Hero sad beauty pass, since ancient times the enemy is fond of killing, feeling sad, you can be as elegant as a second, once silent in the little sister's world, then the glittering figure will bend down under the two long legs!
Obviously, Jun niansheng is such a guy in front of him. The martial arts master and the number one scholar in the imperial examination are stunned in front of her beloved woman. He has no temper.
So, this guy was sent to the door. Bai Yang felt that if he didn't fool him to the crooked road, he would be sorry for himself!
A light cough, poplar face master lonely expression, looking at the night sky said: "on coax women (on deceive people), this world is afraid that few people can match me!"
Holding half a jar of wine, Jun niansheng looks at the white poplar and is stunned. In his eyes, the image of poplars at this time suddenly becomes tall and lofty, which makes him feel very small.
Subconsciously, he put down the wine jar and carefully said to Baiyang, "please give me your advice! You don't know, I've been worried for a long time. I'd appreciate it if you could teach me two moves! "
Do you see, for the sake of the young lady, Jun niansheng doesn't want his integrity. The grandson of the prime minister, the martial arts master and the number one scholar in the imperial examination, has lowered himself and claimed himself as a younger brother
Sure enough, a single dog can ignore everything, regardless of national boundaries or even different levels!
"I'll give you a move because of your sincere attitude," said Bai Yang, who felt that he had enough of it. His face was stunned and I was moved by you.
"Listen attentively" Jun niansheng nodded and came out with a small copy.
A mysterious smile, poplar did not say anything at the first time, but turned to look at the front of the room and said: "brother Jun, what is that?"
"Well, the house? Does this have anything to do with what we say? " Jun niansheng didn't understand, but in his mind, he launched a quick thinking of his 250 IQ. What's the secret connection?
No matter how high his IQ is, he can't keep up with the rhythm of poplar. How can you figure out the unreliability of poplar?
Just listen to Bai Yang say: "I'm not talking about the house, above the house"
"on the house? The night sky? " Jun niansheng's face is muddled and forced. How can he get further and further away?
Bai Yang turns his head and looks at Jun niansheng's face. You can give up the treatment and says, "forget it, don't guess. I'm talking about the tiles on the roof"
there are mosquito coils in Jun niansheng's eyes. The two idiots ask the same question: "tile? What do you mean
Take a deep breath, although I'm playing the lute to a cow, but I don't care about your expression crackled and said: "brother Jun, in our hometown, there is a saying that women are creatures, you dare to go to the room to uncover tiles if you don't beat her for three days. Frankly speaking, you are not clean up. The more you are used to her, the more energetic you are, the harder you will be. Therefore, you should take a tough posture when dealing with women State, release man's masculinity, suppress her, ravage her, train her Cough, I'm far away from it. In a word, human nature worships the strong. As long as you take a tough stance and let women feel their own weakness and be convinced of you, in that case, it's not that you are crazy, I'm stupid, you're a tree, I'm a vine, tangled to the end of the world Understand? "
Bata Jun niansheng's wine jar fell to the ground, and his head was in a blank after listening to the crackling of poplars.
People worship the strong, which seems to be true. At the beginning of this period of time, I seem to follow Cai Yue's sister too much, which leads to her becoming more and more energetic. It seems that she is really like this
Combining his own reality with the theory of Bai Yang, the more he thought about it, the more right he was, and he could not help but have a kind of doubt in his mind. Is it really that he was too much along with each other during this period of time that Cai Yue's sister just stepped on her nose and face?
Looking at Jun niansheng's expression of understanding, Bai Yang almost laughs in his heart. In front of love, not only will women's IQ drop, but men can become stupid. See, how clever Jun niansheng is, I'll fool him!
Strike while the iron is hot, poplar bewitched: "so, you should be cold, don't be too obedient to her. You have feelings between you, and you can even alienate her when necessary. In this way, she will feel worried about gains and losses. Women are strange creatures. The more you alienate her, the more curious and flustered you are, the more you think about whether you don't love her, whether you have dogs outside Oh, no, there are people, and so on. They will think about things in a disorderly way, so that a heart will be occupied by you. Then you can go against the other way and approach a little bit, and she won't be obedient to you? "
Gudong, Jun Nian swallowed his mouth and sighed: "brother Bai, is this really OK? Although I read a lot, but I get less in the book. Don't lie to me "
" why do I cheat you? You are a smart man. You should grasp one of these measures, and it is absolutely feasible! " The white poplar vowed.
Hum, with the identity and status of the ninth princess, if you do this, she will take care of you. Laozi is an undercover member of the FFF group. It's hard for anyone to break up. Go to hell and see a couple of lovers moving away. I'm so happy to run
"What do I do specifically?" Jun niansheng asked, at this time, he was in a state of emergency. He deeply studied the theory of Populus alba and felt that it contained great wisdom.Often the simplest way is the most effective. Sure enough, brother Bai is a thousand times better than me in women. I understand!
