52 Yes..They Are/Fucking Warlocks

;)So are you ever actually going to be a thief?

"No I think I'm gonna retire from that job," Mu thought to the voice as he was floating above the city.

;)What do you mean retire you've never actually done anything..so actually your just quitting.

"No I'm not," Mu thought to the voice.

;)Yea you ar..

Mu interrupted the abyss and said,"Hey! Remember the bet."

;)...No your not quitting your retiring because you've had such an amazing career.

"Was that sarcasm? Alright two can play at this game," Mu thought to the voice.

;)What are you going to do?

"You know I've always wondered but you don't believe in human rights do you?" Mu thought to the voice.

;)*Sigh* No I don't.

"You think your an idiot for always saying Sigh don't you?" Mu thought to the voice while smiling.

;)Yes I do.

"You probably think toes are hot don't you." Mu thought to the voice.

;)Yea I do.

"These are your true and honest feelings aren't they," Mu thought to the voice.

;)Yes..they are.

"Good well I'll ask you some more questions later, but right now I gotta see what place is up next," Mu thought to the voice as he pulled out his map.

;)The Oligarchy of Magic.

"The fucks an Oligarchy?" Mu thought to the voice as he looked at it.

;)It's when a country is ruled by a bunch of people, and if I had to guess I would say these people most likely practice magic.

"Like fireballs and stuff..sounds boring as fuck," Mu thought to the voice.

;)Boring..dude that's a burning ball of fire you can throw at someone to burn them.

"Yea and..flamethrower does the same shit, also you have to agree with me," Mu thought to the voice.

;)Ok sure whatever just promise me one thing.

"What?" Mu asked the voice.

;)Learn any magic you want just don't become a warlock.

"The fuck is that?" Mu asked the voice.

;)Their these punk ass bitches who pimp themselves out to spirits and demons for some power..and they're creepy as hell.

"Alright that sounds like a bitch way to do magic so I won't become one of those," Mu thought to the voice.

;) Thank you...Fucking Warlocks creeping me the fuck out.

In the Oligarchy of Mages a group of people all wearing red hoods and black robes gathered around a table in a basement.

One of the members said,"We have called this meeting to address two issues. One we need new clothing these garment are very old and honestly too big all in favor say "I" ."

All the members except one said "I" he or she stood up and said," I actually kinda like the color pattern so I was wondering if that was going to stay the same before I cast my vote."

The first member who spook shook their head and said," No we are thinking more of a green and black color pattern on our new outfits this was talked about yesterday where were you?"

The member standing up answered saying,"Oh my mom fell down the stairs so I couldn't be here yesterday but I'm alright with green and black so I say "I"."

The member then sat down and the first one started speaking again,"The second issue is that our research and development teams have finally found a way to reach the "Great One"."

All the member then put their hands together and yelled,"All Hail The "Great One"!"

Then suddenly a banging was heard above them and a woman's voice shouted,"Quite down Donny or else none of your friends will be able to come over again!"

The First member to speak, who's name is Donny, put his hands on his face and then yelled,"Shut up mom I'm gonna take over the world!"

All the members could hear a faint noice of Donny's mom saying,"What did I do wrong raising that boy I swear no respectful bone in his body."