14 Meta Man/ The Long Long legged Princess

Mu woke up at sunrise because there isn't any actual clocks in this world and remembered that Sir. Cox-long actually hadn't given him a time to be at the princesses party by.

"Ok so it's a party so it's probably starting late, meaning I can be there at sunrise and talk to some of the other performers," Mu thought as he walked to the common room.

Mu was enjoying his usual balls when suddenly a commotion broke out at another table.

There were two guys fighting and neither seemed to be a hero. So what the hell were they arguing about?

Well it was pretty obvious since one of them was shouting it to the whole inn. "You dare try to break the law of Meta!!" One of the men shouted and now that Mu looked, this guy had a giant M embroidered into his shirt like a superhero.

"What the fuck, who are you I was just joking around about how oblivious the hero's are to how fake this all is!" The normal looking man shouted back.

"Yes and what if a hero had heard you it would have broken the laws of Meta so I must stop you now evildoer!" The M guy shouted back.

Needless to say they were both tackled and forced out of the inn. Because apparently the laws of Meta are not real. But not before the guy with the M shouted,"Just know evildoer that it was I Meta man who took you down."

Actually it was the security of the inn because they both looked like flapping birds not even hitting each other just slapping. But Mu finished his meal after that in relative peace and left for the castle cane in hand.

All the guards had already been told to expect him so he was let in with little to no checking. Funny enough the same guard who had led him to see Sir. Cox-long had also been assigned to show him to the dining hall. Where he will perform with the other performers.

There were five other performers in the hall either getting ready or just waiting. The performers include.

- Twin Jugglers

-Tight Rope Walker

-Comedy duo

-A magician

-A random handsome guy, Mu doesn't know what he does

Mu walked up to the magician wondering why would they need him when they have real magic. "Hey man I got a question," Mu opened up with. "Yea what is it," the magician answered.

"Why do we need a magician if we have real magic," after Mu said that something in the magician broke. "Haha haha every goddamn time I do a show somebody asks me that question ITS DIFFERENT ITS DIFFERENT!"

The magician kept shouting that until the guards were forced to apprehend him and kick him out. So now there were four performers.

;)due to Mu being an asshole

"I wasn't being an asshole I was just genuinely curious." Mu thought back at the voice.

;) Oh yea and why do we need singers if there is audio recordings nobody likes being called useless man

"Well he was probably an asshole anyways right?"

;) Probably

After that incident Mu found a corner to sit in and just hummed tunes to make time go faster(literally).

Then the time for the party started and servants got done preparing seats right before the nobles walked in. Mu could see this because he was on the grand stage directly left of the door you walk in to get into the dinning hall. Mu didn't pay much attention to the guest except he did see the Ass family make an appearance.

Everyone got situated and the royal whatever shouted that the King and Queen were entering. Now you could tell but you also couldn't tell that they were inbred. You couldn't tell because the King wore a mask and the Queen had tons of makeup. But you could tell because the King had a limp and one of the Queens tits was lower then the other.

Then finally the Princess arrived and you could tell that even though her parents were brother and sister. She had gotten super lucky on the genes that decide looks. Except for one very noticeable trait and that was that she had long long legs.