“…… I only like women! " When Turner heard what Zhou Yi said, he suddenly felt that the atmosphere was not right. He had a terrible guess and quickly explained.
"I know! I only like women Zhou Yi rolled his eyes. "I mean there's still a long time to go. You still have time to study!"
"Learning?"
"But it's just a few hundred kinds of wine. There are hundreds of words in the sky, and many of them are repeated. Although you certainly don't have such a good memory as me, even if you are just an ordinary person, you can still remember the names of these wines and the corresponding kinds of wine in one night, right?"
Turner: "and
Do you have any misunderstanding about ordinary people?
"Should About Maybe... "
"Then start!"
Turner had to honestly shut his mouth, and then began to learn with Zhou Yi.
What else can I do? The boss has spoken, and the employees can do what they should do!
The next day.
Zhou Yi's first pub officially opened.
Because of many previous events, almost all people in the small town have known about Zhou Yi and his tavern, and because Zhou Yi deliberately mentioned many times or implicitly mentioned in these events, he is full of curiosity about the wine to be sold in the tavern.
What kind of wine is it?
Naturally, there are some people in front of the pub.
Some people see people gathered here, immediately curious - "what are those people doing?"
Come and ask, so it is!
As a result, there are more and more people.
This is also in Zhou Yi's calculation!
As the crowd watched, the door of the tavern opened. Then Turner, with drooping eyelids, came out and yawned uncontrollably.
According to Turner's physical fitness, a night without sleep is nothing, but it should also be seen as something.
Many people must have had such personal experience - playing games late at night and studying late at night are obviously in the same physical state at the same time point, but the former is able to be energetic, while the latter only leads to inexplicable fatigue Except on the last day of winter and summer.
For Turner, this kind of law also exists, but because it is the first day of work, he has to control himself from falling asleep, but even so, some lethargy is inevitable.
Under such a state, his learning efficiency will naturally be much lower.
But fortunately, Zhou Yi directly blessed him with some magic to improve his spirit, which made him stick to it successfully.
In short, after being "tortured" by Zhou Yi for one night, Turner finally mastered the names of hundreds of kinds of wine.
Therefore, sometimes, people don't force themselves, and they don't know what kind of miracle they can achieve. Many college students in China should have a deep understanding of this. After all, most of them should have done one subject a day, and that subject may be something they haven't heard of in class.
Turner doesn't have any complaints about this. Zhou Yi has given such a generous reward. What is the value of his efforts?
Of course, there is no way to control the physiological reaction of yawning.
Turner is walking to the door, yawning half, is going to stretch, suddenly saw the front of the crowd, directly scared to stifle the yawn back.
"Oh Ha ha... " Turner scratched his head for a while, looked at the crowd and said with a smile, "it seems that everyone is looking forward to the opening of the pub..."
"Mr. Turner?" A civilian was surprised and asked, "Why are you here? At this time of the day, shouldn't you always work in the blacksmith's shop? "
"I've become a tavern employee," Turner explained. "I won't strike iron anymore."
"Why?" Asked another.
"Because the wine here is absolutely rare in the world." Turner said with a smile.
When everyone was puzzled, Turner didn't explain any more. Instead, he turned and entered the pub. Then he moved a table out, took several wine glasses out and put them on the table. Then he brought out a few bottles of wine and a big bucket of water. He was ready to speak.
Turner's action successfully aroused people's curiosity and wanted to see what Turner wanted to do.
What else is the big bucket of water for?
"This is the opening of the pub!" Turner said a sentence that sounds very fresh and what it means to understand. "The wine I pour now is Poland distilled vodka, Qinghai Huai Daqu Baijiu, the golden ale of the United States, and Grenada rum."
Turner said as he poured the wines into his glass.
There is no wine below 80 degrees in it!
Clear liquor of different colors flows out from the mouth of the bottle and passes through the air. Under the sunlight, it reflects a touching luster Well, it's all rubbish. People don't pay attention to it. They are attracted by the most obvious feature, the aroma of four high-purity spirits in the air.A little suction, you can feel a kind of stimulation and faint!
"As long as you can finish a full drink, wait for five minutes, and walk the whole straight line without help, you can enjoy the treatment of free drinking on the spot for life in the pub!"
As Turner spoke, he sprinkled a 20 meter straight line with some powder at the door of the tavern.
Turner's news caused a stir in the crowd.
Originally, most people gathered to watch, and some of them were still afraid because of the rumors about Zhou Yi's "demons" and "magic".
But now, suddenly heard Turner said the rules, the vast majority of people are moved!
What is the most attractive?
Free!
What is more attractive?
Free for life!