"It's up to you to know exactly what to do. Chen caiyue is not my girl. I'll help you with it. You're so smart that you can implement every detail. So, brother Jun, take action. I'll take good care of you." Poplar continued to bewitch the way.
Take action. I'm waiting for you to drink bitter wine with you after breaking up. I'll comfort you. Then I'll tell you, brother, don't cry, stand up and roll. There's no grass in the world
Well, am I too bad?
No, I'm testing the relationship between them. Well, yes, that's it!
"Taught" took a deep breath. Jun niansheng looked at the white poplar and bowed his hands. He could not fake it.
Did I say anything? In fact, I didn't say anything. It was you who thought too much. However, the expression was deep and thought: "brother Jun, you still need to work hard to pursue your little sister. We are just discussing with each other. In fact, what I said is not enough. We need to improve together with you."
"it is reasonable and endless to learn If you don't have any knowledge, you will teach us the profound knowledge after drinking Jun niansheng looked at the poplar, his eyes burning.
Poplar is cold all over. Shit, I'm just fooling you. I'm not trying to bend you, go to the dead side and worship the handle. Do you want to cut off the chicken head?
Shaking his head, Baiyang said: "everything is in the heart. In wine, the form of things is inferior. Brother Jun, you look good, I drink!"
"It's reasonable. I'm wrong. I'll punish myself." Jun niansheng shakes his head and says that I'm wrong. He gulps down a jar of wine.
Well, when I drink wine, I cheat one more and sell it to me. I'm so happy today
When Bai Yang and Jun niansheng are talking about drinking, Chen caiyue looks at him from time to time. Despite her face's indifference to Jun niansheng, she still cares about him.
Although the distance was not far away, the two men deliberately lowered their voices, and she could not hear the details. They only hummed in their hearts: "Jun niansheng is usually arrogant, but he soon became a part of Bai. It seems that Bai's surname is really unique. However, the two men's bad smiles must not say anything good. In the future, you have to keep your brother away from him Point... "
As the barbecue continued, Chen caiyue began to cook and eat for the first time. She was very happy and novel. She had to try everything. Unconsciously, she finally made more. Because she was happy and gave alms to Bai Yang Jun to eat raw. In addition, the four sisters of the kitten were carefully roasted. Several people gathered around the big table to eat and drink.
Later, Bai Yang was happy and taught them how to paddle. After getting familiar with the rules, they all went crazy. Even the ninth Princess Chen caiyue stepped on the chair and yelled at each other. He looked like a rough man and was completely misled by the poplar
I don't know how long I ate and how much I drank. I didn't know how to leave the audience. I was dizzy and was helped back to rest by the kitten. As for Jun niansheng and Chen caiyue, they naturally have servant girls to serve them.
A night without a word, spent in sleep.
The old man's face changed, and no one could guess. The first day was still overcast, as if it was going to rain, but the next day was a sunny day.
The sun shines from the window lattice to the big bed in the room. The poplars lie sprawling and sleeping. The kitten with only a belly bag and dirty trousers is lying on the poplar. The sunlight shines on her body, and the gourd shaped snow-white body is shining.
Kitten has woken up, lying on the poplar body, bulging chest pressure deformation, a pair of beautiful eyes to watch the poplar blink and blink, how can not see enough.
When the thigh bangs to something more solid, the cat takes a look at the sleeping poplar, blinks, blushes slightly, and glides quietly. Then it looks at the poplar sleeping, bites its lip, and then looks down
Baiyang was so sleepy that he felt as if he was immersed in a hot spring. His whole body was comfortable. As a result, he shivered and almost rose. Then he woke up.
Open your eyes to see the kitten panic eyes, four eyes relative, as if the time frame.
The kitten's mouth is bulging. When she sees the poplar looking at her, her eyes are flustered. She quickly puts on a dress and runs to the bathroom in the compartment
"This..." Bai Yang scratched his head, looked at his "brother" and looked at the kitten in the bathroom.
"Good morning, cat," said poplar to the bathroom.
"Poof Ah, don't say it, young master. I I'll go and get ready for the young master to wash and gargle... " The kitten panicked and seemed to be vomiting something.
"Old husband and wife, shame what ah, and ah cat, remember to wake me up next time," said Baiyang as he got up and dressed.
"Oh, young master, you said, I'm so ashamed..."
The two of them got up with a warm smile. After washing up, the servant reported that Jun niansheng and Chen caiyue were waiting for Baiyang to leave in the living room(happy May Day relatives, Shitou also wants to have a holiday, ah
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