Fifteen children of the Ling family: Ling Yi (Yan San), Ling Er (Yang Zhao), Ling San (Cheng Jia), Ling Si (He Li), Ling Wu (Yan Qi), Ling Liu (Meng Su), Ling Qi (Ying 13), Ling BA (Zhao Yinfeng), Ling Jiu (Su mu), Ling Shi (Ying 9), Ling 11 (Ye 11), Ling 12 (Ye soul), Ling 13 (Lu Yao), Ling 14 (Su Hexiang), Ling 15 (Yan San)
Ling's father's order: 1: Yan San 2: Yang Zhao 3: Cheng Jia 4: Ying Jiu 5: Yan Qi 6: Su Mu 7: Meng Su 8: Ying 13 9: He Li 10: Zhao Yinfeng 11: ye 11 12: Night soul
13: Lu Yao 14: Styrax
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My name is Ling Yi. I'm seven years old. My teacher asked us to write a composition. My name is my happy family. Although I don't know why we need to write a composition when we are only in grade two, if I don't write it, the teacher will complain, my mother will frown, and my father will beat me.
The above is nonsense, which has been crossed out by me. I bit my pencil rod and looked out the window at the bright sun and skateboarding. Unexpectedly, I also played happily, a pair of stupid Ling San and Ling Wu Ling Qi, very sad.
Xueba or something is the most annoying!
Well, except that the three of them finished writing in advance and were let out by the teacher, my other brothers and I were left by the teacher to make up their compositions.
You asked me why I didn't run away? I escaped! Although I'm young, ordinary adults are not my opponents at all! How about three Chinese teachers (eight of our brothers belong to three classes) watching us? Let's turn out of the window on the second floor! Hum!
Oh... Of course, we are honest children. We listen to what the teacher says. Although we turned the window, we came back honestly
It's no good not to come back. Twelve dads are so insidious that they laugh at the school gate!
But teacher, what's the title of your problem? My happy family! Also describe it in detail! Of course others write fast, but can we write fast? There are at most one family of four in others' family, and ours
There are thirty people in our family! Oh, thirty-one, I forgot my grandma
Well, seeing eight dad's face also appear outside the window, I decided to give up resistance. Since the resistance is unfavorable, the big husband can bend and stretch! It's just a composition!
My family! After writing the title, I raised my sharp eyes (which the teacher said) although I was young, and asked the teacher innocently, "excuse me, teacher, can I write anything?"
Teacher... The teacher's face is red. Hey, I said you are a woman in your twenties. I just ask you a word, what are you blushing for? If you want to blush, it's also when the eleventh brother or the twelfth brother asks you to blush! Oh, forget, they haven't been to primary school yet
"Of course, anything is OK. You can write as you want, but it should be more than 200 words!" The teacher blushed and his voice was deliberately prolonged.
I looked back at the window. Sure enough, the head of six fathers appeared out of the window.
Six dad, is it useful for you to shrink so fast? Your golden hair makes the windows glitter! Didn't you see the teacher's face redder?
Well, I'd better write my composition quickly. If I'm detained again and don't go back to us, the second father and the ninth father will be in trouble if they come. If they drag my father
We're dead!
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I have a happy family. Our family is very big. Every family has at least 20 bedrooms, eight study rooms, five living rooms and five recreation rooms. There are vast forests and grasslands outside the English, French castles and American manors for us to go wild (mother said). Why is it so big? Not so big, because our family has a very large population.
There are thirty-one people in our family. I have a grandmother, a mother, thirteen brothers, a sister and fourteen fathers.
Although our family has many fathers and brothers, our family has always been very harmonious, very stable and happy. If there is disharmony and instability, it must not be in our family, it must be in someone else's family!
Fathers will never fight at home, nor will they beat others at home. Beating our brothers is absolutely (crossed out). Fathers mostly beat others outside. Compared with the degree of beating others, I think they beat our brothers, which is tantamount to tickling.
My mother is very good at giving birth. For the first three times, she gave birth to four babies at one time, and for the fourth time, she gave birth to three babies. Besides, my little sister and I have the same father, the rest were born by different fathers. According to Aunt Hua, this frequency and probability can be listed in the Denis World Encyclopedia.
