Chapter 268 – That Big, It Must Be Fake

What kind of status does Shen DaiYing have? How could she be involved with a poor brat like this, let alone inviting him to the banquet.

“Boy, do you know who I am?” ShenDai JianRen coldly snorted and put on a serious expression.

“No… who are you?”

“I’m called ShenDai JianRen, Princess ShenDai Ying’s attendant.”

“Oh, so?”

“So? Hmph, you really are daring. Everyone invited to today’s banquet are all wealthy and respectable people, as far as I know, other than sending out invitations, my lady never invited anyone by mouth.”

“Uh… but she invited me.”

“Kid, that was in your dreams, right?”

“No, it was in my house.”

“She made lunch for me yesterday at my house and invited me to attend the banquet.”

“What? Went to your house and made you a meal? … Kid, I say, you…”

When he heard him, ShenDai JianRen just shook his head and didn’t even feel like getting angry anymore, thinking he just met someone crazy.

While they were speaking, a couple meddlesome men and women were attracted to them and walked over to the door holding their wine cups.

“Hey, did you hear him? He just said that princess ShenDai Ying went to his house to invite him, and even made him lunch!”

“It can’t be true, right? Could he be her lover?”

“Peh, lover? Look at his clothes and his appearance, even if Princess ShenDai Ying was blind, he wouldn’t even catch her eye.”

No one took the poor Lin Xiao seriously, they were just attracted by his delusions. They lost interest after a while and didn’t bother anymore.

“ShenDai JianRen, hurry and chase him away, the banquet is about to start and your lady will almost arrive. At that time, don’t make your Great Qin Empire lose face.” A beautiful young girl wearing a low cut dress faintly ordered.

She had an immature appearance with a cute bun-like face with baby fat. She was like a girl who never grew up, completely mismatched with her voluptuous body.

“As you command, Princess Pelle! Hehe…”

While he was respectfully responding, he didn’t forget to glance at her deep cleavage and then turning to glare at Lin Xiao with a fierce look like he wanted to kill him.

“Do you understand you stinking brat? If you do then scram. I don’t know how you got in, but scram back to where you came from. Otherwise if you’re caught by the guard and thrown in prison, then I’m afraid your little body wouldn’t even last to be able to come out alive!”

“Tsk, you really…” After being repeatedly rebuked, no matter how tolerant Lin Xiao was, he was still getting a bit fed up.

But it really was a coincidence.

Actually, Lin Xiao really didn’t mind being mocked, he knows that he’s poor and if his lazy good for nothing lifestyle could win other’s respect, that would be too laughable, so he already had a thick skin and would rarely be angry at other people’s mockery or disdain.

But this time, he was getting a bit annoyed.

Not only was he being mocked, he was also being blocked outside the door… the banquet was about to start and he was just hanging around outside, that’s no good!

Lin Xiao put on his trademark acting smile and pulled Elena right beside him, intimately embracing her. Even if she wanted to evade, he wouldn’t let go and showed off his beautiful maid.

“Take a look, if I was a normal poor boy, would I have such a beautiful maid?”

“Oh?”

When he took a good look, his eyes almost popped out!

Not just him, but the princess and her companions also turned to take a look and couldn’t look away!

Elena had been hiding behind Lin Xiao earlier so she wasn’t fully visible, now that everyone could clearly see her appearance… silver hair and red eyes, a cool aura, even if she was wearing a lowly maid outfit, she was as mesmerizing as a Goddess. She let off a dazzling light just by standing there, and was incomparably beautiful like a porcelain doll. Her beauty was something these girls would strive for with their makeup and clothes, but will never achieve in their lifetime.

The princess’s jealousy was aroused so she didn’t leave and called everyone over to watch what was happening with great interest.

“Y-you’re this kid’s maid?”

Looking at the beauty that came out of nowhere, ShenDai JianRen was tongue-tied, and he experienced a shyness that he hasn’t had for tens of years.