Of course, if you plagiarize without the owner's consent, it is white whoring and stealing, which is not advisable.
In a word, after hearing this activity rule, the people who are excited soon become more and more.
"I'll come first!"
Just after a while, a drunkard took the initiative and said aloud.
No matter whether it's really free for life or not, you can have a cup of wine in vain!
"I remember that he seemed to drink a lot every day. He could drink several bottles of rum at a time, but he was OK!"
"Yes, yes, it seems that the first person will succeed!"
"I don't know if there is a quota..."
The omniscient onlookers in the legend began to reveal the identity of the comer automatically.
"You can choose one." Turner said with a smile, "also, there is no quota for this activity. As long as the challenge is successful, you can get the power of free for life!"
Turner didn't panic at all.
He was sure that no one could drink so much alcohol and walk 20 meters straight!
"That's what you're talking about, rum!" The drunkard chose rum, which he was most familiar with. In fact, at this time point, most places where pirates were rampant drank rum.
"That's the cup." Turner pushed forward a full glass of Grenada rum about the size of a fist, three or four or five.
Obviously, Zhou Yi, the boss of "industry conscience", didn't intend to let people pass the test from the beginning That's money, experience! It's not Zhou Yixin's stingy eyes!
Drunkard picked up the glass, is going to a stuffy, but Turner stopped.
"Wait!"
"Why do you want to go back?" The drunkard asked, and the interested people around immediately hissed.
"Of course not," Turner raised his hand. "Please turn around It's your body, not the cup. Yes, it's towards nobody
"What's the matter with the eight strange people in Guli..." The drunkard muttered, but turned away. "Is that all right?"
"In fact, as long as you don't face me." Turner said with a sigh of relief.
He thought of the scene of drinking the glass of wine that Zhou Yi handed him last night, and immediately realized that this activity is likely to cause many "body ejectors" incidents.
In order not to be sprayed all over by four kinds of wine that can be ignited directly by a spark, Turner of course has to control the direction of the participants.
"Gulu Gulu Poof
Drunkard a stuffy, is grunt twice, straight forward to spray out.
A lot of liquor was sprayed in the air, and the direct aroma overflowed, which made many people smell the liquor smell several times stronger than before. Their bodies could not help shaking, and they were shocked and exclaimed at words like "OhMyGod".
What kind of wine is this!
Looking at the drunkard, I found that the drunkard who had "experienced many battles" and "poured several bottles of rum at a time was OK" had already been choked with red face, tears, nose and saliva!
"Your challenge has failed. Please clean the bucket by the side." Turner pointed to the side of the bucket, this people finally know why Turner to carry this bucket of water out.
"So, is there anyone else to challenge?" The drunkard went to one side to wash, while Turner asked the crowd with a smile.
"I'll do it!"
A strong man came out.
"It's him
"He is..."
At this moment, just like the "omniscient" buff, the melon eaters begin to introduce themselves.
Turner didn't even bother to listen.
No matter who he is, no one can challenge success!
"I'll take rum, too!"
Said the strong man aloud.
"Okay, okay." Turner took out a new glass and served it to the strong man."That fool just now, he drank so much wine in such a hurry!" The strong man disdained to say, "I can't drink at first sight! By the way, can you take a sip of this wine? "
"Of course," Turner said with an eyebrow. "Start with the drink, finish it in five minutes, and then you can challenge to walk straight!"
"Ha ha ha! That's too easy! " The strong man, ha ha, picked up the Grenada rum and sipped it.
Rao is so, his face can't help wrinkling tightly, even the tendons on his face and neck are twitching, it took more than ten seconds to slow down.
"Good wine!" Cried the strong man, and drank again!
So, three or four minutes later, the strong man actually finished the drink!
“Ohmygod!” "It's just amazing Such exclamations sounded, including some schadenfreude voice that someone is about to challenge success.
"There's a minute left," Turner said, looking at his watch. "In a minute, you can start trying to walk in a straight line..."
"No, it's useless..." When the strong man spoke, his voice was stuttering. Then there was a "plop" and he stopped talking.
"Why, it's your right..." Turner looked up and was about to ask, only to find that the strong man had disappeared.
When he thought of the "plop" sound again, Turner immediately reacted and looked at the ground. Sure enough, he saw a strong man who had been drunk and unconscious on the ground.
It's more powerful than the antiperspirant!
ps: it is different for drinking and drinking, drinking high purity spirits. And it can not be calculated by simple mathematics. I can drink two or three jin of twenty or thirty degree of local Baijiu, but if I am to drink fifty-six degrees of Baijiu... Don't say to drink a Jin, two glasses of three Liang or so, I'm almost drunk. If I finish it in five minutes, I can fall asleep immediately!