I'm also puzzled. How can my mother give birth to a different father's son at one birth?
I was curious to ask my father, and then my father beat me up. Oh, although we were beaten, we are still a happy family.
Later, I encouraged my younger brothers to ask their fathers about it. Then, they were beaten! Ling ER was only taken out by his second father to practice his gun for an hour (that is, two hours). He said that he must not have enough training when he was free to think nonsense. Ling San was taken by his third father to the study and fined a hundred large characters. He said that there were answers in the book. When he finished writing, he would know (this writing has something to do with giving birth to children!), Ling Si was taken by the ninth father to the stream outside the castle, so that he could see the downstream from the upstream, and then asked him to understand the absolutely non hard characteristics of the water flow, and learn to beat around the bush or see the source from the details. Ling Wu was taken by the fifth father to the forest to practice lightness skills. He said that he could know the answer by practicing his soft waist (I followed him to practice swinging willows in the wind for an hour and didn't know what it had to do with having children), Ling Liu was brought to the top of the mountain by his seventh father and gave him a fifty stone bow. He asked him to aim at the tree at the foot of the mountain below and shoot 500 arrows. He said that when he could hit the treetop of the tree at the foot of the mountain with one arrow, he told Ling Liu the answer. Ling Liu worked hard to pull the bow and practiced. I left silently to practice my eyesight? Peeping tube have children? After receiving the lesson of the brothers in front, Ling Qi first helped eight dad calculate the account for an hour when he went to ask eight dad, and then asked it while eight dad was in a good mood. Then, eight dad slipped in a row of brothers squatting in the corner, pointing to the abacus and a pile of bamboo sticks to ask us to practice counting chips... Counting chips! Eight dad also vowed that all things are being calculated. As long as we master the laws of heaven and earth, everything is possible
We were all in despair. When Ling Ba offered to ask Shida, I felt depressed (teacher, I used an idiom!) It doesn't matter! Ten dad, ten dad, he has never been reliable!
However, out of brotherhood, considering that Ling BA was the most likely person to end up with me, I secretly followed him.
Ling Ba is straightforward. After asking questions, he also asked Dad how you succeeded. I think Ling Ba suspected ten dad so directly that ten dad would beat him. At that time, I really considered whether to go out and help him bear it together, Then I saw the ten fathers with their hands on their hips and feet on the big stone, laughing proudly: "of course, it's because your mother likes me, baby! You're asking why your mother can have four children with different fathers at a time? Of course, it's because of the efforts of your father and other fathers! Let's do something together to make your mother happy, and your mother will give birth to you as soon as she is happy!" Then, as usual, he said for an hour how he and his mother loved each other, how they met
I left without listening.
I thought, six fathers love us most, four fathers had better cheat, eleven fathers can be exchanged (he often uses Ling Xi to occupy his mother), twelve fathers... Twelve fathers still forget... So I thought I would ask Ling Jiuling, ten Ling Xi, but the three little children ate a bag of sugar (I hid my share for a month!) Later, I couldn't repeat a sentence clearly. When I arrived at my father's house, I would only say that I want to eat sugar, the kind of big brother, and the kind of big brother is delicious! And Ling twelve, that bastard, actually still hugged my leg and cried loudly, saying that I gave it to others or not, which attracted my mother to blame me, and I was beaten by my father again
holy crap (cross out)
So, we are a happy family, but I can't answer why my mother can have quadruplets every time and they are all different fathers
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I racked my brain to write so many words and thought I could pass the test. As a result, the teacher turned red faced into black faced after reading it and said to me that children should not make up in disorder. I argued that I didn't make up in disorder. As soon as I was ready to give evidence, eight fathers rushed in and grabbed my essay, easily tore it into pieces, and then echoed the teacher saying that I was too naughty and asked me to rewrite it
I'm almost crying! My mother always wanted me to be an honest person, but my honesty suffered such malicious treatment! I'm angry! Very wronged! Very innocent! I think the world is full of malice!
