26 Third Round/The Old Man Dies

;)Hey I've got a question.

"What is it," Mu thought while he was wandering around the forest.

;)There were 50 people in the second round right.

"Yea,ahh fucking bitch!" Mu thought to the voice as he got smacked in the face by a tree.

;)So 50 people that's 25 losers and 25 winners right.

"Yea did you figure that one all by yourself," Mu thought to the voice wondering how much education the abyss actually had.

;)No I mean that this round should be over pretty quick if all the fights are like yours.

3 months later

Mu was sitting in his treetop mansion with his new monkey family.

;)How the fuck did we get here.

"Comedic time skip, you just had to fucking jinx it." Mu thought to the voice scratching his beard.

;)I'm sorry I forgot the number one rule. That The Author hollowed be his name is an asshole.

But before the conversation could continue a loud explosion came from the sky signifying the end of the round.

Mu broke down crying and started hugging his monkey brothers and sisters.

The monkeys gathered around Mu wondering what was going on and when he started disintegrating into the sky they went bat shit insane.

Mu reappeared in the middle of the colosseum and started kissing the ground.

None of the other competitors looked as bad as Mu since they were cultivators who could survive solely off whatever energy they use.

Mu was asked by the referee if he could continue fighting and then the hype man.

(A/N if anyone could tell me the name of the person who announces shit that would be great otherwise I'm just gonna keep calling him "the hype man" and I know that's not right)came out to announce the competitors still standing and the rules for the next round.

"Since there is 25 of you left 1 of you will be allowed to sit out this round to have an even number for the last round."The hype man shouted to the crowed.

"They don't know how to do math do they," Mu thought to the voice as a hat was brought to the hype man with their names on it.

;)what do you mean?

"24 divided by 2 is 12 plus the person who got to sit out that makes it 13 and that's not even," Mu thought to the voice as he hummed a tune to increase his luck.

"Mu Sic gets to sit out this round you lucky dog!" the hype man shouted out.

Mu was led to the stands while him and the abyss kept arguing about the amount of people who will be left in the final round.

In fact they argued for so long that they missed the entire rules for the third round.

But one thing caught Mu's attention.

"Hey that old man just died."

;) Another one really you could at least explain what he died of.

The old man had died of a heart attack by eating to much food.

;)How, why, what?

The abyss and Mu didn't hear the third rounds rules so they didn't know how the old man got enough food to die of a heart attack.

;)Come on.

We have reached 500 words I guess they will learn it next chapter.