Chapter 53：When Marsh Mellows Attack!

Blue Fire Mountain, King's Hall.

Two Cosmic immortals had just finished playing games with each other.

They sat in the throne room with the king they had handpicked many years ago, he was Blue Fire Mountain's precious Dragon King. However, they'd never expected he'd go so far as to disturb their play time.

As a cosmic immortal couple, they were something akin to gods, and spent most of their time cultivating away from the puny mortals such as this Dragon King who was only an Earth God! Saying you're an Earth God was just another way of saying you were weak! However, since he was related to them in some way, they humored him with their company.

"We've lost many men!" The Blue Fire Mountains Dragon King, Bo Bo, said. "Two thousand life crystals(1) seemed to vanish all at once! You both, I humbly beg you, get revenge for us and destroy that entire mountain!"

They both looked at each other.

He hadn't changed much since they found him out in the army tussling with twenty men by himself. He was still just as good with his words, and that was how he won the fight. He was equally bad with his fists and was pummeled until he talked himself out of it. It was kings like this who you needed to choose.

Certainly, they could have chosen someone with more brawling potential. However, if they did such a thing, they might be in danger of losing their precious clan. Indeed, he was a weak man, but he made some good kids. Unfortunately, he lost one of those kids to the black-ice Dragon King. He, unlike his father, was talented.

Miss Ai sighed. "We're really hoping to get that territory without killing anyone. We're hoping you, the king, would come up with a clever way of going about it. However, it seems we no longer have a choice."

Bo Bo sighed. His name was Bo Bo because he forgot his original name. It seriously had been beaten out of him as a child at dragon's academy where the other nobles all beat him up. He woke up one day and all he remembered was his first name. So, to compensate he used his name twice for his surname and last name. Bo Bo replied, "yes, I'm so sorry to trouble you two out of your cultivation. However, I would stand no chance against Black-Ice's Dragon King! You two, however, will make quick work of them."

Blue Mountain Hua smiled. "Indeed, we'll kill him, and return with his daughter to you. However, when we return your son must be ready, and stronger. However, I haven't seen that boy for months! If he wasn't such a playboy, perhaps he could've been the one to fight that Black-Ice Dragon King and win!"

The Dragon King's son had a way with the ladies. However, he could never seem to use that skill on anything but women. He'd apparently been through so much in his many lives that all he wanted to do for three hundred years was play with woman. However, he just turned 301!

His father had no idea what he meant by his many lives, but he was a reincarnator. And, true to his word, he went out in search of the legendary training center in the Westervia mountains. Apparently, there was some sort of other world there, and he could train as long as he was able to get points. He had no idea what that meant, but he left just the other day. Luckily, one of his ladies he frequently visited for conversation and other things had a guest who told her about it. Apparently, this guest was very powerful.

Regardless, Bo Bo scratched his head. "Uhm, my son has actually began training once more. He said he was going on a journey. But, can you tell me the story about how the great Black-ice Dragon King got defeated? That seems so impossible, ha. Even when I was a level higher than him in school he beat me."

He didn't want to remember, but it always came back to him. The two cosmic immortals looked at him with pity.

Miss Ai sighed, "Ah, the clever king hasn't heard? He was drawn by a young boy a few hours ago!"

"Seriously? The man who bullied me my entire childhood in dragon's academy has finally drawn a battle! If he didn't kill my men, I'd be able to celebrate today! Ha, what a fitting way for the big mean dragon to get his recompense. However, since my men have died, you two have just cause to kill him."

The two men nodded.

There were laws for cosmic immortals. If they broke them, the tribulation committee would find out, and must sentence them to more tribulations. However, you could claim just cause and kill whomever you wanted.

It was one of the many rules those above the immortal level had to face. And it was the biggest cost of crossing over to the cosmic immortal level. At their stage, they could find their way to the second realm where they would once be weak again! It was also possible to venture out into space, and stay in the first realm. These two had clearly chosen to do that until they advanced to the celestial realm. It was usually only proper to do so.

Lie Wie Ying, on the other hand, would probably jump right in. But that was a long way from now. Indeed, he was in another situation that was much worse than facing an army.

….

"Get off of him," A small marsh mellow screamed.