"Write well. I'll give you my dagger." Eight dad's words made the world bright in an instant, the sun was still bright, people were still friendly, and my motivation came again.
But how do I write? I looked at eight dad with innocent eyes, and then found from the corner of my eyes that my brothers looked at eight dad as I did.
People's homes are all auspicious three treasures, and our home is auspicious thirty treasures, er, thirty-one treasures. I forgot my grandmother again.
"Happy family... You can write about things that make you feel very happy. For example, you can get lucky money during the new year." Eight dad turned around and winked at us, blinking to the back, and then Ling Ba said he knew.
He knows, I don't know! Happy things... Happy new year?
Well, since eight dad said that he could pass the new year, I'll write it.
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I have a happy family. Our happiness is shown in the new year.
celebrate the Spring Festival! celebrate the Spring Festival! celebrate the Spring Festival!
I'm not counting words. I'm seriously considering it, because the new year has two meanings. One is to celebrate the Gregorian new year. Generally, we will celebrate it in Europe or the United States at this time. The other is to celebrate the lunar new year, which must be returned to my hometown in Ningcheng. I think what teachers want to see must be the Lunar New Year! (yeah! A hundred words)
We will go back to Ningcheng's hometown before the Spring Festival. Our family has a large yard in Ningcheng, which is antique. It is designed by three fathers and supervised by two fathers, nine fathers and ten fathers. There are many places to hide and hide in the courtyard, which is one of my favorite houses. In addition, the favorite English castle can't hide out because of hiding and hiding Ling Er once. That fool really couldn't hide out, so the fathers searched for a day and a night. Finally, after my mother found it, It's really melancholy that we are not allowed to hide anymore... (the next paragraph is crossed out)
Our family's new year is very lively, very lively, so lively that we can use chicken flying dog jumping to describe!
During the Spring Festival, everyone has a holiday, so we can only clean such a large yard by ourselves. There are only three people in the yard who don't move. They are women of the old, middle-aged and young generations. As for men
Even the little thirteen and the little fourteen were taken by the thirteen father and the fourteen father. They tied a rag on their knees and let them drag the ground when they climbed on the ground.
Other people's family is a son preference, our family is a serious son preference, speaking of a bitter tear! (cross out)
We are men! Men are born to defend women! A man's shoulder should carry the whole world for his beloved woman! This beloved woman is, of course, the beloved mother, the beloved little sister, the beloved grandmother!
What's the matter with little thirteen and little fourteen being forced to crawl all over the ground? I think Ling ER and I were thrown into the water by my father when we were more than a year old and said it was a practice to hold our breath. I just took Ling Er to climb to the largest tree in the forest and touch the bird's eggs. As a result, the mother with her brothers was a little scared!
At the age of two and a half, I envy my fathers' flying appearance. No matter what interesting things I'm doing, they can quietly appear behind me and scare me half to death. Once I was frightened and dropped the bug into Ling Babu Barry, and Ling Babu's silly boy actually swallowed it. My mother actually let go and let my father teach us martial arts! to practice martial arts! yeah! (cross out the word ye at the back)
Nine dads often tell us with a smile that dreams are always beautiful. Dreams are mostly used to break. I think I deeply understand the meaning of this sentence after I began to practice martial arts with my dads.
The second father is very busy. At the beginning, of course, they are now. They mainly teach us my father and the eleventh father and the twelfth father. Of course, as long as they are free, the second father will teach us how to shoot, the tenth father will teach us how to knife, and the seventh father will teach us how to use bows and arrows.
So, at the age of two and a half, when other people's children (the leftover dog sitting with me) were drooling everywhere, the four of us began to stand on piles, squat on horses, and... Settle down
At the age of three, our teacher has three fathers, eight fathers and fourteen fathers. Three fathers teach us to practice calligraphy, eight fathers teach us to calculate, fourteen fathers... Fourteen fathers teach everything
At the age of four, we began to practice playing sandbags. To clip beans is to clip iron beans with iron chopsticks. When we write, we should not only hang our hands well, but also hang a small weight on it by my father, saying that it is to practice wrist strength and flexibility.
