34 Detectives Mu and Abyss/The 'Pirate King” is Depressed

"Alright you don't have to be so forceful," The Receptionist said grabbing the job request.

"It comes with this to get you started," The Receptionist bent down under the counter and rifled past the map to where the Pirate King is and grabbed a piece of hair.

"Here," The Receptionist said handing over the hair.

"Why would I need this how.how does this help me," Mu said looking at The Receptionist.

"It's a piece of the Pirate Kings hair," The Receptionist said.

"I'm not a fucking dog I can't smell this and get his scent," Mu threw the piece of hair down.

"I..I don't know do some detective shit case the scene and all that," The Receptionist said flustered.

"What Fucking Scene!"Mu yelled at The Receptionist.

"Umm I don't know just go do your job bye," The Receptionist hid behind the counter whispering something about marks.

Mu walked out of the bard guild flipping on his non-existent trench coat.

Mu knew he wasn't gonna get anymore out of that witness.

;)Uhh what the fuck are you doing.

"Some detective shit," Mu thought to the voice while walking down the street.

;)Alright partner I'll go see some of the other witnesses.

"Alright," Mu thought to the voice.

So after three hours of Mu appearing in people's houses and interrogating them and the abyss appearing in peoples heads and interrogating their very soul they finally had a lead.

Detective Mu thought to the voice," I got a lead come back to me."

Detective ;) Spill it.

"Hey! I'm not a suspect keep that grammar to them," Mu thought to the voice.

Detective ;) Sorry your right so what is it.

"Alright so on November 22, 1963 Lee Harvey Oswald...ohh wait that's the wrong lead. Uhh it was..oh yea 2 months back a man claiming to be the Pirate King set up shop on the docks demanding taxes," Detective Mu thought to the voice.

Detective ;) Well any old shmuck could say they were the Pirate King.

"This guys got the mark," Detective Mu thought to the voice.

Detective ;) Is it forged.

"Don't look like it," Detective Mu thought to the voice.

Detective ;)This could explain why somebody wants him killed they don't want to pay his taxes no more.

"Let's go and get him then," Detective Mu thought to the voice while walking towards the docks.

Once Detectives Mu and abyss got to the docks they proceeded to raid the warehouse of this potential Pirate King.

Inside they found a lone man crying while drinking ale.

"On the ground!!" Detective Mu shouted at the man.

The man cries while lying on the ground he looks up at Detective Mu and says," Just kill me...I'm so depressed lately my wife left me,and my kids disowned me just end it..please."

"Are you the Pirate King," Detective Mu asked the man.

"If I say yes will you kill me," The man said staring into Detective Mu's soul.

"Uhh sure," Detective Mu said to the man.

"Then yes yes I am now please kill me," the "Pirate King" stared at Detective Mu with puppy dog eyes pleading to be executed right here and now.

"Alright," Detective Mu said knocking the "Pirate King" unconscious.

;)You didn't kill him.

"Nah time will do that I knocked him out indefinitely he'll die in three to five days from dehydration," Mu thought to the voice walking out of the workhouse.

;)That's cold man real cold I'm not even sure if that was the current Pirate King Ohh and are we no longer detectives.

"No we're not and what makes you say that," Mu asked the voice.

;)Well The Receptionist had a map leading directly to the Pirate King and it was nowhere near this warehouse.

"So what your saying is," Mu thought to the voice opening his eyes real wide.

;)I think we just killed a depressed man with a weird mark.