46 Dark Phoenix Alliance/Interval/About Time

"Ok so obviously we have an issue here, I suggest we put away the swords and simply talk it out," Mu said to the masked "child".

The masked "child" started looking annoyed and screamed out,"God you sound like my dad!"

;)Haha your old.

"Shut up your older than me," Mu thought to the voice.

"We the "Dark Phoenix Alliance" are gonna find out if your a god or not," the masked "child" said.

This decree was followed by everyone of the members screeching into the air with similar childlike voices.

"Ok so I'm presuming that you are Mr.Phoenix the leader of this group," Mu said.

"Wow, no shit for brains it's the name of our guild my name is Lorean Death-bane," Death-bane said.

"Ok, Mr. Death-bane I will answer your question and then ask you to leave my church alright," Mu said standing up.

"Sit back down!" Lorean yelled.

Mu looked at him and said,"Stab me."

Lorean looked stunned and asked," What?"

"Stab me and your question will be answered," Mu said walking towards Lorean.

Lorean reacted pretty quick and stabbed Mu right through his heart.

Mu just stood there with his heart impaled and asked,"We done here?"

Lorean about shit his pants before dropping his swords and running out of the church screaming.

The other guild members saw their leader running out of the building and promptly packed their shit and ran too.

;)Take that you whippersnappers

"You really are old," Mu thought to the voice before falling back to sleep.

In another part of the universe.

;)Oh god not another one of these.

A very heated debate was going on about the synopsis of the book.

One side is arguing about how it has been the same since the start and the other is arguing that it doesn't explain shit.

In actuality there were no two sides it was really only one man with an overactive imagination and possible split personality disorder.

That man is me the author and I have been arguing with myself about wether I should change the story to fit around the synopsis or vise-versa.

After two weeks of this shit I have finally decided that fuck it I like the story and I don't like the synopsis.

I also realize that this whole joke will be dated to any newcomers who have only read the new one but I'm also to lazy to get rid of this.

So I'm sorry.

;)Dude nobody cares for this shit.

I do so suck it.

Back to your regularly scheduled program.

Mu woke up in the morning and had a brand new plan.

"It's time to leave," Mu thought to the voice.

;)Yeah it is about time..I'm surprised you stuck around this long.

"Well I did have to find somebody to give the corn godship to,"Mu thought to the voice.

;)Yeah and I have an idea on how to help all the people in the outer city.

"Oh yea what?" Mu asked the voice.

;)Lets just give the gods and goddesses a permanent effect that makes them do something good for their followers inside and outside of the city once a month.

"Alright," Mu thought to the voice ready to act out his plan.

Mu got everything done,Cornelius was really sad to see him go, and started walking down the road away from the divine city.

;)So what's the plan now?

"You know how we've been really charitable to everyone we meet," Mu thought to the voice.

;)Well not really but sure, what about it?

"Well I wanna steal some shit," Mu thought to the voice.

;)So you wanna be...

"A thief,"Mu thought finishing the sentence for the voice.

;)But we've been a thief this entire time.

"Huh how?" Mu asked the voice.

;)How many caravans have we robbed?

"Ohh shit speaking of caravans I need to rob another one," Mu thought to the voice, completely letting the meaning of the question slip from one ear and out the other.

;)Of course you do.