Even when we finally went out to play, a group of dads also wanted to play a game with us. We ran all over the mountain and basically had no food. At this time, five dads and nine dads would begin to point out the shortcomings of our little tricks. Why would they be seen through.
Fortunately, at this time, Ling Wu and others also began to stand on the stump, squat on the horse step and settle down. In order to show their concern, I took balloons to scare them when they were meditating, and then my father carried them out to beat them and punished the rabbit for jumping 2000 times
I jumped from morning to dusk... (teacher, can you tell my father that domestic violence is bad?) (the last sentence is crossed out)
At the age of five, we were tied with sandbags on our legs. My father was even more cruel to me. He tied sandbags on my hands and waist, which made me climb trees at the same speed as Ling ER! It's unfair!
Then, my father began to teach us to play with swords. To be honest, my father's playing with swords is not as good-looking as eleven fathers. How beautiful eleven fathers are. According to the book, it's like immortals coming to earth. Teacher, you don't know who my eleven fathers are? You still don't know. When you see six fathers blushing like this, can't you faint when you see my eleven fathers? (the back ones are crossed out)
But my father's sword is very effective. Every time my father plays with his sword, my mother puts a basin of water beside it. When my father finishes playing, the water will become ice!
My mother said that my father was cool and handsome. Every time my father finished playing, my mother would not dislike my father's sweat and jumped on him to bite him, so my father played more and more times
Although eleven dad and my dad are so cool, handsome and beautiful, when it comes to our turn, there is only one trick that can be repeated thousands of times a day.
However, once we were surrounded by several tall men in the United States, we untied the sandbags and beat those men all over the ground to find teeth as taught by our fathers. I don't feel boring.
Dad said that men should be strong. Only when they are strong can they not be bullied by anyone, protect their loved ones, and eat with fists!
What Dad said is wrong! I'm the most powerful among brothers, but why should I write this damn composition here? I can't beat the teacher yet... (cross it out)
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I wrote so many words, but after eight dad came together, he crossed out all the words written behind me and said not to write something that was not, so he wrote the New Year!
But if I don't write these, can the teacher understand them?
Well, eight dad's fist is harder than mine
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The first thing we do when we get home is to clean up. The work assignment during cleaning is like this. My mother holds my little sister under the big tree in the yard while basking in the sun and telling her a fairy tale without nutrition. My father takes me to clean the main yard, six fathers take Ling Jiu to clean the kitchen, and the rest fathers take their younger brothers to clean the yard.
The main yard is much larger than other yards, and we need to clean more places than other places. I once asked my father why we need to clean such a big place. My father answered me very deeply, because we are the boss, so we have to shoulder more responsibilities than others. It is also rare for him to say to me with a very serious look, I am the eldest brother, even if Ling ER was born two minutes later than me, it is also the younger brother, It's the elder brother who has to bear the responsibility of protecting his younger brothers and sisters. I want to be a good head and don't always be naughty
Where am I being naughty? I've always led my brothers to mischief together, okay... (cross out)
However, generally, when we are halfway through the cleaning, four fathers and Ling Shi will come to help, and then others will come, and the main courtyard will be cleaned soon.
I think my father is wrong. There is another advantage of being the boss, that is, the younger brothers have to help. After that, my mother still praises me!
After cleaning, our fathers will take us out shopping. We have a large family and a big appetite, so we have to buy a lot of things. Therefore, teacher, we have absolutely no chance to play when we go shopping. We are dragged into child labor! (cross out)
Aunt Hua Tao Hua and brother Fang Dong said that our family was very rich, but I didn't think at all. Gouyu said that his father gave him 100 yuan pocket money that day. At that moment, I understood the meaning of the word jealousy taught by the teacher. It took me a lot of willpower to rob him of the money he showed off and the candy he bought. My father said, I dare to rob people again (I robbed Ling Jiu's lollipop) and he will beat me until I know why the flowers are so red
We don't have pocket money, and we usually don't have candy and cakes to eat. Six fathers hide from us every time they make candy and cakes, saying that our drooling appearance on the kitchen windowsill is too pathetic, but although he says pathetic, he still won't give us food
We have to do housework, clean up, go to the forest to pick mushrooms, and practice hard. Only when we meet the requirements of our fathers can we get the reward of candy and cakes.
