Lao Gao turned his eyes, and then casually fooled him with a grin: "well, little princess, Lao Gao's Kung Fu is called 'Oolong clawed chicken paw'. It's handed down from the ancestors, and it's never handed down to the outside world!"
Oolong catching chicken - it seems that I once heard Qian Duoduo say that this time, I think it's just so easy to understand!
Xiao rong'er blinked, looked askew, and then took long Yutian's arm and circled his body in a circle. Then, he tooted his mouth and said in a disgusting tone: "Uncle Gao is cheating. Is there no chicken on father Huang? Where's the chicken? Take it out and throw it into the kitchen. Stew it alive and steam it! "
Lao Gao's eyes were silly for a moment - after hearing this, the chrysanthemum burst tight - his legs were caught together involuntarily!
The little princess was so young that she was surrounded by either eunuchs or maids. Even in the school, the Taifu did not dare to teach the princess "these adult things". She did not understand it, and it was reasonable!
But do children need to be so curious? Do you have to break the casserole?
But rong'er doesn't think so. Curiosity Kills the cat. She is naturally curious. Isn't it her fault?
She didn't know how embarrassing her childish words made the two men around her. She looked up at long Yutian, but found that her father's expression was so strange.
She scratched her head, and her eyes moved between his legs again. Suddenly, her eyes brightened, and regardless of the occasion, she called out with a grin: "Uncle Gao, go out quickly, father's secret weapon will be powerful again!"
As she said this, she pushed Lao Gao's ass with her little hand and drove him out of the account: "go, go, go, this is the secret between us - if you find out, my father will be angry --"
Lao Gao Dun became rigid when he was scared, his legs softened and fell to the ground with a bang.
As a man, how can he not understand what "secret weapon" is?
But listen to the little princess's words, it seems that the emperor has been more than once "powerful --"?
As a minister who accidentally learned about the emperor's "embarrassment," it was more thrilling than digging his ancestral grave.
In order to avoid long Yutian's anger and another murder, Lao Gao immediately put his hands aside and said, "the emperor, I'm tinnitus and dazzled. I don't see anything! You go on - go on - "
" pa - "a teacup was rolled up by long Yutian and hit General Gao directly. When he was scared, Lao Gao got stuck in his throat immediately. He looked down at the fragments between his legs and patted his little heart.
My God, the emperor is going to punish him with "palace punishment."!
Just as he wanted to cover his crotch and run out of the camp, long Yutian finally exploded. The roar of the lion shocked the whole camp: "high sunspot, don't let me see you!"
Keep going - keep going - keep going! Do you want me to continue to be powerful, or do you want me to continue to be powerful
This old Gao is more and more disrespectful. How dare he cover his crotch when the emperor is most embarrassed?!
If it wasn't for the fact that he was a great general under uncle 14 and made great contributions, long Yutian would have "chopped him up" and slapped him up the mountain. He would have given them to rong'er's distant relatives as the "wife" of the stronghold!
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