"No! Absolutely not!"
After Zhou Yi played them the dance music of blissful pure land and the female version of the dance, Optimus Prime shook his head again and again. The strength was so strong that people even suspected that if his head was not strong enough, he might shake down, "I would never agree to dance this dance!"
In addition to the ambulance, several other Autobots also looked at Zhou Yi with an embarrassed face, hoping that he could change his mind.
If it is an artificial intelligence without personality and thought, I would agree directly, but they are flesh and blood... Transformers with metal and oil!
All have their own personality!
How can a man dance like this... And be videotaped!
Besides, there are so many familiar people present!
"Why not? I think this dance is very beautiful!" The ambulance said.
"You are a woman!" Optimus Prime said.
"What's the matter with the woman? What's the matter with the man?" As soon as the ambulance raised its head, Optimus Prime seemed to feel that a set of boxing called "Pastoral" from heaven was about to fall. For fear of being killed by a blow, he shook his head and said, "no, I mean I can't accept it..."
After that, he hurriedly looked at Zhou Yi, and even saw the embarrassment on his metal face, "would you like to consider another one?"
"No, no, in that case, the video will be meaningless." Zhou Yi shook his head, "And this deal is very cost-effective. If you think clearly, this is a posture that every Autobot can fly! Combat effectiveness has been greatly improved! You can even take your old enemy Decepticon by surprise! The war results that can be created are unprecedented! And the price to achieve all this only needs to pay a little face... It's just to check you Is your body not flexible? "
"Our body joints can be deformed. There is no flexibility." Optimus Prime answered with a face.
"Just give yourself an excuse. There's no need to be so serious. If people are too serious, they will miss a lot of things, both people and Autobots." Zhou Yi waved his big hand and coaxed him.
"Yes, yes, it's just jumping..." the Bumblebee nodded and agreed. As a result, he was stared at by several other Autobots and dared not say a word.
You're the first one to take advantage of it without paying the price. Now you're still here to gossip? It's a call!
If Optimus Prime hadn't been here, sir tin might have jumped up to fight the bumblebee.
"Or I won't jump and let them jump?" Optimus Prime frowned and wanted to negotiate with Zhou Yi.
"Upgrade whoever jumps." Zhou Yi's smile now looks like a demon's smile to Optimus Prime.
"In this way, he didn't jump just now, so you upgraded him. Now let him make up, and then give me more opportunities to upgrade?" Optimus Prime had an idea and pointed to the hornet who was gloating on one side, but couldn't laugh.
Bumblebee: "!"
I've shed blood for Autobots! Hurt! You can't do this to me!
"You're right." Zhou Yi nodded and said yes.
Optimus Prime was delighted.
"Bumblebee really has to make up, but since you have said it, where can you get another chance, right?" Zhou Yi smiled, "so let's all the Autobots jump together!"
Play word games with me? Autobots, you are too young!
"It is absolutely impossible for me to agree to this exchange condition! You go!" Optimus Prime said very firmly.
As the leader of Autobots and the enemy of Decepticons, if such a dance is recorded, and it is said that it will be posted online by Zhou Yifa... How can Optimus Prime accept such a result!
Even if you can't fly all your life, it's impossible to accept it!
"I can add some weapons to you, the one with very strong firepower!" Zhou Yi's offer.
Optimus Prime remained unmoved.
"I can transform you into the fastest aircraft model, which is definitely better than your arch enemy Megatron!"
Optimus Prime's eyebrows stirred.
"I can help you, the strong one..."
"Really?" Optimus Prime immediately turned around.
"Really, really, isn't that what you want?" Zhou Yi nods and doesn't feel threatened by Optimus Prime at all. Anyway, these are just easy things for Zhou Yi. If Optimus Prime wants these in exchange, just give them to him.
"Everything I said before?" Optimus Prime saw Zhou Yi's expression and knew that his performance could not hide from each other, but it seemed that the other party didn't care, so he asked.
"Yes, yes, all of them. Do you think I'm the kind of person who doesn't promise? There's no need at all." Zhou Yi said.
"Then... I promised!" Optimus Prime nodded and madly told himself that this was just for the future of Autobots, for the ignition source not to fall into the hands of the enemy, and for... Testing joint sensitivity.
Anyway, he found all the excuses he could think of, trying to paralyze his brain and make himself think he didn't sell his body for profit.
I am noble!
Meanwhile, the bumblebee is eager to run.
Dancing? Or so... Enchanting dance? impossible! Although he is a kind of cute shape in soldiers, and it is estimated to be a kind of gentle temperament in humans, he will never give in to such things!
Then he saw several Autobots coming up with a smile and blocking all his way. Optimus Prime said that if the Bumblebee left, he would cancel the Bumblebee's Autobot identity. Although he knew it was a joke... The Bumblebee still didn't move.
Then it's time for serious dancing!
Several Autobots formed the formation of the dance team under the command of Zhou Yi. As for the dance movements, there is no need to teach them. After all, for transformers, you only need to refer to the movements in the dance video, analyze the input data, and wait for them to move. There is no saying that the body doesn't listen!
So, soon
"Yueming (つきあ〦〦のぼるるごろろ)..."
The music of blissful pure land reverberates on the open land. The top hardware makes transformers perfectly reproduce all the movements inside. Because of their domineering and cool appearance, they form a perfect conflict with this dance movement
In short, a word, absolutely!
After the jump, there was only an ambulance. The Autobots felt pretty good. They even ran to Zhou Yi and asked Zhou Yi to send her a video for appreciation... While the other Autobots were different. They moved in unison, covered their faces and squatted like they didn't have a face to see people and wanted to live on a different planet.
"Would you like to give them another majestic song?" Zhou Yi felt his chin and thought.
PS: ula!