After school on the day the dog left to show off, the four of our brothers went home unhappily. We didn't understand why other students had pocket money, but we didn't?
After my mother heard what we said, she took us to a construction site. On the construction site, my father climbed from the first floor to the third floor with bare arms and a group of men with bare arms carrying long steel bars. My mother said that those men could earn 200 yuan a day if they did this. If you want to do this, then you can do it for a day, and I will pay you wages. The pocket money is given by your parents for free, even if it is given to you, It's also given by others, but you earn money by working for yourself. That's what you really own.
We were too tired to get up that day, but I had 200 money! Now I have saved twothousand yuan!
In fact, I don't really want any pocket money anymore. We have everything at home. We have food, clothing and a house to live in. It's better than my father told me that his childhood is not that good.
Every time I make trouble, my father beats me up and remembers it with me. Every time I say half of it, I will be thrown out and rolled into bed with my mother, so I have only one key point about my father's childhood, that is, it's hard enough to grab food!
Strength is everything!
If strength plus insidiousness, then the world is invincible!
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Before the Chinese new year, there will be a lot of entertainment for my fathers. There are many other people's yards next to the yard where we live. Sometimes, those people in the yard will also run to celebrate the new year together. This year, the people next to the yard are full. One day, it is very rare that my fathers were called out, and six fathers also went out to buy things. When my father went out to collect express delivery, our brothers protested to my mother together.
After knowing that the students had a happy childhood, we also asked not to practice calligraphy, not to practice martial arts, not to understand the life of national affairs. We made a bloody and tearful complaint about the cruel torture of children by our fathers!
At the same time, we also ask for new year's money. It's not that we didn't give it before. In the past, we received a lot of money. For example, aunt Hua and brother Fang would give one at a time, but they were all taken away by our fathers, saying that they would save it for us to marry a wife.
The daughter-in-law is too far away, and we now feel that women are not easy to mess with. The daughter-in-law matter really needs to be discussed. It's better to be honest. At least let's sleep with the money for a night!
How happy it is to get money for nothing! (this is what my mother said)
My mother asked us if we were really as painful as we said. I was a little guilty and didn't answer immediately. It was Ling San who was clever. Ling San quietly asked Ling Shi whether he wanted to jump or eat candy? Ling Shi immediately burst into tears. He had just been deducted by the fourth father because the rabbit didn't jump enough times. Ling Xi cried, Ling Jiu and Ling Xi cried together.
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Ling Jiu and Ling Xi are the most beautiful. They are so pink that even I have to pinch them when I look at them. When I cry, it's even more pear blossom with rain. I feel pity at first sight, and my mother's heart immediately softens.
After the fathers came back, my mother and my father had a long talk. Our ear strength had not been trained. We couldn't hear the sound inside after several walls, but my mother winked at us when she came out
Ling Er, that fool, actually said that we succeeded!
If you succeed, your mother will go out to eat with others, and your fathers will beat us into pig heads.
My father and my mother went out together, so it was my second father who beat me and Ling Er together. To be honest, although I was beaten into a pig's head, compared with my father, I think Ling Er is really happy
My mother came back from a good meal to see her handsome sons all turned into colorful pig heads. She was very angry!
My mother patted the table and asked, "say! What's going on!"
The fathers slipped away and stood by the wall behind my mother. We slipped away and stood by the wall opposite my mother. Originally, we squatted with iron bricks on our heads. It was my mother who came back and took them down for us.
As soon as his mother asked, Ling Jiu's eyes became red. Ling er's fool was taught by his second father that one is one and two is two. At that time, he said that he was taught by his father... Fortunately, Ling Si stood next to him and directly grabbed him, saying that it was our own fight.
Mother's face doesn't believe, saying that a good child can't lie!
My father and second father often teach us this... I hesitated... I still want to be a good child!
Before I said anything, Ling San, who stood next to me, said, "it's true. We wanted to practice the program during the new year. There was an argument. Everyone disagreed, so we fought!"
