Chapter 236 – Killer Body

Elena watched in disbelief as Snow walked towards her step by step and then squatted down in front of her.

“W-what are you doing?”

This brat looked as calm as water and after she hid away all her viciousness, Elena found her even more frightening!

Elena didn’t understand, if she couldn’t even save Lin Xiao with her blood, what could Snow do?

Healing prayers?

Don’t be foolish, those kinds of tricks doesn’t even have much effect, if Snow could use the Holy Church’s prayers to revive Lin Xiao, then the demons would’ve already been exterminated.

“Elena, don’t move!”

Snow took out her small hands from her sleeves and felt all over Elena’s body like a perverted uncle.

“Hey, you…”

“Tsk, don’t move you dumb cat!”

Without waiting for Elena to resist, Snow sternly ordered.

She first touched Elena’s upper body, then she moved along her shoulders to her neck, cheeks, eyes, feeling the remnants of her tears, Snow stopped for a moment and realized that Elena cried her heart out. She inwardly sighed and didn’t expose her, then she moved her hands down, slowly, until…

“Witch! If you’re interested in my figure, why don’t you bury your brother first?” Elena’s face was flushed, and viciously taunted.

“Hehe, Elena, don’t be dumb, my brother’s not dead, how can I bury him?”

“But he’s clearly not breathing…”

“Not breathing? I say, ELena, are you forgetting something?” Snow punished her for her good figure and pouted with dissatisfaction, “Elena, don’t forget, your top is not just big, but it’s also very heavy!”

“Hah? Heavy?”

Elena thought she was making fun of her, but when she looked down, she understood.

Because of her seduction from earlier, the cloth responsible for covering her was already very loose, it seemed like a small problem, but it was the main problem!

Her fat was heavy!

Very heavy!

That heavy mass has been pressed on top of Lin Xiao this entire time?

… Who could endure that?

Perhaps if it was usually, Lin Xiao would feel bliss from this heaviness, but now he was almost suffocating to death, how could he enjoy it?

“What? He stopped breathing because of me? How could that be…”

If it wasn’t for Snow’s reminder, Elena wouldn’t have even realized that she cut off Lin Xiao’s breath! She was momentarily ashamed and quickly got off Lin Xiao, and sat on the side like a cat that did something wrong.

Even though Snow couldn’t see, she still felt bad! It was unprecedented, but she felt her excess flesh was too bothersome! Not only was it a target for Lin Xiao’s bullying, but it also suffocated people at crucial times!

Sigh, other than looking good, they were completely useless!

Of course, just that was enough, if I had to say, it’s not just good looking… cough… I didn’t say anything.

If Lin Xiao knew that he was suffocated to death by the Monarch’s Oppai’s then he would probably die without any regrets.

He’s a huge pervert after all!

“Look, right after you left, he’s breathing!”

Just as Snow said, not long after Elena got up, Lin Xiao instantly recovered some weak breaths, though he still felt like he was dead, he was undoubtedly alive!

“Hm, your blood should be really effective, even if he was suffocated, he should’ve woke up, but…”

Eliminating a factor, Snow continued searching through her suspicions.

According to Elena, that bone almost pierced through Lin Xiao’s waist, and crushed his organs, so he fell unconscious, but was that the case?

Snow continued her ‘massage’ and her small hands moved all over Lin Xiao’s body, looking for some clues.

“Eh? Strange… Elena, you said that my brother had his waist pierced with a thick bone, right?” Snow asked.

“Right.” Elena nodded.

“So he had a large wound and lost a lot of blood, so you thought he died?”

“Yes.”

“Sigh, Demon King, you really are dumb! No, you’re not dumb… you’re anxiousness lead to this! Do you really like my brother that much? How come you can never think rationally whenever you encounter something that has to do with him?”

“What? I-I don’t like him! What are you talking about, I just…”

“Elena, tell me, did you check his wound? … D-don’t tell me you never even took a look?”

“Eh!? I…”

After hearing what Snow said, Elena finally realized a huge blind spot!