She was a marsh mellow in the hands of the Dragon Princess, Ai Niu, who was laughing at her.

She had just tried to kill her with a very small marsh mellow sword. However, it backfired terribly.

"I'm sorry, but he's my husband to be," She looked down at Lie Wei Ying who was gulping. He was feeling slight more mature as a four-year old, but this was still too way over his head. His mental faculties couldn't yet support his wisdom! However, he still tried to reason his way so both women could be happy. Unfortunately, it didn't seem like it was going to work.

"Please, I'm just a small child! You two can fight when I'm older," Lie Wei Ying said, "Please for me."

He tried to look cute, however, it just made them more furious!

Princess Ai Nui laughed and threw the marshmellow into her mouth. "Hmph, sorry Lie Wei Ying. There can only be one wife, and you're not marrying a marsh mellow over me."

Lie Wei Ying couldn't believe it. Yu Yan was smiling as she was thrown into the dragon princess's mouth. He remembered all the men and women he had seen her blow up via digestion. It was by far one of the worst things Ai Nui could have done!

"Please Yu Yan, don't kill her!" Lie Wei screamed as he tried to shove his little face into the pretty girls mouth. In a way it almost seemed like he was trying to kiss her, and the Dragon Princess was impressed.

"Who are you talking to? That woman was just devoured and it's only me and you now."

She placed her hand on him and seemed to shrink in size. She looked like a little woman except she was now Lie Wei Ying's size and she easily wrapped her much smaller arms around him. It was by far one of the worst things that could've happened. Now that she was smaller it would be easier for her to explode!

He really didn't want to lose a potential girl friend who was so pretty. However, every time he tried to think all that would come up was these three word plans. It was so hard being young! It was like you had all this potential inside of you but you couldn't explain it properly!

A second later, he looked down at her gut, and noticed something green started spreading up her body. It was probably Yu Yan's poison spreading through her gut!

"I'm so sorry princess I can't," He screamed, In fact, right now he had no choice but to shove his arm into her stomach.

"Gush!"

The Dragon princess looked down afraid. Green royal blood gushed on the floor as Lie Wei Ying's hand seemed to dig around in her stomach. She had no idea what she did to deserve this! She was even about to give the boy her first serious kiss! And then he went and stabbed her.

"Boom!"

An explosion occurred in Lie Wei Ying's hand as Yu Yan unleashed [Poison explosion death by spice!]. He flew back towards the wall and crashed in the ground. At that moment, he could hear Yu Yan's voice screaming at him from her really small body. "How dare you! How dare you steal experience from me!"

Truthfully, she was just upset she lost her chance to kill her competitor. It wasn't every day a woman who liked Lie Wei Ying ate her.

The Dragon Princess looked over at him confused. "Did you just save me," She asked, "I can't believe that lady almost killed me! Tell me her name now, Lie Wei Ying. That girl must not be allowed to survive!"

Lie Wei Ying smiled. It was time to lie. However, he couldn't think of any good names!

"Uhm, I don't know her name. I just see her occasionally."

The Dragon Princess went over towards the boy as she cracked her knuckles. "What do you mean see her?"

Lie Wei Ying gulped. He knew he had just messed up. "Uhm, I don't really know. We have fun together, I save her, and then she leaves. Please, you can't hurt me. I can't hit a lady as beautiful as you!"

Ai Niu smiled. "Well, I'll forgive you since you're so cute. However, we now have to go prepare for the marriage. They are no rules about age with dragons. Come on! We can go get your tux!"

Lie Wei Ying laughed. "HAHAHAHA" It was a loud screaming laugh. "Yes, of course! However, can you tell me where the bathroom is first. It's very important that I use the bathroom!"

Ai Niu giggled. "I'll just take you. Come here darling."

The little dragon girls, who tummy had just healed, slowly guided Lie Wei Ying to the bathroom.

He shivered in fear of not being able to escape.

….

Two Cosmic Immortal Celestials seemed to shoot across the sky like stars.

In roughly twenty minutes, they'd be able to cross the 200,000 kms between the western empire, Westervia and the eastern empire, Easternia.

Yu Yan, on the other hand, was shaking as she also flew towards the East.

She couldn't believe what her hubby to be did! It was time for some tough love!