Niang still didn't believe it, and looked at the little ones. Ling Wu and Ling Qi said in unison that what the brothers said was right!
Even Xiao Xi said that the brothers were naturally right! (this is what we agreed when we were going to complain to our mother. We will give sugar if we listen to our brother.)
Although my mother had doubts, she still didn't continue to investigate, as long as the twelve fathers quickly drugged us.
As soon as my mother left, my fathers all raised their thumbs to praise us for our good work, and my sixth father also rewarded us with the snacks and sugar just prepared for my mother and little sister.
From this, my brothers and I learned several bloody lessons from what nine fathers, three fathers, five fathers and eight fathers taught us.
First: don't complain! Unless you can endure the ensuing revenge
Second: have a strong physique and perseverance! In order not to beg for mercy when being beaten violently, because the more you beg for mercy, the more you are beaten violently. This is what Dad calls a man's responsibility!
Third: you should be able to bear the truth about your parents when being pressed by your mother! Resolutely resist all temptations, and never betray your father. See the end of betraying, first.
Fourth: you should be flexible at any time. If you accidentally leak your mouth, you should be able to turn back at will. You'd rather discredit yourself than drag others (especially fathers). What nine fathers said, good faith deception is not called deception, and telling the truth may not end well, such as article 1.
Fifth: when you carry all the temptations, you will have sugar!
But nine dad finally said, he said, if you can't tell whether it's better to tell the truth or lie, or can't do it to achieve the goal of pretending to be true or false, then it's better to tell the truth, especially me and Ling Er Ling Liu Ling ba
So, when the new year's money, it is floating clouds for us
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Writing here, I looked up, wow! Eight dad actually stood behind me silently, with a grinning look on his face. I had to tear the two pages of paper that I wrote so hard while the teacher was still looking at us
Although I tore it consciously, eight dad still looked at me with constipation on his face and said, "you can't write something normal! For example, your mother, your father, don't write other dads! And your sister!"
Can this work? You don't often teach us that we are a family. Fourteen dads are all dads, and they are all the same relatives. One cannot be missing and the other cannot be missing?
Mislead me again!
Well, I'll rewrite, write my mother, my father, my sister!
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I have a happy family. There are three auspicious treasures in my family, that is my mother, my father and my sister!
Although my mother doesn't care much, of course, if you have a baby every year and a half, you can't manage four or three in your life, but my mother is the absolute boss of my family!
My mother said one, and none of the family dared to say two! My mother said that if I wanted the moon in the sky, my fathers would definitely pick it up on a ladder.
But my mother is not that kind of shallow woman!
My mother is gentle, considerate and considerate. She is the best mother in the world! I still remember when I was a child, when we were just born, she took us to sleep with her. Her body was soft and fragrant, and her humming songs were soft and beautiful. She ate herself like a fat pig and also wanted to breast feed us. Oh, in fact, this is not what I remember. Every time she did this to her brothers, my father would gently hold me in his arms and say that it was the same when I was born.
My father told me that my mother had suffered a lot and said that she was the best woman in the world. In fact, my father didn't say that my mother was also the best mother in the world. Which mother would work so hard to have children in order to let me have so many younger brothers?
Every time my mother is pregnant with multiple births, her stomach is very large, her legs are swollen as thick as a bucket, and she can't lie flat when sleeping. But she is so uncomfortable, she will still accompany us to play for an hour every day, and will also take us around the world. My mother said that we should see this vast world from childhood, know the wonderful of this world, know the various forms of life in this world, and let us have a broad mind from childhood, Become a man like our father.
My mother will tell us stories. After practicing every day, my happiest time is to lean against my mother's lap under the big tree in the yard and listen to her story. My mother will gently pat my back, or hold me on her lap and hold me in her arms. No matter how tired I am, as long as I am held by my mother, I feel that no matter how tired I am, I will be worth it, because I want to become strong and be able to protect my mother at any time like my father.
There is another one in my family that needs my protection, that is my sister!
If my mother is the boss of the family, then my little sister is the boss of the boss of the family! The dads hurt her just as much as they hurt their eyeballs. No, it's more important than eyeballs! It's more important than your own life! Bi Niang... Oh, I still can't compare with her!
