.
Thinking about it, Lin Xiaozhe put up his two fingers and shook them. After that, he spat hard at his middle finger.
His life, it is clear that the life of Xiaoxiao free and unrestrained, how can be trapped by worldly love?
However, although he despised himself, his words also went out. If you say it out, people have agreed. If you go back on it easily, isn't it not so manly?
Lin Xiaozhe secretly thought, took his mobile phone, opened Zhihu, logged into his own trumpet, and entered a line in the input box: ask for help from others, others agreed, but he didn't want to continue, if you go back on it, isn't it very tasteless?
When he finished, he pressed the send button.
Soon, the page was refreshed, and a lot of answers appeared in the comments below. Those people's answers, just like Lin Xiaozhe's own, are extremely spurned, and some even rise to the level of moral character.
Is it that serious?
Lin Xiaozhe speechless suction nose, rubbing the injured little heart, the mobile phone will be thrown aside. Just getting up to take a bath, I heard his wechat ring again. When he opened wechat, it was a friend who added a notice.
Open to see, Lin Xiaozhe found that it was Tong Jiangwen.
Just when Lin Xiaozhe hesitated to pass Tong Jiangwen's friend request, Tong Jiangwen added it again. The verification information was: add me quickly. I have something important to tell you.
All right.
Lin Xiaozhe angrily points through, waiting for the important things in Tong Jiangwen's mouth.
Tong Jiangwen sent a picture, Lin Xiaozhe point to see, is a picture of the household register. Lin Xiaozhe is speechless for a while, reply: what meaning?
"My account book is ready, husband. When shall we register?" Tong Jiangwen sent a voice message. The excitement in her speech was so obvious that Lin Xiaozhe couldn't ignore it.
“……” Lin Xiaozhe's mouth twitched slightly twice, and then went back to six points.
Tong Jiangwen asked, "husband, why don't you talk? Are you asleep? Curious. Jpg. "
Lin Xiaozhe: "bleeding / px."
Tong Jiangwen: "husband, how did you vomit blood? Don't you mind? "
“……” Lin Xiaozhe speechless reply, "wipe sweat / Px, you can't stop calling my husband."
"Curiosity / PX is not a husband, what is it?" Tong Jiangwen asked again.
"Crazy / PX is nothing but a husband. If you call me husband again, I'll beat someone up!" Lin Xiaozhe made a crazy expression in the past.
"OK, husband, I won't call him husband." Tong Jiangwen quickly shut up and yelled twice. Lin Xiaozhe completely speechless, hematemesis expression package hair full screen.
Tong Jiangwen returns to Lin Xiaozhe's smiling face pack.
Lin Xiaozhe rolled his eyes at the mobile phone screen and said, "don't go out and talk nonsense."
Tong Jiangwen back, "you know, don't worry, my mouth is very strict, I promise not to drag you back."
Listening to Tong Jiangwen's voice, Lin Xiaozhe is in a better mood.
Well, this time, she didn't call her husband.
"Good night, husband." Just when Lin Xiaozhe is very satisfied with Tong Jiangwen's obedience, Tong Jiangwen sends another voice message. Lin Xiaozhe point to listen, a burst of vomit blood, frantically throw the mobile phone again, and then collapsed on the sofa pretending to die.
It's over. It's over.
He seems to have made a wrong decision again!
How could he find Tong Jiangwen?
Thinking of Tong Jiangwen's call for her husband just now, Lin Xiaozhe thinks of how his fans usually tease him. Usually, his fans usually call him husband. On weekdays, his fans always say that he is cute and wants to have a good day. In a word, how can his words be dirty. I remember that once, because of the need of a magazine, he took a group of photos, in which there was a POS showing the back of his body. A few days later, he found that his fans had also lost his lower body clothes to P, leaving only a little thing to block the key parts.
Is Tong Jiangwen one of those fans?
After pretending to be dead for a long time, Lin Xiaozhe struggled to get up from the sofa, reached his mobile phone again, and lost in wechat: Tong Jiangwen, I regret that I won't get married with you.
News just hit, ready to send, Lin Xiaoxiao's video phone suddenly called. Lin Xiaozhe hesitated slightly and chose the answer button. At the other end of the video, Lin Xiaoxiao is in a hotel, wearing a sexy nightgown, and Rugou shows up. She seems to have just taken a bath and her hair is dripping with water.
