36 Why Are You Helping Them/The Pilgrams

Mu was resting on his boat one evening because he had set a course into his smart boat and was really bored.

When suddenly Mu heard the distinct sounds of people screaming for help.

Mu got up and looked over to where it was coming from. What he saw was an entire ship sinking into the shark infested waters beneath it.

"Oh shit they might know where the Pirate King is I should go help them," Mu said to no one.

;)The fuck...you already know where the Pirate King is.

But Mu was changing his course on his smart boat so he didn't hear the voice.

Mu sailed up beside the ship and started speaking to its passengers.

Mu yelled," Do you know where the Pirate King is?"

;)Mu what the fuck you know where the Pirate King why are you helping these people to figure out where he is.

All the passengers on the ship looked at Mu and then looked at each other before shouting out,"Yea if you help us we'll tell you."

"You here that demon inside my head," Mu thought to the voice.

;)I'm not a demon you shithead.

The Abyss proceeded to metaphysically smack Mu's skull.

This jiggled Mu's brain waking him up.

"Owww what the fuck voice why did you do that I was sleeping," Mu thought to the voice.

;)Uhh no your not your acting like an idiot hero who is helping people to figure out something he already knows.

"I would never do that that's useless..." before Mu finished that train of thought however he looked around him and saw himself doing exactly that.

"How did I get here?" Mu asked the voice.

;) I think you were sleep MC-ing.

"The fuck does that mean," Mu thought to the voice as he started killing the sharks surrounding his boat.

;)You were being an idiotic main character in you dreams and your body acted it out

"That doesn't make sense I always have the same dream of me falling infinitely," Mu thought to the voice as he killed the last shark and grew his boat to accommodate his new passengers.

;)Then I guess it must have been the Author,hollowed be his name, expressing his anger with another hero who did this exact thing in a story he actually liked.

"I guess,anyways I'm gonna go help these people. But not to find the Pirate King simply because I'm a nice person," Mu thought to the voice while walking towards his passengers.

They were cultist trying to escape from "religious persecution" by going to another island.

They gave Mu the directions to the island and then started doing dances and ceremonies right on the deck of his ship.

The cult for the most part left Mu alone except for their missionaries who kept trying to convert him.

So Mu just made a Captains quarters in which he locked himself in the entire ride to the island.

It wasn't that far to the island just about a day but that night a freak gust of wind pushed the ship off course.

Normally this couldn't happen because Mu would fix the course but he was asleep at the time so they landed north of where they were supposed to be.

Mu being nice person wanted to sail them south to where they were supposed to be. But they decided that their god had put them here and this is where they will be.

Before they left the ship they signed a contract which laid down the rules of their colony and they decided on a name for themselves "The Pilgrams."

;)That's not the correct spelling.

"What do you mean," Mu thought to the voice.

;)It's Pilgrims not Pilgrams.

"I think they know how to spell their name," Mu thought to the voice while sailing away from the cult colony.

;)Why do I even try...just go kill the Pirate King.