“Yes.”

Elena secretly stepped on Lin Xiao’s foot but still obediently responded.

After getting an answer, ShenDai JianRen cleared his throat. After the monetary surprise, he recollected himself.

The princess was still too young, they only saw the maid’s beautiful appearance, but he noticed that what was more important wasn’t her face but her outrageous figure!

My god, what are those?

Are those watermelons?

ShenDai JianRen has never seen anything more outrageous after living for so long and his jaw was about to hit the ground.

Even the most conservative maid clothes couldn’t hide her charm.

Originally, Lin Xiao only wanted to use Elena to prove his identity, but he never thought it would provoke ShenDai JianRen’s crooked mind.

At that moment, how could he even care about some banquet, or princess, the only thing left in this bald forty year old uncle’s eyes were breasts, breasts, and breasts!

“Cough… your maid is indeed beautiful, however, your tricks wont work on me.”

“Tricks?”

“That’s right, you must have used her to trick your way past the guards, right?” ShenDai JianRen spoke smugly like he saw through an unbelievable lie, “In order to muddle your way in, you found a beautiful girl, bought her good clothes and asked her to pretend to be a maid so that people would mistake you for some young nobleman… hehe, not bad, but you can’t trick me!”

“Uh… you really are imaginative.” Lin Xiao put his hand on Elena’s waist and looked at Elena’s increasingly gloomy face and inwardly lamented.

ShenDai JianRen’s words were too indelicate.

If someone as beautiful as Elena could be found causally on the streets, then please give me a roomful of maids!

“Hmph, don’t think I don’t know, her silver hair is fake, and her red eyes are also fake, right! I’ve never heard of anyone with silver hair and red eyes, your tricks can only work on those foolish guards!”

ShenDai JianRen grinned as he walked towards Elena.

“Fake?”

Lin Xiao became vigilant when he noticed him approaching, pretending to be intimate with Elena, he held her more tightly and stepped back a bit.

“That’s right, they’re all fake! Something was applied to make her cheeks so white, right?” Saying that he reached out like he wanted to touch Elena’s face.

Lin Xiao understood what this pervert was trying to get at!

Who is Elena? She’s someone he would never give up, he can do whatever he likes to her, but no one else can!

“Hehe, even if it’s fake, it has nothing to do with you, right?”

Not waiting for him to get his way, Lin Xiao gently pulled his hand on Elena’s waist and embraced her. To others it looked like he was purposely teasing his maid, but it was actually so that she could avoid his pig hands.

“No! Stinking brat, of course it has something to do with me.”

ShenDai JianRen frowned when she avoided, he didn’t expect this stinking brat to resist and instantly flared up.

The princess and everyone else was watching from behind, wouldn’t he be humiliated if he couldn’t even deal with one brat?

“Kid, not only is her hair and eyes fake, her breasts are the most fake! In order to attract attention you actually stuffed her clothes with I don’t even know how much cotton, disgusting… aren’t you too perverted as a master?”

“Oh, jealous?” Lin Xiao didn’t get angry and continued embracing Elena, he wouldn’t let go even though she was crushing his toes!

“Jealous? No, I’m not jealous. Kid, you come uninvited and slipped into the palace, now, I’m going to make you pay for your arrogance!”

“So, what are you going to do?”

“I know that just beating you up won’t be enough… so, I’m going to get my message across.” This time, he finally revealed his real purpose, “Didn’t you pad your maid? Okay, I’ll tear off her disguise!”

“Ah!?”

Under the unbelievable gaze of Lin Xiao and Elena, he actually reached out towards her chest and planned to rip her clothes up!

Damn!

Lin Xiao didn’t have time to make Elena avoid it so he had to make a move!

“Scram!”

He got ahead of him and held his palm against his chest to stop him, then there was an inconspicuous pale green light that appeared.

In the next instant there was a loud bang!