19 Heartbreak City/Totally-Not-A-God is Heartbroken

"What the hell kind of name is that," Mu thought.

;)Maybe it just has to do with their history or something.

"Do you think we should just skip this town it sounds like it would be annoying filler," Mu thought to the voice.

;) Yea this was probably a back burner idea being used because The Author, hallowed be his name.

"Amen," Mu thought back at the voice.

;) Just hasn't thought of what he wants done in the Capital.

"Whatever we'll buy him a few chapters,"Mu thought as he started walking towards the city.

It looked like a normal city except for one thing their seemed to be only two emotions in this city love and depression.

Take for example the guard outside the city he took Mu's money with a bright ass smile.

However, after Mu gave his entry fee and started walking away. A girl ran towards the guard and slapped him in the face."Your having other serving girls serve you aren't you," The girl said while crying.

"No baby your the only.." the guard stammered out. "Shut it, I saw you order food from Viennese you can't deny it!" The girl screamed starting to run away. The guard chased after her however screaming,"baby I was just hungry what was I supposed to do."

But that was the last Mu heard because he was laughing his ass off while walking away.

Now that one strange occurrence was funny but as Mu walked the streets of the city he saw that almost everybody was exactly like that.

Sometimes it was the man confronting the girl ,or girl to girl, or man to man, or girl to guy.

But they all shared one thing in common that was that they were strangely PG.

There was no girlfriend cheating on boyfriend or anything.

It was always petty things and they would act like they got betrayed. Like the guard and the serving girl. But they took it so serious and some of them went into really depressed states.

;)I guess it is the city of heartbreak

"No it's not these are just really petty people acting like they've been betrayed for the slightest thing," Mu thought back annoyed that the voice sided with these people.

;) You wouldn't get it you've never been in a relationship.

"Well even so these aren't relationships that last guy was mad that his mailman delivered letters to other people,"Mu thought to the voice.

;)you have such a cold heart.

"You don't have a heart," Mu elaborated.

;)and yet I feel more than you what does that say.

"That you've gone insane," Mu thought.

Wading through all the people being "betrayed" and "heartbroken". Mu finally arrived in front of a place with a sign saying "Heartbreak Inn".

Mu walked in and saw basically the same thing that he saw outside inside. Mu walked up to the bartender who was also crying. "Hey I would like a.." but before Mu could finish talking the bartender looked up and screamed," I am loyal to my woman and I only give rooms to her!!"

Mu was shocked until he heard a woman scream "I can help you down here!" Mu looked over and saw a female bartender serving no one. "Hey yea I'm looking for a room," Mu said as he walked over to her. "And hey what's wrong with all the people here?"Mu asked the bartender.

"Oh yea this city was cursed a while back by a witch to always experience heartache. But she was a very PG person so she made it to where very petty things made people just break down like their dad killed their dog or something."

"Well why aren't you or I affected?" Mu wondered.

The bartender said"Well you have to stay in the city for two consecutive days before you start getting affected, so I make an effort to always leave and restart the timer every day and a half."

"Oh alright," Mu said then he ordered a room and a meal. As he was walking up to his room however he heard a cry louder then any other.

"WHYYYY how could you give anyone else a room Mary." Then suddenly a man appeared out of nowhere and who is it but John Totally-Not-A-God.

"Again John I'm not your bartender alright I have to serve other people," the bartender who just served Mu said to John.

Then John looked at Mu with hate in his eyes," I'll have you know that I'm a god alright and you have just made a powerful enemy," John then started running at Mu.

Mu wasn't scared however since he knew he could defeat a god. So Mu used the same trick as he did with the flying snake and stopped John Totally-A-God.

Mu knew just what to do with him so he carried him out of the city and set a timer of two hours until the "STOP" wears off.

Then Mu walked back to Heartbreak Inn resolute that he was leaving tomorrow for the Capital no matter how ready The Author is.