But at least it's more important than me and my brothers!
My sister is the only one with my father and the only girl in the family. When she was born, my father was crazy and turned dozens of hollow somersaults in the hospital corridor. My fathers were also very happy. Ten fathers and eleven fathers also turned somersaults with my father. (the last two sentences are crossed out)
When the younger sister was born, she was like a kitten. The doctor said that her mother was old and had been born in this way continuously, so she couldn't keep up with the nutrition this time. The younger sister was not as good at robbing as little thirteen and little fourteen, so she was particularly weak, so the younger sister lived in a incubator for a week.
My brothers and I all look like our own father. Although there will be some shadows of mother on our bodies, we still look like our father in most places, but our little sister looks exactly like her mother!
Not only do they look like each other, grandma said, but the little sister's temperament is the same as that of her mother when she was a child!
Little sister's temperament
Is it true that my gentle, kind, gentle and noble mother was a child who went to the house to uncover tiles, went down the river to fish, and put all the responsibility on my brothers, especially me?
It's all bitter tears!
Ling ER and I were beaten when we climbed the tree. My little sister climbed the tree. Eleven dad followed him all the way and encouraged him to say that fifteen is great! Er, as an honest Ling Yi, I must admit that the younger sister pulled eleven dad and Dad together to climb the tree in the yard
Ling ER and I were beaten when they went to the lake to catch fish. The little sister caught fish, and the fourth father and the twelfth father rushed the fish into her fish pocket under the water! Er, as an honest Ling Yi, I have to admit that we went to the lake of the Great Lakes in the United States, and my little sister was in her own swimming pool.
Although being treated differently like this, I like my little sister very much! She is different from her brothers. She has the same soft and fragrant body as her mother. Her voice is soft and waxy. Especially when she calls her brother, her voice is sweeter than sugar! Even if what she wanted was the candy that I had been reluctant to eat after hard work, I gave it to her without hesitation!
I have such a good mother and such a lovely little sister. Even if my father oppresses and trains me like a devil, I will recognize it! Because fathers will always grow old, when they grow old! (all the words in the back are crossed out and rewritten) mother and little sister depend on me to protect them!
This is my family! Our family is very happy to live together!
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I wrote so hard that I thought it would be this time, right? Seeing that there was no response behind me, I looked back and saw that eight dad was no longer with me. He went to Ling er's side. With a face of iron blue, he silently tore Ling er's composition in front of the teacher who was praising Ling er's beautiful writing. Then, eight dad looked at the teacher with his fascinating eyes and said gently, "it's getting late. It's better to let the children go home first. We must urge them to finish writing when we go back."
The teacher obviously still wanted to see the composition written by Ling Er, but he was still lost in eight dad's eyes like the sea of stars (mother said), and unconsciously nodded and agreed.
I immediately stuffed my composition into my schoolbag, cheered with my brothers, and went out with my six fathers and twelve fathers who had entered the classroom.
When I went out of school, I secretly asked Ling Er what she had written? Why does eight dad's face look worse than mine?
Ling Er silently glanced at me, pursed his mouth and held it for a long time before he said, "brother, don't dad and dad always tell us to be honest?"
I nodded and said, "what are you telling the truth?" Eight fathers tore my book twice for what I said
Ling ER was very aggrieved and melancholy. "Didn't eight dad want us to write about mom and dad? I just wrote about mom and dad."
Er... I looked at the sky and asked, "what's the matter with your mother and second father?"
Ling Er looked at me leisurely with eyes that were more innocent than me, more innocent than me, more pure than me, and less beaten than me, and said, "that is, last time my mother pressed my father on the glass window, it wasn't the two of us looking together..."
I covered his mouth, but it was too late. The face of twelve fathers was no longer expressed in black
*
After running home, oh, since we went to primary school here two months ago, we have been running home. In order to prevent us from escaping halfway, every time we were escorted by twelve or six or eight fathers. I didn't expect that three fathers came together today. When I entered the house, I was ready to escape the fate of being beaten for a few days.