Lin Xiaozhe shamefully hard.
"Brother, what are you doing?" Asked Lin Xiaoxiao.
Lin Xiaozhe looks as usual back, "in the hotel, just ready to take a bath. Your hair is so wet. Why don't you blow it? It's cold in winter. ""It's all right ~" Lin Xiaoxiao waved his hand and returned carelessly.
Lin Xiaozhe sternly admonishes Lin Xiaoxiao, "how can it be ok? You are a little girl. If you don't blow your hair after washing, in case of migraine... "
In the middle of the story, a figure suddenly swayed behind Lin Xiaoxiao. A man in a man's pajamas came up with a hair dryer. Lin Xiaozhe's heart ached and he couldn't say anything.
Nima, it's the Japanese melon.
The Japanese melon bowed down, waved to Lin Xiaozhe in the video and said, "brother, you can trust me to take care of Xiaoxiao. After she washes her head, I will blow dry her hair."
Lin Xiaozhe, "..."
Mother chicken, ghost is your brother.
"Brother, you see, Yuanjie is so kind to me! Let me tell you, my name is Yuanjie. He will never go west. So, brother, you must come on and let my parents agree to marry Yuanjie as soon as possible. Then I'll have another nephew for you to play with. " Lin Xiaoxiao shows her love with Lin Xiaozhe happily.
Lin Xiaozhe couldn't eat the dog food. He coughed and interrupted Lin Xiaoxiao
"Ah, brother, you said." Lin Xiaoxiao hurried to listen carefully.
"Nothing, just tell you, show love, share quickly." Lin Xiaozhe's face is not red and he is breathless.
Share it, share it, share it early.
He doesn't get angry when he sees it.
Lin Xiaoxiao was angry and said to Lin Xiaozhe, "brother, what are you talking about?"
“…… It's nothing. It's nothing. It's the same law since ancient times. If you want to play with Japanese melons Ah, bah, if you want to go for a long time, don't always stimulate single dogs. " Lin Xiaozhe deliberately calm said.
Lin Xiaoxiao curled his mouth and didn't speak.
"Don't worry, you will marry Wu Yuanjie." Lin Xiaozhe looks at Lin Xiaoxiao's unhappy face. He can't bear to coax her in a soft voice.
This coax, Lin Xiaoxiao smile, "that depends on you!"
"Well." Lin Xiaozhe nodded seriously and hung up the video phone.
Interface back, Lin Xiaozhe just to tongjiangwen hit the sentence is still quiet in the input field. Lin Xiaozhe looked at the news with a bitter smile and silently deleted the news.
Then, he sent a voice message to Tong Jiangwen, "did you sleep?"
"No Tong Jiangwen seconds back, "what's the matter? Husband? "
“…… Yes Lin Xiaozhe also does not struggle, acquiesces Tong Jiangwen to call his husband.
Tong Jiangwen, "what's the matter?"
"Now that all your documents are ready, don't wait for the day after tomorrow. You'll call Peng Yu later and say there's something wrong with asking for leave. I'll see you at the gate of the Civil Affairs Bureau at nine tomorrow morning. " In a word, Lin Xiaozhe tried his best to control the sadness in his heart and said it to the voice key. After that, he thought about it and added, "when it's done, I'll compensate you for a big girl's main play. I'll give you a lift."
"I don't want the big girl to play." Soon, Tong Jiangwen returned the news.
Lin Xiaozhe Leng Leng, unclear asked, "don't big girl main play want what?"
"I want you to be happy." Tong Jiangwen seriously back.
She wants him to be happy?
Lin Xiaozhe lights the voice message sent by Tong Jiangwen. After listening to it twice, his heart suddenly feels cramped. He shook his head, forced to suppress the sadness of tearing his liver and intestines, and said, "I've always been very happy."
"That's good. I'll wait for you tomorrow morning at nine o'clock in the Civil Affairs Bureau." Tong Jiangwen road.
After answering the news, she also sent a facial expression package [squint].
"Bereavement." Make complaints about Tong Jiang Wen's expression bag. Lin Xiaozhe mobile phone Tucao once again, the cell phone again thrown back on the bed, took the pajamas into the bathroom.
There is something big to do tomorrow, so he has to take a good bath and have a good sleep.
