16 Fixing the Royal Family/The Princess is A Trap

1 hour later the random handsome guy had finished his act and it turned out he was actually a stripper. That was kinda surreal for Mu because that was an obviously modern thing for some reason brought into this one.

;) Comedy

"Yeah probably," props to him though because that guy had killed it and would most likely be a tough act to follow for anybody except Mu.

While walking up the steps Mu was thinking on what type of song to sing to not only entertain the crowd but fix the inbred royal family.

"Got It," Mu thought right before he stepped onto the stage. "A morally wrong love song," Mu thought thinking that it described the royal family to a T.

So Mu sang the only morally wrong love song he knew," Benny Mardones-Into The Night". Where the first words are literally.

"She's just 16 years old"

Obviously he changed the content to a more appropriate version where instead of the girl being 16 she is instead your sister.

Needless to say it worked and the King and Queen both stood up and ran out of the room. Presumably to vomit thinking back on what they did.

The Princess had a new look whenever she looked at her parents now, disgust. But Mu didn't want to end it like this because he was being paid to not only fix the royal family but to throw on a show.

So Mu continued singing influencing the people's mind with each song causing them to see hallucinations and feel emotions normal music couldn't.

For his last song Mu sang, "Norman Greenbaum-Spirit in The Sky" Afterwards he bowed to the crowd like the previous performers.

Now most of the nobles were to stunned to even blink but one of his fans ambushed him with a hug when he stepped off the stage. The Princess has rushed him with a hug and Mu being a good person hugged back.

Now this would have been a beautiful moment but Mu felt something when they hugged. Something he honestly shouldn't have felt on a woman. Something in between her legs.

;) Shes got a dick

"Shut the fuck up!!" Mu was screaming in his thoughts. Needless to say Mu started desperately trying to escape but the Princess was a masculine man.

"Thank you," the Princess said in a deep ass voice. Then sh.. he pulled Mu in and planted a kiss right on his lips.

Afterwards Mu in a daze collected his payment and started wandering the street's aimlessly repeating in his head,"She's a he."

Mu collected himself and walked towards the Golden Cord. Once their he brought out his map with a firm plan in his mind.

"I'm leaving this damn kingdom."