That’s right, she never even confirmed Lin Xiao’s wound!

Perhaps she didn’t want to see the flowing blood or touch his wound, she didn’t want to see how bad the wound was.

She only saw how thick that bone was, so she subconsciously thought that the wound must be terrible, and never thought about anything else.

Could it be…

Elena quickly climbed on Lin Xiao’s body and peeled back the blood stained cloth, enduring her discomfort and investigated his wound.

“Why? How could that be?”

It turns out that his wound wasn’t even that big! It was at most the a hole the size of a thick finger, so even there was a lot of blood, it wasn’t fatal.

“Bone… where’s that bone!?”

Elena remembered the bone that she tossed away and quickly ran over to get it and carefully studied it.

“What!?”

She noticed that even though it looked thick, but the tip sharpened and narrowed abruptly and the blood stained part was only about the length of a finger, so his wound wasn’t deep either!

Thinking about it, if that bone really pierced Lin Xiao’s waist after falling from the sky, he would’ve already been died before Elena pulled it out.

Though she didn’t know what tricks Lin Xiao used, but the conclusion was that it was a shallow wound and it wasn’t fatal!

After finally realizing the truth, Elena had mixed emotions.

First came ecstasy, then remorse, guilt, then lastly it became humiliation!

If Lin Xiao didn’t die, then who were her tears for?

Elena suddenly felt like she was wronged and fell into someone’s trap!

“But why? His wounds weren’t serious, and he also drank my blood, so why isn’t he waking up? Could it be… he’s playing dead?”

So it was just this guy lying after all that!

He played dead to trick her sympathy and guilt… this damn pervert, why did he do that?

Did he just want to see how she looked when she was heartbroken?

Did he like listening to her cry for him?

Was this the newest method for bullying maids?

After thinking of all the embarrassing thing she said to him while he was playing dead, Elena wanted to crawl into a hole!

No!

She won’t, she just had to kill this main offender, as long as she did that, no one would know of her embarrassing confession!

Elena clenched her teeth and planned to use the bone she was holding to poke Lin Xiao with a couple more holes!

Let’s see you play dead again!

“Elena, please calm down, stop being dumb, I really don’t want to yell at you anymore.” Noticing Elena’s intense fluctuation of emotions, Snow impatiently said while caressing Lin Xiao’s ice-cold cheeks and muttered with regret, “Brother, I really don’t understand, why would you risk your life for such a foolish woman? Isn’t it just two lumps of meat, is she really worth it?”

“Tsk, Snow, explain it clearly! If your brother isn’t playing dead, then why isn’t he waking up?”

“Idiot… that’s because he’s asleep! Do you still not get it?”

Snow wanted to stop there, but Elena still didn’t understand and forced her to explain it.

Actually, the wound on his waist wasn’t why he fainted, it was because of magic overdraft. Only Snow knew that Lin Xiao had a special ability to replenish magic power through sleep, there were several similar instances before where he fell into a deep sleep to replenish magic.

“I’m guessing when that bone fell, he used his remaining magic to instant cast some defensive magic so it stopped most of the bone’s momentum so the wound wasn’t that deep… but because he used up too much magic, he had to sleep to rest. That’s why he’s not waking up. Also, when you pulled that bone out it only triggered… it was probably too painful, plus he was weak, so he probably passed out from the pain.”

“What? Passed out from the pain?”

Elena still couldn’t get it after Snow’s explanation.

So, Lin Xiao is just asleep?

“Hehe, since you don’t believe me, then let me wake him up.”

Snow smiled smugly and raised her small hand, lifting her slender index finger up towards Elena, preparing to prove her judgments.

“Elena, did you know? My brother hates pain the most!”

She playfully bent her finger and placed her other hand next to his wound to mark its position.

“No matter how deep of a sleep he’s in, as long as you make him feel pain, he’ll always wake up… so, take that!”

Snow suddenly stuck her index finger into Lin Xiao’s wound!

“Ahhhhhhhhhhh!!!”