……
Lin Xiaozhe sleeps sweetly, but Tong Jiangwen can't sleep in the hotel. She took her mobile phone and listened to the voice messages Lin Xiaozhe sent to her repeatedly. The smile at the corner of her mouth could not be restrained.
How excited!
At nine o'clock tomorrow morning, she will get the marriage certificate with her male god.
Ah, ah!
What to do? She can't sleep tonight!
Forget it, since I can't sleep, I won't sleep.
Tong Jiangwen lifted the quilt, got up, quietly went to the dresser, took out a set of make-up she had just bought, and then sat in front of the mirror and smeared it on her face.
She is tossing about her make-up, thinking that she will dress up beautiful tomorrow and join the Civil Affairs Bureau with Lin Chen.
As long as she got into the Civil Affairs Bureau and got the certificate, she and Lin Chen were officially recognized as husband and wife by law. Once you get the marriage certificate, it's impossible to ask her to divorce him.
How can the man God, who is not easy to get, let him fly?
It's more spiteful than a cooked duck flying, OK?After painting, Tong Jiangwen finally got a satisfied look. She calls this make-up "glamour men's make-up.".
Tomorrow, she must be confused by the male god, and then let the male God turn his eyes and fall in love with her.
She's not willing to be someone else's stand in.
She's going to be on the same stage with the male god.
It's just
After making up, Tong Jiangwen looked at the time. It was only 12:30. After all, if this will go to sleep, what should she do with such a delicate makeup?
But if she doesn't sleep, what should she do with the long night?
After thinking about it for a long time, Tong Jiangwen is going to turn on her computer to watch the costume movie and TV series that let her into Lin xiaozheking, and savor the feeling of her first love for the male god at that time.
I still remember that the male god of that year was only a young man.
In the twinkling of an eye, the male god can marry
Ah bah, the male god can marry her in a twinkling of an eye.
……
Tong Jiangwen watched TV dramas all night. In the early morning, her make-up became much lighter. She puffed and puffed to make up. It was not easy for her to stay up until 8 am. She had breakfast in a hurry and went to the Civil Affairs Bureau.
It's only 15 minutes from the movie city to the Civil Affairs Bureau.
For fear that she is dreaming, when waiting for Lin Xiaozhe, Tong Jiangwen listens to the voice repeatedly to confirm that it is true that she wants to marry Lin Xiaozhe. In the illusion and reality constantly intertwined that feeling, Tong Jiangwen saw Lin Xiaozhe on time.
Lin Xiaozhe, who never goes out to avoid the media, wears a hat, mask and sunglasses this time. However, Tong Jiangwen recognizes him with her eyes. Tong Jiangwen ran happily and stopped in front of Lin Xiaozhe. Her heart seemed to jump out of her body.
"You You just come here Lin Xiaozhe frowned at Tong Jiangwen.
Tong Jiangwen did not nod her head improperly. She is just a new girl, and not many people know her. She touched her face, looking forward to the reply, "how do I look like this today?"
Lin Xiaozhe staggered Tong Jiangwen's body and headed for the office hall of the Civil Affairs Bureau Forget it. Go in. "
Originally, he thought that Lin Xiaozhe would be attracted to his well-dressed self, but he never thought that he was still indifferent and even a little lost. A strong pain struck Tong Jiangwen's heart.
She looked at Lin Xiaozhe's back as he walked away quickly. She squeezed a lot of smiles at the corners of her mouth and quickened her pace to catch up. She looked sideways at Lin Xiaozhe and asked, "do you regret it?"
"It's just a fake. There's no regret. Let's wait here." Lin Xiaozhe casually back a, looking for a quiet corner to sit, waiting in line.
At nine in the morning, not too many people got married, but not too many. After seeing off more than ten couples, the office called Lin Xiaozhe and Tong Jiangwen. Tong Jiangwen follows Lin Xiaozhe, sits on the chair and looks at the staff.
The two handed out their papers together.
"Please take off your hat, sunglasses and mask, sir." The staff rushed to the heavily armed Lin Xiaozhe road.
Lin Xiaozhe, "..."
There are more and more people in the Civil Affairs Bureau. They are all young men and women. Lin Xiaozhe thinks that if he takes his equipment, someone will recognize him.
"Sir, we'll take some photos later. We have to verify your identity, so would you please cooperate?" The staff also gave a harmonious reminder.