However, when the sun came out from the west, dad didn't beat me, and other brothers, including Ling Er, didn't get beaten. We were just asked to squat in the yard, and then mom and dad went to a meeting.
In fact, we didn't go to primary school before. It was my mother who sent us to school because she wanted us to live an ordinary life. I don't think this school is really fun. Let alone the various requirements in class, those stupid teachers also asked us to be obedient. What? We began to practice calligraphy when we were three years old. We don't know how many calligraphy notes we have written until now. The teacher's words are not as beautiful as ours, and I suspect that the teacher may not recognize as many words as ours. What's more, the teacher's pronunciation is not standard, and we can't understand the English we speak. Ling San asked back in English, and she actually cried and said that Ling San bullied her... What math, Ling Qidu has pointed out in class that the teacher made mistakes several times, and those stupid classmates who show off with a hundred yuan given by their parents with a runny nose
Compared with us at home, going to school is a waste of time!
"Brother, do you think our next place is to go to England or New Zealand?" Ling Er, squatting beside me, said leisurely.
Uh? Didn't my mother say we should finish primary school?
"I don't think Britain is good. It's too wet and cold there now. Go to Switzerland. I want to go skiing." Ling San said.
Of course skiing is good, but don't we have to go to school? Is there still some time before the holiday?
"My little sister hasn't gone skiing yet. Let's go to work for seven fathers and ten fathers to earn some money to buy a better snowboard for my little sister." Ling Si also stretched his neck.
That's for you to say? I've already prepared for my little sister! Wait, what do you mean? I stared at the three of them.
"Come on, brother, don't pretend. In fact, you should have told me earlier that I will stay with you. That teacher is really easy to fool." Ling Wu gave me a look that we all know, and winked at me with his peach eyes!
Whoa! (this word is learned from many fathers) everyone actually understands it. It looks like it's the same as me. I don't like it. Everything has to limit our school.
*
Just after Ma Bu squatted for half an hour, we were called into the conference room. What a short time? I'm very nervous and terrified. Don't let's go too far. Is it really annoying my mother? Then my father didn't beat me alone... When I went in and saw my mother leaning against my father's arms, I was relieved. Generally, my mother is like this, and my father won't want to beat me
And my mother's face looked very kind. She also smiled and asked us, "do you really want to study in this school?"
Ah... What gentle words
wait? what do you mean? Is this being seen through?
I glanced at my brothers, whoa! These ungrateful people actually stared at me!
As a boss, you have to take responsibility! Isn't it just being beaten? Anyway, Dad won't really beat me to death! I stood up and said, "no, I think it's a waste of time there. We can all teach them. They can't answer the questions we ask, and they say we're mischievous. Most importantly, those young women still spy on the sixth father! As soon as the sixth father goes, they blush!"
I looked straight ahead and pretended not to see my mother floating diagonally towards six dad, and six dad's red face that wanted to explain but couldn't explain.
"Well, then, we won't read it. Let the three fathers and the fourteen fathers teach you." My mother laughed like an angel, and her voice sounded like the gospel.
"Yeah!" My brothers and I shouted with ecstasy, and Ling Ba, the fool, ran out and turned a hollow somersault.
"I just hope you can be happy. If the school is not happy, we won't go. Anyway, your father doesn't even have a primary school diploma." My mother pursed her lips and smiled. Her eyes swept over my fathers. They looked affectionate
We got out very wisely
*
We have the most kind, reasonable, caring mother in the world. We have the most powerful, strict but all for our good fathers in the world. We also have the cutest and most beautiful little sister in the world. By the way, we have grandma who says everything to us!
How can we not be happy?
Being happy all the time, why write it out and let others know?
We were happy. You see, now the younger brothers have gone to ask the younger sister what color of skis they like.
A bunch of fools, the little sister must say that she wants any color!
*
I am Ling Yi, the son of Ling Qingyu, the chairman of Ling group, and the boss of the fifteen brothers and sisters of Ling family. I will grow into an indomitable man like my father and other dads. I will protect my mother, father, brother and sisters, and I will protect our home!
Because I'm Ling Yi!
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